Favorite Jerky Boys Character

YellowSnow

YellowSnow

Sol Rosenberg

Shout out to @PurpleBaze

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8HxuDcZQsk

PurpleBaze

YellowSnow said:

Shout out to @PurpleBaze

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8HxuDcZQsk

Dick!

GrundleStiltzkin

Jack Tors

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHbundance

BennyBeaver

Fuck off, the correct answer is

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RaceBannon

BennyBeaver said:

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GrundleStiltzkin

Jack Tors

RaceBannon said:

BennyBeaver said:

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Open your fuckin ears, jackass.

YellowSnow

Sol Rosenberg

GrundleStiltzkin said:

RaceBannon said:

BennyBeaver said:

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Open your fuckin ears, jackass.

This is mostly to see if anyone else besides me an Grundle were into this shit in the 90s. I played their 2nd CD over and over and over and used to know every crank call by heart.

BennyBeaver

Fuck off, the correct answer is

I'm kind of a old school, localist:

YellowSnow

Sol Rosenberg

THUD

minion_doog

Sol Rosenberg

He said we could walk all up and down the beach and step on piss clams! And that they wouldn't tie me up to the pier at high tide and poke me with sharp things!

I don't want WILD bird feed!

Gauze?! Ooo wonderful, I 'll wrap it up and see you with my nub!

I went to the Empire State buildin' and 'cause of these glasses I can't see so good god dammit!

I could quote for days, some of the funniest shit I've ever across.

minion_doog

Sol Rosenberg

GrundleStiltzkin said:

RaceBannon said:

BennyBeaver said:

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Open your fuckin ears, jackass.

You got fucking corn cobs in your ears!?

Fenderbender123

Roy D. Mercer

YellowSnow

Sol Rosenberg

Fenderbender123 said:

Roy D. Mercer

How big an ol boy are ya?

GrundleStiltzkin

Jack Tors

minion_doog said:

He said we could walk all up and down the beach and step on piss clams! And that they wouldn't tie me up to the pier at high tide and poke me with sharp things!

I don't want WILD bird feed!

Gauze?! Ooo wonderful, I 'll wrap it up and see you with my nub!

I went to the Empire State buildin' and 'cause of these glasses I can't see so good god dammit!

I could quote for days, some of the funniest shit I've ever across.

My wife tried to resist the Jerky Boys genius for a while, but couldn't hold out for long. JB quotes are part of our cutesy couples talk.

"So that I have them."

"You're freaking me out already and you're freaking over the phone"

"Pounds baby, pounds!"

"Who, Brett Weir?"

"The crowd seems to love this."

"My pants unbuttoned!" Sadly I haven't heard that one from her in some time.

YellowSnow

Sol Rosenberg

GrundleStiltzkin said:

minion_doog said:

He said we could walk all up and down the beach and step on piss clams! And that they wouldn't tie me up to the pier at high tide and poke me with sharp things!

I don't want WILD bird feed!

Gauze?! Ooo wonderful, I 'll wrap it up and see you with my nub!

I went to the Empire State buildin' and 'cause of these glasses I can't see so good god dammit!

I could quote for days, some of the funniest shit I've ever across.

My wife tried to resist the Jerky Boys genius for a while, but couldn't hold out for long. JB quotes are part of our cutesy couples talk.

"So that I have them."

"You're freaking me out already and you're freaking over the phone"

"Pounds baby, pounds!"

"Who, Brett Weir?"

"The crowd seems to love this."

"My pants unbuttoned!" Sadly I haven't heard that one from her in some time.

Pieces? What the fuck? Pounds, Baby, Pounds!

GrundleStiltzkin

Jack Tors

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

minion_doog said:

He said we could walk all up and down the beach and step on piss clams! And that they wouldn't tie me up to the pier at high tide and poke me with sharp things!

I don't want WILD bird feed!

Gauze?! Ooo wonderful, I 'll wrap it up and see you with my nub!

I went to the Empire State buildin' and 'cause of these glasses I can't see so good god dammit!

I could quote for days, some of the funniest shit I've ever across.

My wife tried to resist the Jerky Boys genius for a while, but couldn't hold out for long. JB quotes are part of our cutesy couples talk.

"So that I have them."

"You're freaking me out already and you're freaking over the phone"

"Pounds baby, pounds!"

"Who, Brett Weir?"

"The crowd seems to love this."

"My pants unbuttoned!" Sadly I haven't heard that one from her in some time.

Pieces? What the fuck? Pounds, Baby, Pounds!

Left off one we use most probably: "TIME TIME, TELL ME WHAT TIME"

Pitchfork51

Fuck off, the correct answer is

Old as fuck thread of the week

YellowSnow

Sol Rosenberg

Pitchfork51 said:

Old as fuck thread of the week

I married a millennial because I got old man game but you all still suck.

DawgWagonDan

Jack Torse and his large pieces of furniture.

RoadDawg55

Only heard a couple of Jerky Boys skits on Howard Stern. They were funny, but I don’t know enough about them to have a favorite.