Fudgie's Drinking Adventures
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God I miss the 80’sRaceBannon said:I smoke weed when I drink so I'll fall asleep in my chair
Without weed its alarming how much I can drink
Especially in my younger days
Same here. Without knocking back an edible, a cocktail after work can turn into Leaving Las Vegas faster than you can shake a stick at it.
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Truth in drink:
Being weaned on 3.2 per cent beer (Rainier, Oly, Heidelberg, Lucky) I was totally unprepared for the world.
As a young private in the Army (your welcome) I was sent to Deutschland.
First thing the CO told us young whippers was we are restricted to barracks for one month. Later that first night, my new roomies took me into town for a beer. I had 5-6 Henninger flip top biers. Took me 3 days to get the elbows and knees to function correctly, closer to a week before I wanted to even see a bier. JFC - that bier must be 9% and at that young age (under age in the US) it was a killer.
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Watch it Junior.backthepack said:
Fuck you and your shitty fucking wife!DoogCourics said:Update:
Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.
Her response:
“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?” -
I blew 40 bucks at the touch tunes at the bar dive bar then realized I had to go back to the casino. My keys were in lost and found. Then I went into Jack in the box when they were closed but she felt bad for me and hookked me up.
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You grimyPitchfork51 said:I blew 40 bucks at the touch tunes at the bar dive bar then realized I had to go back to the casino. My keys were in lost and found. Then I went into Jack in the box when they were closed but she felt bad for me and hookked me up.
Fuck you btp
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I love overstating how much you drank stories.
I am not ashamed of what I can or can't drink. At my PEAK a 12 pack of anything over 3.2 would ruin me for a day (assuming it was pounded not slow day drinking). That story I told about a 6 pack, a Cisco, and 3-4 mind erasers putting me into a catatonic state in a dumpster is 100%. If I ever drank a fifth, even during my drinking days (about 175 pounds back then sigh), I probably would have just died right there. -
Who eats at jack in the box ever, especially in Vegas?Pitchfork51 said:I blew 40 bucks at the touch tunes at the bar dive bar then realized I had to go back to the casino. My keys were in lost and found. Then I went into Jack in the box when they were closed but she felt bad for me and hookked me up.
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Date raped by the homeless guys? Was it Dirty Mike and the boys?PurpleJ said:Btp has nothing on my frat days. Black out then organize a 6 am 2 on 2 pickup bball game with two homeless guys from the ave and then pop off u gen z fag! Or better yet, get date raped.
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Sounds like the strict dad got hold of the bill.PurpleJ said:I once killed a fifth in Phoenix after sneaking into the Biltmore, then wandered off and fell into several pools on the way, losing an ounce of weed in the process. Came to at mcdonalds and called my friend to pick me up. He was wasted as shit so he got there promptly. I didn’t learn my lesson the next night and puked jager all over some poor ladys carpet. Then my friends stole her car and went for a joyride. Dad got the bill in the mail a month later and made me pay back every cent.
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This thread is starting to resemble the dick size thread. Lots of rationalization and acceptance.Swaye said:I love overstating how much you drank stories.
I am not ashamed of what I can or can't drink. At my PEAK a 12 pack of anything over 3.2 would ruin me for a day (assuming it was pounded not slow day drinking). That story I told about a 6 pack, a Cisco, and 3-4 mind erasers putting me into a catatonic state in a dumpster is 100%. If I ever drank a fifth, even during my drinking days (about 175 pounds back then sigh), I probably would have just died right there.
