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So I tried Whiteclaw today...

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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam



    Did you try a mango? #I'm hearing it's can't even good. I'll drop my panties when they come out with pumpkin spice.

    If you like anything pumpkin spice we can’t be friends anymore.
    Pie? Because I like pie.
  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter

    Ok I bought a variety 12 pack and just had the natural lime. If I don’t have coitus tonight I’m going hold it against you @PurpleThrobber.

    The wife is supposed to drink them, not you.

    You’re doing it wrong!

    Also, went to a party yesterday (didn’t watch the game until 1am, and had no idea what happened til I watched it), and there was a cooler of claw. Lots of women drinking it.

    Mrs. Courics decided to see what all the hubbub was about. Took one sip, set it down, and grabbed a glass of wine instead.
    Swoon!!!!
  • azgreg
    azgreg Member Posts: 52
    Whiteclaw is the second worst thing I've ever had in my mouth.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,030
    Doogles said:


    #mykindofgirl

  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,696 Founders Club

    haie said:

    I tried one. It was a hot day. I switched back to beer.

    Yeah I'm sorry but if you live in the Pacific Northwest there is no excuse for not committing to craft beer.

    I was at labrewatory today and a coworker handed me a pale coffee stout. I said fuck this don't like coffee stouts or stouts in general.

    It tasted like a banana flavored pale ale and was fucking delicious.

    Watermelon pale ale. Hazy IPA. Fuck the claw.

    I hit up almost every brewery in Bend earlier this month. The shear competition in that area creates IPAs that are not the stereotype created for them.
    This actually means it was almost certainly brewed poorly and had isoamyl acetate(an off flavor that tastes like bananas) in it. Sometimes you'll do that on purpose with a Hefe or something but I'd be amazed if they intentionally did it with a coffee stout.
    The brewery only makes one time, experimental batches in collaboration with other breweries in Portland/Ore/SW WA.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,696 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    haie said:

    I tried one. It was a hot day. I switched back to beer.

    Yeah I'm sorry but if you live in the Pacific Northwest there is no excuse for not committing to craft beer.

    I was at labrewatory today and a coworker handed me a pale coffee stout. I said fuck this don't like coffee stouts or stouts in general.

    It tasted like a banana flavored pale ale and was fucking delicious.

    Watermelon pale ale. Hazy IPA. Fuck the claw.

    I hit up almost every brewery in Bend earlier this month. The shear competition in that area creates IPAs that are not the stereotype created for them.
    Imagine making fun of white claw and then putting fruit in your fucking beer.
    Who puts fruit in their beer?
  • NoWarningJustDawg
    NoWarningJustDawg Member Posts: 1,000
    haie said:

    PurpleJ said:

    haie said:

    I tried one. It was a hot day. I switched back to beer.

    Yeah I'm sorry but if you live in the Pacific Northwest there is no excuse for not committing to craft beer.

    I was at labrewatory today and a coworker handed me a pale coffee stout. I said fuck this don't like coffee stouts or stouts in general.

    It tasted like a banana flavored pale ale and was fucking delicious.

    Watermelon pale ale. Hazy IPA. Fuck the claw.

    I hit up almost every brewery in Bend earlier this month. The shear competition in that area creates IPAs that are not the stereotype created for them.
    Imagine making fun of white claw and then putting fruit in your fucking beer.
    Who puts fruit in their beer?
    "Imagine caring about this"

    Fuck off with this Gatekeeping bullshit.
    I put guava in my Pale Ale and montmorency cherries in my Oud Bruin. Both are incredible. There's a bunch of orange peel in my Witbier too.

    How small does one need to be to try to judge someone by what ingredients they use in their beer? Drink whatever the fuck you like, including Whiteclaw. I don't give two shits and neither should anyone else.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,225 Founders Club

    haie said:

    PurpleJ said:

    haie said:

    I tried one. It was a hot day. I switched back to beer.

    Yeah I'm sorry but if you live in the Pacific Northwest there is no excuse for not committing to craft beer.

    I was at labrewatory today and a coworker handed me a pale coffee stout. I said fuck this don't like coffee stouts or stouts in general.

    It tasted like a banana flavored pale ale and was fucking delicious.

    Watermelon pale ale. Hazy IPA. Fuck the claw.

    I hit up almost every brewery in Bend earlier this month. The shear competition in that area creates IPAs that are not the stereotype created for them.
    Imagine making fun of white claw and then putting fruit in your fucking beer.
    Who puts fruit in their beer?
    "Imagine caring about this"

    Fuck off with this Gatekeeping bullshit.
    I put guava in my Pale Ale and montmorency cherries in my Oud Bruin. Both are incredible. There's a bunch of orange peel in my Witbier too.

    How small does one need to be to try to judge someone by what ingredients they use in their beer? Drink whatever the fuck you like, including Whiteclaw. I don't give two shits and neither should anyone else.
    I still like pyramid apricot ale on occasion
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,181 Standard Supporter

    haie said:

    PurpleJ said:

    haie said:

    I tried one. It was a hot day. I switched back to beer.

    Yeah I'm sorry but if you live in the Pacific Northwest there is no excuse for not committing to craft beer.

    I was at labrewatory today and a coworker handed me a pale coffee stout. I said fuck this don't like coffee stouts or stouts in general.

    It tasted like a banana flavored pale ale and was fucking delicious.

    Watermelon pale ale. Hazy IPA. Fuck the claw.

    I hit up almost every brewery in Bend earlier this month. The shear competition in that area creates IPAs that are not the stereotype created for them.
    Imagine making fun of white claw and then putting fruit in your fucking beer.
    Who puts fruit in their beer?
    "Imagine caring about this"

    Fuck off with this Gatekeeping bullshit.
    I put guava in my Pale Ale and montmorency cherries in my Oud Bruin. Both are incredible. There's a bunch of orange peel in my Witbier too.

    How small does one need to be to try to judge someone by what ingredients they use in their beer? Drink whatever the fuck you like, including Whiteclaw. I don't give two shits and neither should anyone else.
    I think the difference is "putting fruit in beer" (like blending it in) versus fermenting on fruit. Different things, IMO.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    azgreg said:

    Whiteclaw is the second worst thing I've ever had in my mouth.

    Except my dick you faggot
  • azgreg
    azgreg Member Posts: 52

    azgreg said:

    Whiteclaw is the second worst thing I've ever had in my mouth.

    Except my dick you faggot
    Must really suck having a losing record in football to a basketball school.