Help me write my cliche commitment tweet (POLE)

jhfstyle24

I am, as of course you know, this bored's primary expert on the inner workings of teen bois (sorry BTP), as the resident teen boi myself. However, what you may not know is that I am an athlete, and I will be committing to play a D1 sport very soon.

Of course, the most important thing about committing is a cliche commitment tweet. I need help to make my tweet as recruit cliche as humanly possible. And so, I must ask you, the experts on TB recruit cliches, to answer this pole to inform me which cliche word/phrase I MUST use. This is vitally important.

DerekJohnson

No interviews please

"It's hard"

Doog_de_Jour

Thankful for my coaches, teammates, family, and friends

You forgot to thank your barber.

MikeDamone

Give all glory to God

dnc

Blessed to say

Shoutout to @guntlove.







Good luck with your bat and ball game.

Ice_Holmvik

Good for you JHF! Here is a challenge. Fit all of those and the barber in your tweet.

whlinder

Blessed to say

MikeDamone said:

Give all glory to God

All of these need to thank God because God is the reason for your commitment

GrundleStiltzkin

I've seen you here for years, I always assumed you were some old drunk in his 40s

Mind=blown

OneNipple

110%

Close to home!

jhfstyle24

Abundance

GrundleStiltzkin said:

I've seen you here for years, I always assumed you were some old drunk in his 40s

Mind=blown

I first joined this bored as a Doogpound refugee at 15 years of age because I was irritated by the lack of TBSing on their bored.

Phenomenal decision.

1to392831weretaken

Please respect my decision

jhfstyle24 said:

However, what you may not know is that I am an athlete, and I will be committing to play a D1 sport very soon.

Real film room junky? Gym rat? Coach on the field? Fucking the coach's daughter with his consent?

And if baseball players are athletes, so are these guys:



/sick burn

GrundleStiltzkin

jhfstyle24 said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

I've seen you here for years, I always assumed you were some old drunk in his 40s

Mind=blown

I first joined this bored as a Doogpound refugee at 15 years of age because I was irritated by the lack of TBSing on their bored.

Phenomenal decision.

BennyBeaver

Please respect my decision

Cricket scholly to U of New Dehli?

BennyBeaver

Please respect my decision

MODs? can I change my vote to Abundance? All of these need to be included:

Blessed to say

No interviews please

Please respect my decision

Dream school

Thankful for my coaches, teammates, family, and friends

PurpleBaze

Please respect my decision

Actually, jfhstyle24 is a mathlete. Would be nice for him to commit to UW so that he may help his BFF BTP with his maff homework.

FireCohen

Please respect my decision

Hey is there a way for you to wrap in “beginning of my legacy” in to the commitment?

DerekJohnson

No interviews please

You should say that you couldn't have done it without Hardcore Husky and then give shout outs to people like @CuntWaffle, @Kingdome_Urinals and @LuketheDrifter

OneNipple

110%

Both dads approve.....

UW_Doog_Bot

Abundance

Congratulations man. That is a real accomplishment.

jhfstyle24

Abundance

Appreciate all of you.

If anyone wants insights into the recruiting process, I understand it's a little different for football but I'd be happy to talk (especially if you have questions for your kids who are athletes).

Neighbor2972

Please respect my decision

jhfstyle24 said:

Appreciate all of you.

If anyone wants insights into the recruiting process, I understand it's a little different for football but I'd be happy to talk (especially if you have questions for your kids who are athletes).

Congrats! But I would like you to know that I will respectfully not be respecting your decision.