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So I tried Whiteclaw today...

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  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,282 Founders Club
    We should deport every whiteclaw drinker and bring back REAL four loko. I would say execute, but I don’t want to break the rules here.
  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,569
    PurpleJ said:

    haie said:

    I tried one. It was a hot day. I switched back to beer.

    Yeah I'm sorry but if you live in the Pacific Northwest there is no excuse for not committing to craft beer.

    I was at labrewatory today and a coworker handed me a pale coffee stout. I said fuck this don't like coffee stouts or stouts in general.

    It tasted like a banana flavored pale ale and was fucking delicious.

    Watermelon pale ale. Hazy IPA. Fuck the claw.

    I hit up almost every brewery in Bend earlier this month. The shear competition in that area creates IPAs that are not the stereotype created for them.
    Imagine making fun of white claw and then putting fruit in your fucking beer.
    Bro, it's not actually fruit in the beer.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,237 Standard Supporter
    edited October 2019

    Ok I bought a variety 12 pack and just had the natural lime. If I don’t have coitus tonight I’m going hold it against you @PurpleThrobber.

    Make sure she drinks the majority of them.

    #coitusmath

    (Black cherry is more fucking delicious than lime)

  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,438 Founders Club

    Ok I bought a variety 12 pack and just had the natural lime. If I don’t have coitus tonight I’m going hold it against you @PurpleThrobber.

    Make sure she drinks the majority of them.

    #coitusmath

    (Black cherry is more fucking delicious than lime)

    I blew chunks last night. Fuck the Claw.
    Hate Peterman for that, not the Claw.
    Why not both.gif
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,965
    U fags with ur white claw

    I'm sippin on some vodka soda with a lime. It's 71 degrees.

    Nothing changed with me
  • dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,233



    Did you try a mango? #I'm hearing it's can't even good. I'll drop my panties when they come out with pumpkin spice.

    If you like anything pumpkin spice we can’t be friends anymore.
    Pie? Because I like pie.
  • Doog_de_JourDoog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,032 Standard Supporter

    Ok I bought a variety 12 pack and just had the natural lime. If I don’t have coitus tonight I’m going hold it against you @PurpleThrobber.

    The wife is supposed to drink them, not you.

    You’re doing it wrong!

    Also, went to a party yesterday (didn’t watch the game until 1am, and had no idea what happened til I watched it), and there was a cooler of claw. Lots of women drinking it.

    Mrs. Courics decided to see what all the hubbub was about. Took one sip, set it down, and grabbed a glass of wine instead.
    Swoon!!!!
  • azgregazgreg Member Posts: 52
    Whiteclaw is the second worst thing I've ever had in my mouth.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,237 Standard Supporter
    Doogles said:


    #mykindofgirl

  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,900 Swaye's Wigwam

    haie said:

    I tried one. It was a hot day. I switched back to beer.

    Yeah I'm sorry but if you live in the Pacific Northwest there is no excuse for not committing to craft beer.

    I was at labrewatory today and a coworker handed me a pale coffee stout. I said fuck this don't like coffee stouts or stouts in general.

    It tasted like a banana flavored pale ale and was fucking delicious.

    Watermelon pale ale. Hazy IPA. Fuck the claw.

    I hit up almost every brewery in Bend earlier this month. The shear competition in that area creates IPAs that are not the stereotype created for them.
    This actually means it was almost certainly brewed poorly and had isoamyl acetate(an off flavor that tastes like bananas) in it. Sometimes you'll do that on purpose with a Hefe or something but I'd be amazed if they intentionally did it with a coffee stout.
    The brewery only makes one time, experimental batches in collaboration with other breweries in Portland/Ore/SW WA.
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