Comprehensive list of things...

Haid_D_Salaami

Coach Petersen should NEVER fucking do at Washington

1. Dress like he raided Shawn White's wardrobe, for a nationally televised game...embarrassing the University and it's fanbase
2. Lose to Stanford by 40+ and then say "we just need to execute better"
3. Get plungered (Again!) by Oregon and then say "we're closing the gap"
4 Get plungered by Oregon or Stanford...ever
5. Tweet gay shit like "WOOF!" whenever a 2* O lineman commits
6. Recruit 2* O linemen to begin with
7. Allow queers like Grinolds and Softy to gargle his balls to keep their "inside access"
8. Cover his ass for shitty playcalling by claiming his QB has "trust issues"
9. Be a faggot

Feel free to add your own.......

PurpleBaze

Why do you hate Shawn White?

fivehundredmileDAWG

Say your team is more physical than Oregon then bend over for them 24 hours later for a double plunger insertion.

topdawgnc

Call a bubble screen pass

Haid_D_Salaami

PurpleBaze said:

Why do you hate Shawn White?

Fucking Hippie!

PurpleBaze

Shawn White would be embarrassed to wear an oversize hoody and a beanie over a ball cap.

topdawgnc

Have his team wear all white ...

PurpleReign

Wow, Shaun White is yoked.

Haid_D_Salaami

PurpleBaze said:

Shawn White would be embarrassed to wear an oversize hoody and a beanie over a ball cap.

Good point

section8

Discuss moral victories

House money

[Deleted User]

Lose more than 4 games.

Haid_D_Salaami

section8 said:

Discuss moral victories

House money

WINAR!

tracker

Say, “I’m glad I hit the crossbar and can hold that bragging right on Warren Moon for a while."

He should never bring a caged, wild animal to practice.

Haid_D_Salaami

CollegeDoog said:

Lose more than 4 games.

Judges would also accept "win 7 or less".........

RoadDawg55

tracker said:

Say, “I’m glad I hit the crossbar and can hold that bragging right on Warren Moon for a while."

He should never bring a caged, wild animal to practice.

Should have been a pole option for the most embarrassing moment under Sark. The Tiger at practice before getting double plungered ranks right at the top.

HuskyHalfBrain

Definitely "house money."

That was fucking embarrassing.

Also saying shit like "I want to win one more conference championship, rose bowl, natty than Don James did," when you just came off of three straight 7 win seasons is a no-no.

That "go huskies" chant during DJ's service was pure comedy.

So fucking pumped that Seven is USC's problem now.

puppylove_sugarsteel

Never throw three straight times, on the opponent's 35, and kick fielld goal with 2:30 left in the game to take the lead. . Now the opponent, namely Oregon State,has a mountain of time to win the game you fucking son-of-a-cunt Sark. I disliked you before that series. I HATED your dumbass after. I threw a beer at the wall I was so pissed. Should have billed the AD for cleanup and therapy afterwards . They hired the dipstick.

Sark pulled this shit this year vs Illinois too. Exactly! Watch game again and it will blow your pea brains. Almost cost us game AGAIN you ignant buttsniffer Sark. I want to send vids of these games to trojan fans. Worst coaching of all time, by any d-1 coach.

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puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Never throw three straight times, on the opponent's 35, and kick fielld goal with 2:30 left in the game to take the lead. . Now the opponent, namely Oregon State,has a mountain of time to win the game you fucking son-of-a-cunt Sark. I disliked you before that series. I HATED your dumbass after. I threw a beer at the wall I was so pissed. Should have billed the AD for cleanup and therapy afterwards . They hired the dipstick.

Sark pulled this shit this year vs Illinois too. Exactly! Watch game again and it will blow your pea brains. Almost cost us game AGAIN you ignant buttsniffer Sark. I want to send vids of these games to trojan fans. Worst coaching of all time, by any d-1 coach.

You hated Sark so much you picked him to win the North in 2013 and recently to win coach of the year in 2014.

I think a PuppyLove vs SugarSteel debate on here should be front page material!

MisterEm

Live Lions, Tigers, or Bears.

Talk about "pressing"

RoadDawg55

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Never throw three straight times, on the opponent's 35, and kick fielld goal with 2:30 left in the game to take the lead. . Now the opponent, namely Oregon State,has a mountain of time to win the game you fucking son-of-a-cunt Sark. I disliked you before that series. I HATED your dumbass after. I threw a beer at the wall I was so pissed. Should have billed the AD for cleanup and therapy afterwards . They hired the dipstick.

Sark pulled this shit this year vs Illinois too. Exactly! Watch game again and it will blow your pea brains. Almost cost us game AGAIN you ignant buttsniffer Sark. I want to send vids of these games to trojan fans. Worst coaching of all time, by any d-1 coach.

How? I'm confused.

Haid_D_Salaami

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Never throw three straight times, on the opponent's 35, and kick fielld goal with 2:30 left in the game to take the lead. . Now the opponent, namely Oregon State,has a mountain of time to win the game you fucking son-of-a-cunt Sark. I disliked you before that series. I HATED your dumbass after. I threw a beer at the wall I was so pissed. Should have billed the AD for cleanup and therapy afterwards . They hired the dipstick.

Actually 3 different UW coaches have cost me TVs

James - 1990 UCLA - Wild Turkey bottle through screen (fucking Tommy Maddox)
Lambo - 1996 @ ASU - TV out 3rd story apt window
Willingham - 2007 Oregon - End table meets bigscreen...TV loses battle.

I should have billed the AD. But I came to the conclusion that being a drunken fucking idiot cost me 3 TVs.

Now that I'm older, I'm not much wiser or any more sober. But I did get tired of buying new TVs. Just sayin...