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Some folks call him sling blade, I call him Kaiser bladeFireCohen said:How did slingblade get his nickname?
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Seriously?FireCohen said:How did slingblade get his nickname?
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It’s ok guys, I’m hearing Fleens feels better now.
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Reckon what you is wanting to know is what I'm a-doing in here. 'Reckon the reason I'm in here is 'cause I've killed somebody. But I reckon what you is wanting to know is how come me had killed somebody so I reckon I'll start at the front and tell ye. I lived out back of my mother and father's place, most of my life, in a little ol' shed that my daddy built for me. They didn't too much want me up there in the house with the rest of'em. Mmm. So mostly I just sat around out there in the shed lookin' at the ground. Mmm. I didn't have no floor out there but I had me a hole dug out to lay down in. 'Quilt or two to put down there. Mmm-hmm. My father was a hard working man most of his life, not that I can say the same for myself. I mostly just sat around out there in the shed, tinkering around with a lawn mower or two. Went to school off and on from time to time. But the children out there, they were very cruel to me. Made quite a bit of sport of me, made fun of me quite a bit. So mostly, I just sat around out there in the shed. My daddy worked down there at the sawmill, down at the planer mill for an old man named Dixon. Ol' Man Dixon was a very cruel fella, didn't treat his employees very well. Didn't pay'em too much of a wage, didn't pay my daddy too much of a wage. Just barely enough to get by on, I reckon. Mmm. I reckon he got by alright. Mmm. They used to come out, one or the other, usually my mother and feed me pretty regular. Mmm-hmm. So I know he made enough to where I could have mustard and biscuits three or four times a week. Mmm. But Ol' Man Dixon, he had a boy by the name of Jesse Dixon. Jesse was really more cruel than his daddy was. He used to make quite a bit of sport of me when I'd be down there at the schoolhouse. 'Used to take advantage of little girls there in the neighborhood and all. Mmm. They used to say that my mother was a very pretty woman. They said that quite a bit from time to time when I'd be down there at the schoolhouse. Well, I reckon you want me to get on with it and tell you what happened so I reckon I'll tell ye. I was sitting out there in the shed one evening not doing too much of nothing, just kindly staring at the wall. I was waiting on my mother to come out and give me my Bible lesson. Well I heared a commotion up there in the house, so I run up on the screened in porch to see what was a-going on. I looked in the window there and I seen my mother laying there on the floor without any clothes on. Mmm. Mmm-hmm. I seen Jesse Dixon laying on top of her. He was having his way with her. Mmm. Well I just seen red. I picked up a kaiser blade that was sitting there by the screen door. Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade. Got a long wood handle kinda like an ax handle with a long blade on it shaped kinda like a banana. Sharp on one edge and dull on the other'n. It's what the highway boys used to cut down weeds and whatnot. Well I went in the house and I hit Jesse Dixon upside the head with it, knocked him off my mother. I reckon that didn't quite satisfy me, so I hit him again with it in the neck with the sharp edge and just plumb near cut his head off. Killed'im. My mother jumped up from there and started hollering, "What'd you kill Jesse for?" "What'd you kill Jesse for?" Well, mmm, come to find out I don't reckon my mother minded what Jesse was doing to her. 'Reckon that made me madder than what Jesse'd made me, so I takened the kaiser blade, some folks called it a sling blade, I called it a kaiser blade, mmm, and I hit my mother upside the head with it. Mmm... Killed her; Some folks has asked me if I had it to do over again, would I do it the same way. I reckon I would. Anyhow they seen fit to put me in here and here I've been a great long while. I've learned to read some. 'Took me four years to read the Bible. I reckon I understand a great deal of it. Wasn't what I expected in some places. Mmm. I slept in a good bed for a great long while. Now they've seen fit to put me out of here. They say they're setting me free today. Mmm.FireCohen said:How did slingblade get his nickname?
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Billy Bob is the lead singer in a band called the Box Masters. I saw their show last summer. Billy Bob appeared to be very uncomfortable performing on stage.Emoterman said:
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Houston Superiority Guy ^^WilburHooksHands said:
Houston had a lesbian mayor from 2010-2016 people forget thatTurdBomber said:
Houston has some of the meanest dykes in the Western World.DoogWhisperer said:
You would think he would pick Seattle over Texas.Sources said:
He looks like a lesbianTheironshiek said:
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HOW DARE YOU DOX ME?!?!FireCohen said: -
You really are a smug son of a bitch.dnc said: -
UW_Doog_Bot said:
Y'all are going to create a rumor that turns into reality if you keep this up and then be responsible for your own seppuku redudantly.BendDawg24 said:
BDTW poaster also jumping in on the Helfrich Sea-Tac action. He either saw the tweet or watched Yousef drive off in the Uber
Fuck you guysm.TommySQC said:
Buddy called me tonight. ....heard Softy reference seeing Helfrich at SeaTac with his interview with Wilner.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Fuck yeah, Kris Shellenbarger. Now that's an all time doog.BendDawg24 said:
BDTW poaster also jumping in on the Helfrich Sea-Tac action. He either saw the tweet or watched Yousef drive off in the Uber -
Yep I learned about Billy Bob's music ties when Warren Zevon died. Apparently they were good friends. He was on a talk show, Letterman maybe, and gave a nice tribute to Zevon including a great live performance of Werewolves of London.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Billy Bob is the lead singer in a band called the Box Masters. I saw their show last summer. Billy Bob appeared to be very uncomfortable performing on stage.Emoterman said:
I honestly didn't care for Thornton before that, even though I liked his acting, but I was pretty fond afterward. The whole thing was really entertaining, funny, and pretty damn touching. -
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who is everyone's top choice now
mine is moorhead but looks like he's going to oregon because of course he is
https://247sports.com/Article/Joe-Moorhead-potential-jobs-Oregon-offensive-coordinator-search-candidates-Justin-Herbert-Mario-Cristobal-141842446/ -
Chip Long. Instrumental in building a successful a Memphis with Mike Novell coaches TE so a direct replacement for Paopao.
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DawgDaze71 said:
Chip Long. Instrumental in building a successful a Memphis with Mike Novell coaches TE so a direct replacement for Paopao.
And who doesn’t like a coach naked Chip?
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I’m always down for more headGladstone said:back on topic
who is everyone's top choice now
mine is moorhead but looks like he's going to oregon because of course he is
https://247sports.com/Article/Joe-Moorhead-potential-jobs-Oregon-offensive-coordinator-search-candidates-Justin-Herbert-Mario-Cristobal-141842446/ -
If we miss on our top 8 OC candidates and are left holding the Beavlet bag and miss on firing Bobby G when Cuog wanted him as DC, my season tickets are in grave jeopardy.Gladstone said:back on topic
who is everyone's top choice now
mine is moorhead but looks like he's going to oregon because of course he is
https://247sports.com/Article/Joe-Moorhead-potential-jobs-Oregon-offensive-coordinator-search-candidates-Justin-Herbert-Mario-Cristobal-141842446/ -
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It's okay. He hasn't figured out how to log back on. Or, he's dead.GrundleStiltzkin said:
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Statute of limitations is soon to expire.GrundleStiltzkin said:
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Nothing has changed with me.GrundleStiltzkin said:
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Morale is low in the ranks.
@RaceBannon, I pray you will write Martha before the darkness consumes all. -
DoogCourics said:
Morale is low in the ranks.
@RaceBannon, I pray you will write Martha before the darkness consumes all.
@RaceBannon.... tell Martha all is lost. The boys won’t be coming home this time.
