This bored is full doog.

I hired a real fucking coach. I hired the coach of the future! Check out this motherfapping resume:
-- Sark beat Bo Pelinni (great coach, amirite?) one out of three times.
-- Sark beat Boise State one out of two times. That's right, he kicked your new coach right in the Petersen.
-- Sark beat Lane F'ing Kiffen in LA. NO ONE BEATS LANE KIFFEN IN LA*
(*with a few exceptions.)
You coogfelchers were supposed to hire James Mora away from ULCA, but fuck it. I'll take a plunger every season, because once we soften up our schedule we'll be going 9 wins every year. That means Alamo Bowels, you gashgnashers.
Now if you loosers are done, I have a really cool presser to attend.

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Your glasses are gay.
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Listen up, collegedoog... If I wanted come back, I'd have taken it from your mom's throat.
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Stick in your ignant giner University Sucking Cock.
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Listen up, sackslapper... Sark is gonna poke out your eyes and skullfuck you next season, just like he did to Idaho State. NO ONE HANGS 56 on IDAHO STATE!
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There is only room for one PL_SS on this site.
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Are you saying they should duke it out?DerekJohnson said:There is only room for one PL_SS on this site.
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He/she/it has been on such a roll lately it seemed like great fun to join in.DerekJohnson said:There is only room for one PL_SS on this site.
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I'm out. I've become a total pussy following huskie foosball under Ty and Sark.CollegeDoog said:DerekJohnson said:There is only room for one PL_SS on this site.
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lolHomebrew_Dawg said:
He/she/it has been on such a roll lately it seemed like great fun to join in.DerekJohnson said:There is only room for one PL_SS on this site.
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Well fuck-a-doodle-doo, look who's changing the subject!
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CollegeDoog said:
Are you saying they should duke it out?DerekJohnson said:There is only room for one PL_SS on this site.
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Timmuh...
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That vacuum to the lips video is oddly erotic.CollegeDoog said:
Your glasses are gay.
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Well done PatHadenFS....did you gargle and swish?
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pressingPatHadenFS said:Listen up you queefblowers. I've had enough of your doogish half-chubby for Billy Bob Petersen.
I hired a real fucking coach. I hired the coach of the future! Check out this motherfapping resume:
-- Sark beat Bo Pelinni (great coach, amirite?) one out of three times.
-- Sark beat Boise State one out of two times. That's right, he kicked your new coach right in the Petersen.
-- Sark beat Lane F'ing Kiffen in LA. NO ONE BEATS LANE KIFFEN IN LA*
(*with a few exceptions.)
You coogfelchers were supposed to hire James Mora away from ULCA, but fuck it. I'll take a plunger every season, because once we soften up our schedule we'll be going 9 wins every year. That means Alamo Bowels, you gashgnashers.
Now if you loosers are done, I have a really cool presser to attend.
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Free 'mulligan' tip: book a Pensacola strip club for a booster/coach function.PatHadenFS said:
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Slow day at the office.dnc said:pressing
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mobey said:
That vacuum to the lips video is oddly erotic.
A blonde teen and a large, tubular sucking device......
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Go ahead and take a seat. Care for a margarita before we get started?Haid_D_Salaami said:mobey said:That vacuum to the lips video is oddly erotic.
A blonde teen and a large, tubular sucking device......
How could you possibly go wrong?