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Biggest fish you've ever landed? Aka, Fish Stories Dick Measuring thread

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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited January 2020
    50 lbs +
    Many sturgeon I released over 300lbs


    Kept many around 125-150 lbs
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,237 Standard Supporter
    edited January 2020
    d c

    chuck said:

    I beached a sturgeon that was every bit of 8' long the one and only time I went sturgeon fishing. It left me curled into a tight ball on the rocks and unable to move for about an hour. My back was tied in a knot and my legs were shaking uncontrollably for the last 10 minutes of it. It takes good technique to fight a fish like that from the bank and I didn't have it.

    Other than that a fair number of 30-40lb chinook is the best I can do. I netted a 52lb bright chinook for a buddy once.

    Those living fossils are TUFF and no how to fight for survival.
    @RaceBannon was there when they were minnows.
  • SECDAWGSECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004
    50 lbs +

    I typically go for the big Copper River filets at Costco when they're in season. That's the extent of my fishing prowess.

    Fish for fun. Store And for eating.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,965
    I have a puffy little ginage between my supple thighs and don't fish
    I was disappointed to learn a steelhead is a fucking trout.
  • 1to392831weretaken1to392831weretaken Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,630 Swaye's Wigwam
    0- 5 lbs
    I fished for kings in the Samish once, but you really have to know what your'e doing to catch one, and I didn't. I once reeled in something big on a Westport charter in between the constant puking, but that's pussy fishing, and I don't count that.

    This pole made me realize that I don't tend to fish for anything big. Pinks in the Skagit is probably the biggest, but it's probably been a decade since I've done that. Anymore, it's all about finding decent lake trout to catch, and it's becoming more and more of an adventure to get to where they are. My favorite fishing trip of my life happened this last summer--my favorite because it involved packing a telescoping rod and some lures on an already long and super fun dirt bike ride. Pull the bike right up the the lake (7 miles from any road), clearest water I've ever seen, catch four nice rainbows (water so clear you could see every fish within 50 yards and watch your lure doing its thing), behead and gut them, throw them in the pack, ride another three hours with trout on my back, back to camp to fry them up!
  • dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,233
    20- 49 lbs

    I was disappointed to learn a steelhead is a fucking trout.

    That's right. But they're trout that are TUFF and will smash your fucking face in.
  • chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,064 Swaye's Wigwam
    50 lbs +

    I was disappointed to learn a steelhead is a fucking trout.

    Steelhead eat salmon for breakfast doovil...literally. You can't hold the juveniles together or the steelhead all end up bloated with little forked tails sticking out their mouths.

    Salmon are the fat, stinky, simpleton pussies. Steelhead are like lions in NW fish world. Salmon are more like wildebeests.
  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    50 lbs +
    chuck said:

    I was disappointed to learn a steelhead is a fucking trout.

    Steelhead eat salmon for breakfast doovil...literally. You can't hold the juveniles together or the steelhead all end up bloated with little forked tails sticking out their mouths.

    Salmon are the fat, stinky, simpleton pussies. Steelhead are like lions in NW fish world. Salmon are more like wildebeests.
    Steelhead/salmon superiority guy
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,438 Founders Club
    5- 9 lbs

    chuck said:

    I was disappointed to learn a steelhead is a fucking trout.

    Steelhead eat salmon for breakfast doovil...literally. You can't hold the juveniles together or the steelhead all end up bloated with little forked tails sticking out their mouths.

    Salmon are the fat, stinky, simpleton pussies. Steelhead are like lions in NW fish world. Salmon are more like wildebeests.
    Steelhead/salmon superiority guy
    We have a few of them here.
  • chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,064 Swaye's Wigwam
    50 lbs +

    chuck said:

    I was disappointed to learn a steelhead is a fucking trout.

    Steelhead eat salmon for breakfast doovil...literally. You can't hold the juveniles together or the steelhead all end up bloated with little forked tails sticking out their mouths.

    Salmon are the fat, stinky, simpleton pussies. Steelhead are like lions in NW fish world. Salmon are more like wildebeests.
    Steelhead/salmon superiority guy
    Correct. African savanna predator-prey superiority guy would've also been accepted.
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