Tafisi looked like he was going to straight up decap some people on the field today.
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Something that may surprise folks is that this is normal, whether literally or figuratively.AtomicDawg said:Every girl is different. But i Got it as much as I wanted all the way up until the end. When the baby is about to come they literally can’t move. Can’t. Sleep. But there is truth to when they want baby to come out they will just lay and let you pound them with hopes of going into labor.
After pregnancy is hard though. It is literally like a small Grenade goes off between their legs. I had no idea how messy it was til my first born. Unless you are really wanting to, stay away from that side of the curtain unless you are ready to see some shit. Anyways that stuff all has to heal after pregnancy so expect to wait.
Also the placenta is weird and huge. It looks like crane from ninja turtles.
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Oh, if she has an episiotomy, don’t ask the doctor to throw in a couple of extra stitches. I made that joke and it was not well received.
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Possibly the most sound advice on this thread.USMChawk said:Oh, if she has an episiotomy, don’t ask the doctor to throw in a couple of extra stitches. I made that joke and it was not well received.
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Can confirmMad_Son said:
Something that may surprise folks is that this is normal, whether literally or figuratively.AtomicDawg said:Every girl is different. But i Got it as much as I wanted all the way up until the end. When the baby is about to come they literally can’t move. Can’t. Sleep. But there is truth to when they want baby to come out they will just lay and let you pound them with hopes of going into labor.
After pregnancy is hard though. It is literally like a small Grenade goes off between their legs. I had no idea how messy it was til my first born. Unless you are really wanting to, stay away from that side of the curtain unless you are ready to see some shit. Anyways that stuff all has to heal after pregnancy so expect to wait.
Also the placenta is weird and huge. It looks like crane from ninja turtles.
Good luck! -
Agreed. Every time they talk about fatherhood, wives beginning to hate them, etc., I start stressing out.PostGameOrangeSlices said:I get mild anxiety reading you fuckers talk about marriage and kids.
So. Much. Work.
That said, I just booked another all-inclusive vacation.
I'll think of all you poor fucks while I'm getting hammered every day for a week in the tropics.
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DoogCourics said:
Agreed. Every time they talk about fatherhood, wives beginning to hate them, etc., I start stressing out.PostGameOrangeSlices said:I get mild anxiety reading you fuckers talk about marriage and kids.
So. Much. Work.
That said, I just booked another all-inclusive vacation.
I'll think of all you poor fucks while I'm getting hammered every day for a week in the tropics.
Word of advice new fish, because you're probably even younger than I am, but don't flex the wealth on this forum. Old fuckers like Race and Damone spend your salary on weed and blow on a bi weekly basis. -
Wasn't flexing the wealth. Was more of flexing that because I lack the biological drive to reproduce, I do not have to feed/cloth/raise children who suck my bank account dry.PostGameOrangeSlices said:DoogCourics said:
Agreed. Every time they talk about fatherhood, wives beginning to hate them, etc., I start stressing out.PostGameOrangeSlices said:I get mild anxiety reading you fuckers talk about marriage and kids.
So. Much. Work.
That said, I just booked another all-inclusive vacation.
I'll think of all you poor fucks while I'm getting hammered every day for a week in the tropics.
Word of advice new fish, because you're probably even younger than I am, but don't flex the wealth on this forum. Old fuckers like Race and Damone spend your salary on weed and blow on a bi weekly basis.
Thus, money for vacations and club husky.
"Poor fucks" was not in reference to being actually poor, but a reference to having responsibilities and limitations my wife and I lack. -
SO MUCH THIS!!! Stay next to her head, say 'yall do what you do best', and avoid that side. No need seeing that battle if you ever want to go back.AtomicDawg said:
I had no idea how messy it was til my first born. Unless you are really wanting to, stay away from that side of the curtain unless you are ready to see some shit.
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Crane TMNT reference brought this over the top for me. POTW.AtomicDawg said:Every girl is different. But i Got it as much as I wanted all the way up until the end. When the baby is about to come they literally can’t move. Can’t. Sleep. But there is truth to when they want baby to come out they will just lay and let you pound them with hopes of going into labor.
After pregnancy is hard though. It is literally like a small Grenade goes off between their legs. I had no idea how messy it was til my first born. Unless you are really wanting to, stay away from that side of the curtain unless you are ready to see some shit. Anyways that stuff all has to heal after pregnancy so expect to wait.
Also the placenta is weird and huge. It looks like crane from ninja turtles.
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There's been a lot of those this week.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Crane TMNT reference brought this over the top for me. POTW.AtomicDawg said:Every girl is different. But i Got it as much as I wanted all the way up until the end. When the baby is about to come they literally can’t move. Can’t. Sleep. But there is truth to when they want baby to come out they will just lay and let you pound them with hopes of going into labor.
After pregnancy is hard though. It is literally like a small Grenade goes off between their legs. I had no idea how messy it was til my first born. Unless you are really wanting to, stay away from that side of the curtain unless you are ready to see some shit. Anyways that stuff all has to heal after pregnancy so expect to wait.
Also the placenta is weird and huge. It looks like crane from ninja turtles.
Good luck!
