The list of Quooks

doogsinparadise

Texas can't pass, regardless of what they want. Oregon is a national title team with a shit coach, Texas is an Alamo Bowl team with a recruiter in chief. I'll take the better team, all coaches being equal.

haie

Oregon, despite all efforts to show the country they don't give a fuck about this bowl, will win by 10 or so. And Texas will continue to bewilder me how the most valuable team in America can't even win their own state.

GoGrellow

I'm adding Mariota to the list. Should've jumped ship before Helfrich does to him what Kiffin did to Barkley. Plus Marcus might actually be good enough to buy Helfrich a 3rd or even 4th year. It's like the anti-Ludwig, who was so shitty that he got Bellotti to switch offenses and start the upward trajectory that ended when Chip left. Marcus coming back might be the worst possible thing for this program in the long run.

Let's be real though, it doesn't matter if we have a fan base full of quooks. It only matters if Phil and to a lesser extent Mullens are quooks. I'll be terrified if Mullens does something stupid and blindly extends Helfrich for the 11-2 season (we're beating Texas, although not nearly as badly as we should). A lot of AD's probably would (a lot of AD's oversee shitty programs too...).

Bad_MotherDucker

PDXDuckFan is the biggest fucking Quook. Punk bitchass puts his 2 cents in on every poast crticizing Pvt Pyle aka Coach Helf. He needs to DIAFF

Mosster47

Bad_MotherDucker said:

PDXDuckFan is the biggest fucking Quook. Punk bitchass puts his 2 cents in on every poast crticizing Pvt Pyle aka Coach Helf. He needs to DIAFF

It's interesting to see all of those guys who wanted Ernie Kent gone as he was taking Oregon to Elite 8's every recruiting cycle with no facilities, coaching budget, or financial budget simply because he was black, but defend guys like Rich Brooks and Slingblade violently.

eQuook will go under in the next 7-10 years for the simple fact that their loyal will be dead and the youth they neglected to market/appeal to will have no interest.

That place gets especially hilarious around signing day when Marty tries to get everyone excited about all of the 5-star guys that were never even considering Oregon. "We were so close" "His parents wouldn't let him go" "My source (that doesn't exist) told me he was picking Oregon" "I chug cock."

USC with only 15 rides and a shit coach beats Oregon on paper during their best run ever.

dnc

Mosster47 said:

Bad_MotherDucker said:

PDXDuckFan is the biggest fucking Quook. Punk bitchass puts his 2 cents in on every poast crticizing Pvt Pyle aka Coach Helf. He needs to DIAFF

It's interesting to see all of those guys who wanted Ernie Kent gone as he was taking Oregon to Elite 8's every recruiting cycle with no facilities, coaching budget, or financial budget simply because he was black, but defend guys like Rich Brooks and Slingblade violently.

eQuook will go under in the next 7-10 years for the simple fact that their loyal will be dead and the youth they neglected to market/appeal to will have no interest.

That place gets especially hilarious around signing day when Marty tries to get everyone excited about all of the 5-star guys that were never even considering Oregon. "We were so close" "His parents wouldn't let him go" "My source (that doesn't exist) told me he was picking Oregon" "I chug cock."

USC with only 15 rides and a shit coach beats Oregon on paper during their best run ever.

Nice to know you guys have your own TerryDells