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So I had my first taste of fentanyl today

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  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031
    i'm not clear on what kind of ass surgery requires fentanyl... can you elaborate?

  • DoogieMcDoogerson
    DoogieMcDoogerson Member Posts: 2,526
    BearsWiin said:

    All four wisdom teeth out? "Take some ibuprofin."

    Vasectomy? Nothing. Not even ice (balls of steel). Drove myself home.

    I was given vicodin when I was 16 for what was believed to be a stress fracture from football. Didn't do shit. Hurt just as bad, and didn't get me high at all. All encounters with opioid prescriptions since have been a waste. I've never really had any reaction to them, positive or negative. They go down the throat, and nothing's changed with me. Franny.

    Most powerful painkiller I've ever experienced is plain ol' aspirin coupled with a little adrenaline. I had four knee surgeries before my senior year in high school, never mind all of the minor injuries from being the most comically undersized football player ever, and most school days I limped around from class to class, barely able to get up out of my chair or lift my arms above my head, but pop four aspirin and gut it out through warmups, and I'd be full sprint for practice. Every game was four aspirin before warmups and three at halftime.

    I'm not sure I fit in around here: I'm the guy who had to rehab from a fucking aspirin addiction... I still sometimes dose up a bit with the ol' Vitamin A before a track day if I'm nursing one of my frequent old man injuries.

    I drove myself home from my vasectomy, too, after having the marcaine not work. Felt everything, down to my toes and up to my shoulder. Took all my willpower not to throttle the doc snipping my balls

    Vicodin works well with Jack Daniels, or so I recall from a root canal I had in 1992
    I felt everything when I had the V-job and they kept just giving me more shots in my nuts. 4 vials. I went home with my balls inflated with meds and felt every pothole glaring at my wife. It was fucking awful. Hurts thinking about it.
  • DoogieMcDoogerson
    DoogieMcDoogerson Member Posts: 2,526
    I was living in Marysville at the time. Quality medical care no doubt.

    BearsWiin said:

    All four wisdom teeth out? "Take some ibuprofin."

    Vasectomy? Nothing. Not even ice (balls of steel). Drove myself home.

    I was given vicodin when I was 16 for what was believed to be a stress fracture from football. Didn't do shit. Hurt just as bad, and didn't get me high at all. All encounters with opioid prescriptions since have been a waste. I've never really had any reaction to them, positive or negative. They go down the throat, and nothing's changed with me. Franny.

    Most powerful painkiller I've ever experienced is plain ol' aspirin coupled with a little adrenaline. I had four knee surgeries before my senior year in high school, never mind all of the minor injuries from being the most comically undersized football player ever, and most school days I limped around from class to class, barely able to get up out of my chair or lift my arms above my head, but pop four aspirin and gut it out through warmups, and I'd be full sprint for practice. Every game was four aspirin before warmups and three at halftime.

    I'm not sure I fit in around here: I'm the guy who had to rehab from a fucking aspirin addiction... I still sometimes dose up a bit with the ol' Vitamin A before a track day if I'm nursing one of my frequent old man injuries.

    I drove myself home from my vasectomy, too, after having the marcaine not work. Felt everything, down to my toes and up to my shoulder. Took all my willpower not to throttle the doc snipping my balls

    Vicodin works well with Jack Daniels, or so I recall from a root canal I had in 1992
    I felt everything when I had the V-job and they kept just giving me more shots in my nuts. 4 vials. I went home with my balls inflated with meds and felt every pothole glaring at my wife. It was fucking awful. Hurts thinking about it.
    Where did you have it done? At a cannery?
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    I was living in Marysville at the time. Quality medical care no doubt.

    BearsWiin said:

    All four wisdom teeth out? "Take some ibuprofin."

    Vasectomy? Nothing. Not even ice (balls of steel). Drove myself home.

    I was given vicodin when I was 16 for what was believed to be a stress fracture from football. Didn't do shit. Hurt just as bad, and didn't get me high at all. All encounters with opioid prescriptions since have been a waste. I've never really had any reaction to them, positive or negative. They go down the throat, and nothing's changed with me. Franny.

    Most powerful painkiller I've ever experienced is plain ol' aspirin coupled with a little adrenaline. I had four knee surgeries before my senior year in high school, never mind all of the minor injuries from being the most comically undersized football player ever, and most school days I limped around from class to class, barely able to get up out of my chair or lift my arms above my head, but pop four aspirin and gut it out through warmups, and I'd be full sprint for practice. Every game was four aspirin before warmups and three at halftime.

    I'm not sure I fit in around here: I'm the guy who had to rehab from a fucking aspirin addiction... I still sometimes dose up a bit with the ol' Vitamin A before a track day if I'm nursing one of my frequent old man injuries.

