Kids woke us up at 5 o'fucking clock. Baileys in the coffee, then switched to mimosas. Moving to beer soon. Only broke up two fights so far and survived a painfully boring board game (I know, the "painfully boring" in "painfully boring board game" is redundant). Showed my wife her ruined Christmas surprise rocker panels: "Merry Christmas! They'll look alright in a week or so after I sand them back down and do it again..." She took it in stride.
Alright, time to get off the shitter and back into the fray. NERF football time.
The struggle is real.
Spent way too much on shoes for TOF only for her to bitch about them not fitting.
“Your boots say 9.”
“Those are my sisters and they don’t fit.”
“Whose the dumbass getting upset over shoes that don’t fit because they wear shoes that don’t fit?”
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Spent way too much on shoes for TOF only for her to bitch about them not fitting.
“Your boots say 9.”
“Those are my sisters and they don’t fit.”
“Whose the dumbass getting upset over shoes that don’t fit because they wear shoes that don’t fit?”
Victory.