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We always lose to Cal...

SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,357 Founders Club
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but now we have THE CANNON!


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  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 36,946 Founders Club
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmQTIS9Rv4
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  • nycgobearsnycgobears Member Posts: 153
    Pitchfork51 said:

    Swaye said:

    Gwad said:



    I didn't know Evan was a bored member
    We have lots of retards so I'm not surprised.
    Hurtful.

    Then again I'm drinking them claws while studying for a Microsoft certification

    That’s bullshit. We all know that sundevils drink but the study part I don’t believe.
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  • AEBAEB Member Posts: 2,971
    FirePete said:

    i am actually curious to see if what skinny can do against a fairly talented DB group

    Jimmy Lake thought he did all right as scout team QB last year... just sayin'
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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,357 Founders Club
    RedRocket said:

    Is that Baccelia? I think he busted double-coverage. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield.

    Yeah, I see Chico open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Jacob Eason. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

    What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't Jake Browning running this offense. Sexy Jacob's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

    Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Eastern cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

    Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that senile, golden locked loser in the wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Jacob fastball. Why? Because I can.

    This is Jacob Eason we’re talking about here. We’re talking 227 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Easonettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

    I love you so much right now.
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  • USMChawkUSMChawk Member Posts: 1,796
    RedRocket said:

    Is that Baccelia? I think he busted double-coverage. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield.

    Yeah, I see Chico open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Jacob Eason. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

    What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't Jake Browning running this offense. Sexy Jacob's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

    Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Eastern cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

    Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that senile, golden locked loser in the wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Jacob fastball. Why? Because I can.

    This is Jacob Eason we’re talking about here. We’re talking 227 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Easonettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

    POTD
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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    nycgobears said:

    Cal’s offense is straight garbage again. We gonna get our butts kicked in Seattle.

    Chase Garbers looks like a poor man's Browning, as if that was possible. I'm not telling you anything new here, but holy shit your offense is a disgraceful mess.
    So cal wins 7-6?
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