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Favorite Jerky Boys Character

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  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024
    Sol Rosenberg

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    Open your fuckin ears, jackass.
    You got fucking corn cobs in your ears!?
  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,695 Founders Club
    Sol Rosenberg

    Roy D. Mercer

    How big an ol boy are ya?
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Jack Tors

    He said we could walk all up and down the beach and step on piss clams! And that they wouldn't tie me up to the pier at high tide and poke me with sharp things!

    I don't want WILD bird feed!

    Gauze?! Ooo wonderful, I 'll wrap it up and see you with my nub!

    I went to the Empire State buildin' and 'cause of these glasses I can't see so good god dammit!

    I could quote for days, some of the funniest shit I've ever across.

    My wife tried to resist the Jerky Boys genius for a while, but couldn't hold out for long. JB quotes are part of our cutesy couples talk.

    "So that I have them."

    "You're freaking me out already and you're freaking over the phone"

    "Pounds baby, pounds!"

    "Who, Brett Weir?"

    "The crowd seems to love this."

    "My pants unbuttoned!" Sadly I haven't heard that one from her in some time.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Jack Tors

    He said we could walk all up and down the beach and step on piss clams! And that they wouldn't tie me up to the pier at high tide and poke me with sharp things!

    I don't want WILD bird feed!

    Gauze?! Ooo wonderful, I 'll wrap it up and see you with my nub!

    I went to the Empire State buildin' and 'cause of these glasses I can't see so good god dammit!

    I could quote for days, some of the funniest shit I've ever across.

    My wife tried to resist the Jerky Boys genius for a while, but couldn't hold out for long. JB quotes are part of our cutesy couples talk.

    "So that I have them."

    "You're freaking me out already and you're freaking over the phone"

    "Pounds baby, pounds!"

    "Who, Brett Weir?"

    "The crowd seems to love this."

    "My pants unbuttoned!" Sadly I haven't heard that one from her in some time.
    Pieces? What the fuck? Pounds, Baby, Pounds!
    Left off one we use most probably: "TIME TIME, TELL ME WHAT TIME"
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,676
    Fuck off, the correct answer is
    Old as fuck thread of the week
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,695 Founders Club
    Sol Rosenberg

    Old as fuck thread of the week

    I married a millennial because I got old man game but you all still suck.
  • DawgWagonDan
    DawgWagonDan Member Posts: 789
    Jack Torse and his large pieces of furniture.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,386 Standard Supporter
    Only heard a couple of Jerky Boys skits on Howard Stern. They were funny, but I don’t know enough about them to have a favorite.