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My Idea for Iran

SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,066
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edited January 2020 in Tug Tavern
Trump should just call up Israel and tell them we will look the other way for a few months. "Have fun storming the castle." Israel has wanted to stomp a mudhole in Iran's ass for years and we have prevented it. Just cut them loose. The Jews would fuck them up quick fast and in a hurry. Arab Spring flourishes and @PurpleBaze can take the place over giving the people the leader they want and need. Plus then Uber is available in Tehran. Maybe even import some of those hot ass Persian babes for the next HH get together.



No American lives lost. Israel gets vengeance for all the rocket attacks that were financed and coordinated by Iran. Hezbollah looses much of their backing and fades in power and ambition. Iran can go back to a being a country that works for the people instead of Allah. End of a nuclear state Iran. And we don't even have to send them billions of dollars to do it. In fact, we probably make some money selling weapons back to the Jews. Win win win.

I'm a problem solver.
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    dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,221
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    edited January 2020
    Swaye said:

    Trump should just call up Israel and tell them we will look the other way for a few months. "Have fun storming the castle." Israel has wanted to stomp a mudhole in Iran's ass for years and we have prevented it. Just cut them loose. The Jews would fuck them up quick fast and in a hurry. Arab Spring flourishes and @PurpleBaze can take the place over giving the people the leader they want and need. Plus then Uber is available in Tehran. Maybe even import some of those hot ass Persian babes for the next HH get together.



    No American lives lost. Israel gets vengeance for all the rocket attacks that were financed and coordinated by Iran. Hezbollah looses much of their backing and fades in power and ambition. Iran can go back to a being a country that works for the people instead of Allah. End of a nuclear state Iran. And we don't even have to send them billions of dollars to do it. In fact, we probably make some money selling weapons back to the Jews. Win win win.

    I'm a problem solver.

    Yeah, but nobody wants the problems solved. Problems mean money, and money means graft - for everyone that knows what they're doing. Due to some poor choices I've made in my life, I'm not one of those people.

    Nobody has to buy bombs if they don't drop any. Normally a politician needs some reason to bleed money out of taxpayers - in times of war, people just forget about what things cost and just hand over the dollar bills.

    Doing things cheaply is never the goal, and doing things right is rarely the goal.

    Your idea has merit. I don't know what made you think it would be given any consideration. At all. Your future in politics isn't looking bright these days. I think most people would consider that a good thing.
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    ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
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    I think Israel should contribute to an American led coalition, but I doubt they’d take on the burden alone while we sat back and watched.

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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,604
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    I already suggested this asshole!!


    Hell the world should just back off and let israel do what they want for the next 50 years.

    Islam would be completely eradicated, joobs would flourish
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,987
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    The problem with Iran is that the Ruskies make some very good SAM systems and I believe they have sold some of those to Iran. Israel might sustain too many losses.
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    SledogSledog Member Posts: 30,910
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    YellowSnow said:

    The problem with Iran is that the Ruskies make some very good SAM systems and I believe they have sold some of those to Iran. Israel might sustain too many losses.

    They better hope they are better than the "best" Russkie systems Syria bought and Israel flew over the whole country and bombed their shit without ever seeing or firing at the planes. Those planes were F16's with conformal fuel tanks. Anything but stealth.
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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    ThomasFremont said:

    I think Israel should contribute to an American led coalition, but I doubt they’d take on the burden alone while we sat back and watched.

    They have before
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,749
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    It's always about the Jews with you guysms. Always de Jude.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,604
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    creepycoug said:

    It's always about the Jews with you guysms. Always de Jude.



    and?
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,906
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    creepycoug said:

    It's always about the Jews with you guysms. Always de Jude.



    Even APAG and I were homeys over the jews/oobs.


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    HardlyClothedHardlyClothed Member Posts: 937
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    How did it go for Israel the last time they fought an Iran backed militia in Lebanon in 2006?
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,604
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    HardlyClothed said:

    How did it go for Israel the last time they fought an Iran backed militia in Lebanon in 2006?

    I don't know

    How's Lebanon doing lately
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    ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
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    HardlyClothed said:

    How did it go for Israel the last time they fought an Iran backed militia in Lebanon in 2006?

    Stalemate. Against Lebanon...
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    HardlyClothedHardlyClothed Member Posts: 937
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    ThomasFremont said:

    HardlyClothed said:

    How did it go for Israel the last time they fought an Iran backed militia in Lebanon in 2006?

    Stalemate. Against Lebanon...
    Against a Hezbollah that was much weaker then than it is now.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,604
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    Swaye said:

    I like being lectured about relative military strengths by people who know very little about the military. I like that.

    USA > fags
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    HardlyClothedHardlyClothed Member Posts: 937
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    Swaye said:

    I like being lectured about relative military strengths by people who know very little about the military. I like that.

    Yes the guy who said that “end of a nuclear state Iran” in the OP should be taken seriously on this. Iran’s facilities are deep underground and well guarded. You would have to occupy the country to fully dismantle them. The IDF couldn’t occupy Southern Lebanon but Iran is somehow easier? Ok.
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