    I drove myself home from my vasectomy, too, after having the marcaine not work. Felt everything, down to my toes and up to my shoulder. Took all my willpower not to throttle the doc snipping my balls

    Vicodin works well with Jack Daniels, or so I recall from a root canal I had in 1992
    I felt everything when I had the V-job and they kept just giving me more shots in my nuts. 4 vials. I went home with my balls inflated with meds and felt every pothole glaring at my wife. It was fucking awful. Hurts thinking about it.
    Where did you have it done? At a cannery?
    Oohh, the 'Ville. Ouch.
  • DoogieMcDoogerson
    DoogieMcDoogerson Member Posts: 2,526

    I was living in Marysville at the time. Quality medical care no doubt.

    BearsWiin said:

    All four wisdom teeth out? "Take some ibuprofin."

    Vasectomy? Nothing. Not even ice (balls of steel). Drove myself home.

    I was given vicodin when I was 16 for what was believed to be a stress fracture from football. Didn't do shit. Hurt just as bad, and didn't get me high at all. All encounters with opioid prescriptions since have been a waste. I've never really had any reaction to them, positive or negative. They go down the throat, and nothing's changed with me. Franny.

    Most powerful painkiller I've ever experienced is plain ol' aspirin coupled with a little adrenaline. I had four knee surgeries before my senior year in high school, never mind all of the minor injuries from being the most comically undersized football player ever, and most school days I limped around from class to class, barely able to get up out of my chair or lift my arms above my head, but pop four aspirin and gut it out through warmups, and I'd be full sprint for practice. Every game was four aspirin before warmups and three at halftime.

    I'm not sure I fit in around here: I'm the guy who had to rehab from a fucking aspirin addiction... I still sometimes dose up a bit with the ol' Vitamin A before a track day if I'm nursing one of my frequent old man injuries.

    I drove myself home from my vasectomy, too, after having the marcaine not work. Felt everything, down to my toes and up to my shoulder. Took all my willpower not to throttle the doc snipping my balls

    Vicodin works well with Jack Daniels, or so I recall from a root canal I had in 1992
    I felt everything when I had the V-job and they kept just giving me more shots in my nuts. 4 vials. I went home with my balls inflated with meds and felt every pothole glaring at my wife. It was fucking awful. Hurts thinking about it.
    Where did you have it done? At a cannery?
    Oohh, the 'Ville. Ouch.
    I grew up there, escaped to the UW, moved back while working in Redmond due to housing prices, now live in Tacompton.
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    I was living in Marysville at the time. Quality medical care no doubt.

    BearsWiin said:

    All four wisdom teeth out? "Take some ibuprofin."

    Vasectomy? Nothing. Not even ice (balls of steel). Drove myself home.

    I was given vicodin when I was 16 for what was believed to be a stress fracture from football. Didn't do shit. Hurt just as bad, and didn't get me high at all. All encounters with opioid prescriptions since have been a waste. I've never really had any reaction to them, positive or negative. They go down the throat, and nothing's changed with me. Franny.

    Most powerful painkiller I've ever experienced is plain ol' aspirin coupled with a little adrenaline. I had four knee surgeries before my senior year in high school, never mind all of the minor injuries from being the most comically undersized football player ever, and most school days I limped around from class to class, barely able to get up out of my chair or lift my arms above my head, but pop four aspirin and gut it out through warmups, and I'd be full sprint for practice. Every game was four aspirin before warmups and three at halftime.

    I'm not sure I fit in around here: I'm the guy who had to rehab from a fucking aspirin addiction... I still sometimes dose up a bit with the ol' Vitamin A before a track day if I'm nursing one of my frequent old man injuries.

    I drove myself home from my vasectomy, too, after having the marcaine not work. Felt everything, down to my toes and up to my shoulder. Took all my willpower not to throttle the doc snipping my balls

    Vicodin works well with Jack Daniels, or so I recall from a root canal I had in 1992
    I felt everything when I had the V-job and they kept just giving me more shots in my nuts. 4 vials. I went home with my balls inflated with meds and felt every pothole glaring at my wife. It was fucking awful. Hurts thinking about it.
    Where did you have it done? At a cannery?
    Oohh, the 'Ville. Ouch.
    I grew up there, escaped to the UW, moved back while working in Redmond due to housing prices, now live in Tacompton.
    Nothing says Success like Marysville to Tacoma. You've made it!
  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696

    I was living in Marysville at the time. Quality medical care no doubt.

    BearsWiin said:

    All four wisdom teeth out? "Take some ibuprofin."

    Vasectomy? Nothing. Not even ice (balls of steel). Drove myself home.

    I was given vicodin when I was 16 for what was believed to be a stress fracture from football. Didn't do shit. Hurt just as bad, and didn't get me high at all. All encounters with opioid prescriptions since have been a waste. I've never really had any reaction to them, positive or negative. They go down the throat, and nothing's changed with me. Franny.

    Most powerful painkiller I've ever experienced is plain ol' aspirin coupled with a little adrenaline. I had four knee surgeries before my senior year in high school, never mind all of the minor injuries from being the most comically undersized football player ever, and most school days I limped around from class to class, barely able to get up out of my chair or lift my arms above my head, but pop four aspirin and gut it out through warmups, and I'd be full sprint for practice. Every game was four aspirin before warmups and three at halftime.

