Steve Sarkisian will call plays for the Trojans

DerekJohnson

latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-sn-usc-football-steve-sarkisian-20131205,0,6621433.story#axzz2mivalaYg

MikeDamone

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TheKobeStopper

Those poor bastards.

Tequilla

Dumbass still hasn't learned shit ...

PurpleBaze

The Trojans are truly and completely FUCKED!

Have fun with the bubble screens, assholes.

TMacDawg

"The bubble screen will not be a designed play as it was under Kiffin, but it will be an option for quarterbacks, Sarkisian said."

You can't make this shit up.

LevelPar

At least my wife and daughter will be able to predict USC offensive play calls when we play them.

SpoonieLuv

Southerndawg

Wait until he sports that freakin beanie on the sidelines. LMAO!

RoadDawg55

This is news? Sark will always call the plays. He thinks he is an offensive genius.

CuntWaffle

Will they play jump around to start the 4th quarter? Will the kids be doing the same dances? Great hire by USC.

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He also said the WR's position is a little too thin for his liking.

I can't wait to see USC in all white uni's running the hurry up read option where they lead the nation in penalties. His crash and burn at USC is going to be Nick Holt AWESOME!

TMacDawg

"Look, I already told you. I call the goddamn plays so the offensive coordinator doesn't have to. I have play calling skills. I am good at calling plays! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!"

Steve_Bowman

Love it! That ingnorant SOB on the SC sidelines.

Oh, they'll have great dance routines though!