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  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    81

    Benny's Grocery Store Roster:

    PCC
    Whole Foods (delivered)
    Safeway
    Met Market
    Trader Joes
    Costco


























    NOC

    81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.
    ya but, free samples tho...
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,435 Founders Club

    81

    Benny's Grocery Store Roster:

    PCC
    Whole Foods (delivered)
    Safeway
    Met Market
    Trader Joes
    Costco


























    NOC

    81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.
    And yet you trust them with freedom?
  • alumni94alumni94 Member Posts: 4,858

    alumni94 said:

    A little FYI, Albertsons owns Safeway.

    Grocery store superiority guy...
    I worked there. The own about 17 different chains. I think most people are just surprised that Albertsons owns Safeway and not the other way around.
  • 1to392831weretaken1to392831weretaken Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,630 Swaye's Wigwam

    81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.

    81% of the people at my Costco are Canadian. Quite easily.
  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.

    91% of the people at my Costco are Amerasian. Quite easily.
  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    Albertsons says three is a crowd in line and promise to open a teller if it happens on their signage

    So when we're 5th in line I always show three fingers to the managers hiding behind the glass watching the monitors

    I used to hold up 1

    ok boober
  • HuskyJWHuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,505 Swaye's Wigwam

    81

    Benny's Grocery Store Roster:

    PCC
    Whole Foods (delivered)
    Safeway
    Met Market
    Trader Joes
    Costco


























    NOC

    81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.
    Hurtful
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,919 Founders Club

    I’ll wait in a long line at self checkout just to avoid talking to the cashier at the traditional check out stands. Every time I choose the regular check out, I regret it.

    “Doing anything fun tonight?”

    Can't buy booze at self check but I hear you

    I get asked if I want to contribute to help starving kids. Let them starve I say. HH humor doesn't work in public
    The small talk is just awful. I feel the same way at restaurants when a server comes to check up on you 7 times. Once is fine.

    The worst part is that they are trained to do that. I can’t believe that managers actually think most people want that. Our manager harped on that when I was a server. I’m not going to ask if they like their French onion soup while they are in a serious business discussion. They will make eye contact and get your attention if they need something when you’re in the area. At the same time, it is really fucking annoying when you’ve been done eating for 15 min, the check hasn’t come, and your server is nowhere in sight.

  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,226 Standard Supporter

    Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

    My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

    My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
    Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

    Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.
  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

    My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

    My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
    Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

    Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.
    Cmon son. The Corn Dip Chippers rule.

    Mandarin Chicken? Bomb.

    In reality the best thing about TJs are the snacks and nutz and frozens.
  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

    My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

    My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
    Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

    Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.
    I'm a lucky man in that both myself and Mrs Nacho do not like Trader Joe's. Unlike you, I do not face starvation, quite the opposite really.



    Mrs. Nacho looks a little red in the face.
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,379 Founders Club

    Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

    My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

    My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
    Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

    Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.
    I'm a lucky man in that both myself and Mrs Nacho do not like Trader Joe's. Unlike you, I do not face starvation, quite the opposite really.



    Mrs. Nacho looks a little red in the face.
    Jokes on you. That's not Mrs. Nacho.
  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

    My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

    My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
    Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

    Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.
    I'm a lucky man in that both myself and Mrs Nacho do not like Trader Joe's. Unlike you, I do not face starvation, quite the opposite really.



    Mrs. Nacho looks a little red in the face.
    Jokes on you. That's not Mrs. Nacho.
    YKWYWF
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,226 Standard Supporter

    Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

    My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

    My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
    Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

    Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.
    Cmon son. The Corn Dip Chippers rule.

    Mandarin Chicken? Bomb.

    In reality the best thing about TJs are the snacks and nutz and frozens.
    The fact you enjoy nuts does not surprise me. NTTAWWT.

    Give me Cheetos, Ruffles, Ho Hos and Banquet Hungry Man dinners every day of the week.


  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

    My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

    My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
    Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

    Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.
    Cmon son. The Corn Dip Chippers rule.

    Mandarin Chicken? Bomb.

    In reality the best thing about TJs are the snacks and nutz and frozens.
    The fact you enjoy nuts does not surprise me. NTTAWWT.

    Give me Cheetos, Ruffles, Ho Hos and Banquet Hungry Man dinners every day of the week.


    your post speaks for itself.

    case closed.

    'nuff said.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,226 Standard Supporter

    Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?

    My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any day

    My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
    Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.

    Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.
    Cmon son. The Corn Dip Chippers rule.

    Mandarin Chicken? Bomb.

    In reality the best thing about TJs are the snacks and nutz and frozens.
    The fact you enjoy nuts does not surprise me. NTTAWWT.

    Give me Cheetos, Ruffles, Ho Hos and Banquet Hungry Man dinners every day of the week.


    your post speaks for itself.

    case closed.

    'nuff said.
    I know. I win.

  • BayDawgBayDawg Member Posts: 1,623

    81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.

    81% of the people at my Costco are Canadian. Quite easily.
    If you are talking about the Bellingham Costco, your number is lite...
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    This thread is mysteriously lacking in Aspbergers Frank from @YellowSnow and my Safeway.

    Sad.

    I've been meaning to post a Frank update, but have been avoiding his line because he's going to tell me Browning won more games than Eason.
    The other Safeway checkers are all slow as fuck. Frank is fast, but when you add in the sports rants in between it’s a wash.

    At least that’s more entertaining than some old lady asking people what they’re cooking tonight when they’re getting a pallet of Top Ramen, a half gallon of gin, and 20 boxes of dinosaur chicken nuggets.
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