I live in Palo Alto now and will probably be going, although I have a @Doogles curse and have seen us lose here every year for almost a decade. Maybe I should stay away.
With our powers combined!
let me get in on this
Here you go.
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So does this mean I’m invited to the tailgate???
I'm sure your doppelganger will be there
I have a doppelgänger?
Im hearing a rose bowl tailgate doppelganger was a thing.
Because we all know you are another alt of J
Oh yes. The actress I sent in my place. She was just cast in a feature film so I can’t rehire her for the Stanford game.
Was she a xenial
No. Some millennial from the Midwest that was waiting tables on Sunset Boulevard before I plucked her from obscurity for the role of a lifetime.
Was she from Wisconsin by any chance?
Of course! I had her Google UW football to help her get into character.
So, she Googled herself into Husky football much like myself. I like her already. You have her digits?
I’m sure I do somewhere, though I should warn you she’s had lots legal troubles and done a number of stints in rehab since appearing at the TSIO tailgate.
I live in Palo Alto now and will probably be going, although I have a @Doogles curse and have seen us lose here every year for almost a decade. Maybe I should stay away.
With our powers combined!
let me get in on this
Here you go.
FREE PUB!
So does this mean I’m invited to the tailgate???
I'm sure your doppelganger will be there
I have a doppelgänger?
Im hearing a rose bowl tailgate doppelganger was a thing.
Because we all know you are another alt of J
Oh yes. The actress I sent in my place. She was just cast in a feature film so I can’t rehire her for the Stanford game.
Was she a xenial
No. Some millennial from the Midwest that was waiting tables on Sunset Boulevard before I plucked her from obscurity for the role of a lifetime.
Was she from Wisconsin by any chance?
Of course! I had her Google UW football to help her get into character.
So, she Googled herself into Husky football much like myself. I like her already. You have her digits?
I’m sure I do somewhere, though I should warn you she’s had lots legal troubles and done a number of stints in rehab since appearing at the TSIO tailgate.
I live in Palo Alto now and will probably be going, although I have a @Doogles curse and have seen us lose here every year for almost a decade. Maybe I should stay away.
With our powers combined!
let me get in on this
Here you go.
FREE PUB!
So does this mean I’m invited to the tailgate???
I'm sure your doppelganger will be there
I have a doppelgänger?
Im hearing a rose bowl tailgate doppelganger was a thing.
Because we all know you are another alt of J
Oh yes. The actress I sent in my place. She was just cast in a feature film so I can’t rehire her for the Stanford game.
Was she a xenial
No. Some millennial from the Midwest that was waiting tables on Sunset Boulevard before I plucked her from obscurity for the role of a lifetime.
Was she from Wisconsin by any chance?
Of course! I had her Google UW football to help her get into character.
So, she Googled herself into Husky football much like myself. I like her already. You have her digits?
I’m sure I do somewhere, though I should warn you she’s had lots legal troubles and done a number of stints in rehab since appearing at the TSIO tailgate.
DDY does make a pretty strong marg
It was @UW_Doog_Bot homemade cider concoction that did me her in.
I live in Palo Alto now and will probably be going, although I have a @Doogles curse and have seen us lose here every year for almost a decade. Maybe I should stay away.
With our powers combined!
let me get in on this
Here you go.
FREE PUB!
So does this mean I’m invited to the tailgate???
I'm sure your doppelganger will be there
I have a doppelgänger?
Im hearing a rose bowl tailgate doppelganger was a thing.
Because we all know you are another alt of J
Oh yes. The actress I sent in my place. She was just cast in a feature film so I can’t rehire her for the Stanford game.
Was she a xenial
No. Some millennial from the Midwest that was waiting tables on Sunset Boulevard before I plucked her from obscurity for the role of a lifetime.
Was she from Wisconsin by any chance?
Of course! I had her Google UW football to help her get into character.
So, she Googled herself into Husky football much like myself. I like her already. You have her digits?
I’m sure I do somewhere, though I should warn you she’s had lots legal troubles and done a number of stints in rehab since appearing at the TSIO tailgate.
I live in Palo Alto now and will probably be going, although I have a @Doogles curse and have seen us lose here every year for almost a decade. Maybe I should stay away.
With our powers combined!
let me get in on this
Here you go.
FREE PUB!
So does this mean I’m invited to the tailgate???
I'm sure your doppelganger will be there
I have a doppelgänger?
Im hearing a rose bowl tailgate doppelganger was a thing.
Because we all know you are another alt of J
Oh yes. The actress I sent in my place. She was just cast in a feature film so I can’t rehire her for the Stanford game.
Was she a xenial
No. Some millennial from the Midwest that was waiting tables on Sunset Boulevard before I plucked her from obscurity for the role of a lifetime.
Was she from Wisconsin by any chance?
Of course! I had her Google UW football to help her get into character.
So, she Googled herself into Husky football much like myself. I like her already. You have her digits?
I’m sure I do somewhere, though I should warn you she’s had lots legal troubles and done a number of stints in rehab since appearing at the TSIO tailgate.
Me and the Mrs will be at Old Pro before the game. Will buy a beer for anyone that shouts out my name there.
Still laughing at you walking up to the cornhole game and proudly declaring yourself RapeCultureDawg. Coker's face was @_@ and I couldn't stop laughing.
My sons said I can't fuck up and buy seats in hostile territory. I spent the night in the county jail at the Pac12 championship because I tried to take on an entire Utah section. Fuck those faggots. My wife hasn't been to a game with me since I got kicked out of the OSU game 23 years ago. I have to be on my best behavior.
I live in Palo Alto now and will probably be going, although I have a @Doogles curse and have seen us lose here every year for almost a decade. Maybe I should stay away.
With our powers combined!
let me get in on this
Here you go.
FREE PUB!
So does this mean I’m invited to the tailgate???
I'm sure your doppelganger will be there
I have a doppelgänger?
Im hearing a rose bowl tailgate doppelganger was a thing.
Because we all know you are another alt of J
Oh yes. The actress I sent in my place. She was just cast in a feature film so I can’t rehire her for the Stanford game.
Was she a xenial
No. Some millennial from the Midwest that was waiting tables on Sunset Boulevard before I plucked her from obscurity for the role of a lifetime.
Was she from Wisconsin by any chance?
Of course! I had her Google UW football to help her get into character.
So, she Googled herself into Husky football much like myself. I like her already. You have her digits?
I’m sure I do somewhere, though I should warn you she’s had lots legal troubles and done a number of stints in rehab since appearing at the TSIO tailgate.
Perfect! I have a thing for the crazy ones.
Careful man, the crazy ones are like ticking time bombs.
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meher in.The jokes write themselves. S/o @RoadDawg55
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I don’t think your thing is defusing them.