So I had my first taste of fentanyl today
Only slightly loopy while watching the monitor as they jammed the probe four feet up my ass
Felt like I could have driven home, but they wouldn't let me
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Be careful. You probably have some rural, farm boi genes that might lead to addiction.
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Just turn 50? I was completely under for mine.
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We had to do an intervention for my sister in 2010 because of opioids. She had a shoulder problem in 2004 that she had minor surgery for, then decided she was too fucking lazy to do the PT afterwards, so they put her on long-term pain medication knowing that she was an alcoholic in recovery. Vicodin became oxy became fentanyl, and by 2010 she was a couchdrooler when she wasn't frantically convincing her pain doctor to prescribe more powerful shit for her. At one point I got on the phone with her doc's office and told them she was addicted and they were feeding her addiction and what was it going to take for them to stop giving her the shit that was going to kill her eventually, and they said as long as she didn't drop the pen when she signed for her drugs they'd keep giving them to her.
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51, but I put it off89ute said:Just turn 50? I was completely under for mine.
They kinda left it up to me how much happyjuice I got. They gave me a bit and I never asked for more, and before I knew it the procedure was over with. Weird seeing my innards on the screen. Very clean, I got high marks for the asslikeafirehose prep -
It seems like they've cut back a ton in the past number of years on how much they will prescribe. When I had a near death type ski crash in 2012, they prescribed me enough hydro morphine dilauded to keep an elephant high for months. I couldn't shit for 2 weeks and that caused me to get off them as quick as I could.BearsWiin said:We had to do an intervention for my sister in 2010 because of opioids. She had a shoulder problem in 2004 that she had minor surgery for, then decided she was too fucking lazy to do the PT afterwards, so they put her on long-term pain medication knowing that she was an alcoholic in recovery. Vicodin became oxy became fentanyl, and by 2010 she was a couchdrooler when she wasn't frantically convincing her pain doctor to prescribe more powerful shit for her. At one point I got on the phone with her doc's office and told them she was addicted and they were feeding her addiction and what was it going to take for them to stop giving her the shit that was going to kill her eventually, and they said as long as she didn't drop the pen when she signed for her drugs they'd keep giving them to her.
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I used to get vicodin at the dentist. Now they say buy some Advil.
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They prescribed me 30 vicodin in 2006 when I got my vasectomy. I think I used five. Sister stole the rest the following year when she realized they were in my cabinetRaceBannon said:I used to get vicodin at the dentist. Now they say buy some Advil.
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Did the intervention work?BearsWiin said:We had to do an intervention for my sister in 2010 because of opioids. She had a shoulder problem in 2004 that she had minor surgery for, then decided she was too fucking lazy to do the PT afterwards, so they put her on long-term pain medication knowing that she was an alcoholic in recovery. Vicodin became oxy became fentanyl, and by 2010 she was a couchdrooler when she wasn't frantically convincing her pain doctor to prescribe more powerful shit for her. At one point I got on the phone with her doc's office and told them she was addicted and they were feeding her addiction and what was it going to take for them to stop giving her the shit that was going to kill her eventually, and they said as long as she didn't drop the pen when she signed for her drugs they'd keep giving them to her.
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I had major orthopedic surgery about 10-12 years ago. They gave me as much oxy as I wanted. A little too much as it turned out.
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Original plan was for her to go into an inpatient treatment center but that plan got derailed (and somebody tipped her off that she was going to be interventioned). We did get the pain doctor to wean her off the opioids. She'd be dead if we hadn't done that. She started drinking again a couple years later, heavily from what I heard, so we cut off contact with her. There's only so much you can watch people try to ruin their lives. She's a cautionary tale in my household at this pointdnc said:
Did the intervention work?BearsWiin said:We had to do an intervention for my sister in 2010 because of opioids. She had a shoulder problem in 2004 that she had minor surgery for, then decided she was too fucking lazy to do the PT afterwards, so they put her on long-term pain medication knowing that she was an alcoholic in recovery. Vicodin became oxy became fentanyl, and by 2010 she was a couchdrooler when she wasn't frantically convincing her pain doctor to prescribe more powerful shit for her. At one point I got on the phone with her doc's office and told them she was addicted and they were feeding her addiction and what was it going to take for them to stop giving her the shit that was going to kill her eventually, and they said as long as she didn't drop the pen when she signed for her drugs they'd keep giving them to her.
I've seen that shit take too many lives.