    I'm not sure I fit in around here: I'm the guy who had to rehab from a fucking aspirin addiction... I still sometimes dose up a bit with the ol' Vitamin A before a track day if I'm nursing one of my frequent old man injuries.

    I drove myself home from my vasectomy, too, after having the marcaine not work. Felt everything, down to my toes and up to my shoulder. Took all my willpower not to throttle the doc snipping my balls

    Vicodin works well with Jack Daniels, or so I recall from a root canal I had in 1992
    I felt everything when I had the V-job and they kept just giving me more shots in my nuts. 4 vials. I went home with my balls inflated with meds and felt every pothole glaring at my wife. It was fucking awful. Hurts thinking about it.
    Where did you have it done? At a cannery?
    Oohh, the 'Ville. Ouch.
    I grew up there, escaped to the UW, moved back while working in Redmond due to housing prices, now live in Tacompton.
    Do you ever get used to the poop smell? I remember getting off the bus to play there, and the smell of shit was overwhelming.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,600 Standard Supporter

    I was living in Marysville at the time. Quality medical care no doubt.

    BearsWiin said:

    All four wisdom teeth out? "Take some ibuprofin."

    Vasectomy? Nothing. Not even ice (balls of steel). Drove myself home.

    I was given vicodin when I was 16 for what was believed to be a stress fracture from football. Didn't do shit. Hurt just as bad, and didn't get me high at all. All encounters with opioid prescriptions since have been a waste. I've never really had any reaction to them, positive or negative. They go down the throat, and nothing's changed with me. Franny.

    Most powerful painkiller I've ever experienced is plain ol' aspirin coupled with a little adrenaline. I had four knee surgeries before my senior year in high school, never mind all of the minor injuries from being the most comically undersized football player ever, and most school days I limped around from class to class, barely able to get up out of my chair or lift my arms above my head, but pop four aspirin and gut it out through warmups, and I'd be full sprint for practice. Every game was four aspirin before warmups and three at halftime.

    I'm not sure I fit in around here: I'm the guy who had to rehab from a fucking aspirin addiction... I still sometimes dose up a bit with the ol' Vitamin A before a track day if I'm nursing one of my frequent old man injuries.

    I drove myself home from my vasectomy, too, after having the marcaine not work. Felt everything, down to my toes and up to my shoulder. Took all my willpower not to throttle the doc snipping my balls

    Vicodin works well with Jack Daniels, or so I recall from a root canal I had in 1992
    I felt everything when I had the V-job and they kept just giving me more shots in my nuts. 4 vials. I went home with my balls inflated with meds and felt every pothole glaring at my wife. It was fucking awful. Hurts thinking about it.
    Where did you have it done? At a cannery?
    Oohh, the 'Ville. Ouch.
    I grew up there, escaped to the UW, moved back while working in Redmond due to housing prices, now live in Tacompton.
    Do you ever get used to the poop smell? I remember getting off the bus to play there, and the smell of shit was overwhelming.
    Capitalistic poop smells better than socialist camp poop.

    Tacoma>Seattle POTD

  • DoogieMcDoogerson
    DoogieMcDoogerson Member Posts: 2,526
    That was intentionally spread by the farmer who owned the field next to the stadium. Not kidding. #CowPieHigh

    I was living in Marysville at the time. Quality medical care no doubt.

    BearsWiin said:

    All four wisdom teeth out? "Take some ibuprofin."

    Vasectomy? Nothing. Not even ice (balls of steel). Drove myself home.

    I was given vicodin when I was 16 for what was believed to be a stress fracture from football. Didn't do shit. Hurt just as bad, and didn't get me high at all. All encounters with opioid prescriptions since have been a waste. I've never really had any reaction to them, positive or negative. They go down the throat, and nothing's changed with me. Franny.

    Most powerful painkiller I've ever experienced is plain ol' aspirin coupled with a little adrenaline. I had four knee surgeries before my senior year in high school, never mind all of the minor injuries from being the most comically undersized football player ever, and most school days I limped around from class to class, barely able to get up out of my chair or lift my arms above my head, but pop four aspirin and gut it out through warmups, and I'd be full sprint for practice. Every game was four aspirin before warmups and three at halftime.

    I'm not sure I fit in around here: I'm the guy who had to rehab from a fucking aspirin addiction... I still sometimes dose up a bit with the ol' Vitamin A before a track day if I'm nursing one of my frequent old man injuries.

    I drove myself home from my vasectomy, too, after having the marcaine not work. Felt everything, down to my toes and up to my shoulder. Took all my willpower not to throttle the doc snipping my balls

    Vicodin works well with Jack Daniels, or so I recall from a root canal I had in 1992
    I felt everything when I had the V-job and they kept just giving me more shots in my nuts. 4 vials. I went home with my balls inflated with meds and felt every pothole glaring at my wife. It was fucking awful. Hurts thinking about it.
    Where did you have it done? At a cannery?
    Oohh, the 'Ville. Ouch.
    I grew up there, escaped to the UW, moved back while working in Redmond due to housing prices, now live in Tacompton.
    Do you ever get used to the poop smell? I remember getting off the bus to play there, and the smell of shit was overwhelming.