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The End Of Husky Football

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  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    I commend you all for trying to determine what's happened to the Husky Football of old and putting forth a plan to revive it. The problem is that you're all pointing in the wrong direction. You're to blame. Each and every one of you. You *think* you're helping by starting new message boards and badgering the current and former coaches and administrators. In reality, YOU are the culprit. YOU brought it all crashing down around you.

    Just take a look outside of the stadium before a game. How many Starter Jackets do you see? Wal-Mart jerseys? Hip Hop Mariner hats, Sea-Town socks and a Husky Hoodie? Beershoes? Fucking gold spray-painted shoulder-pads?

    You see, while the REAL Huskies were abandoning the program (some heading off to Cali) with all the the anti-football decisions coming from Upper Campus and the AD, you fucksticks were given the opportunity to buy seats. Back when Husky football mattered, you slack-jawed, mouthbreathing Southcenter shoppers were blocked OUT of the program completely. Once the DAWG supporters abandoned ship, the tickets were snapped up by empty seats and single-game empty craniums. Consequently, the crowds look like a half-filled Horseshoe in Columbus. tOSU without the wins. Program leeches from Southwest WA, Eastern grads, Sonics fans and a few broke guys from Puyallup propping up their dying fathers who worked so hard to take them to Husky Stadium on those crisp, fall afternoons of their youth...

    UW Football has lost its way. Is it Gilby's manboobs? Lambright's ineptitude? Neu's gambling? Tyrone's thoughtlessness or Sark's disgraceful mismanagement that's the problem? Is it Babs? Todd Turner? Mark Emmert or the current blowhard in the magic underwear? No. They're all rubes, to be sure. But, they're working with what they've been given. And, what they've been given is a once-proud program propped up by some newfound TV money to remodel the shanty. They've got a horse racing shyster and a stadium filled with people left with nowhere else to go once the bowling alleys started closing down. Seahawks fans have a new Saturday regular appointment.

    Look around Dawgman and dawgboard. Hell, look around here! There's the problem. "Oh, Harv pollutes the board with his shit everywhere he goes and now he's HERE!" "I just want a REAL discussion of Husky Football and not all the crap from the trolls". I'll tell you who those "trolls" are. They're HUSKIES. And, they're fucking miserable looking at the lot of you.

    - Harvey Road

    He's right, you know.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,301 Founders Club
    Harvey has a point, but it's not just Husky fans. It's all American football fans. They are just a lower class breed in general. All the classy gents are flying out to Barcelona to catch Champions League matches. Pass the brie and chardonnay, Gary. Maybe have a fag. Us Europeans are a sophisticated bunch.
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,900 Swaye's Wigwam
    Most white trash people that Harv pretends to be better than care about NFL, not college. Except Wazzu fans.
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,756

    This is an insane post. I'm not trying to be cute.

    Blame the fans for pathetic AD performance over the course of more than a decade? The fan profile you describe is the result of a loser program, not the opposite. People like Harvey Road are the reason Husky football is dead.....they lack the courage to call out the enemy.

    Not familiar with Harv, eh? Lemme guess, never heard of MohunBiswas either? What about BellevueCoug. Or TillerDuck? TillerFuckingDuck!!
    Some people actually have lives and careers and don't live on a fucking forum.
    LEAVE!
  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    I commend you all for trying to determine what's happened to the Husky Football of old and putting forth a plan to revive it. The problem is that you're all pointing in the wrong direction. You're to blame. Each and every one of you. You *think* you're helping by starting new message boards and badgering the current and former coaches and administrators. In reality, YOU are the culprit. YOU brought it all crashing down around you.

    Just take a look outside of the stadium before a game. How many Starter Jackets do you see? Wal-Mart jerseys? Hip Hop Mariner hats, Sea-Town socks and a Husky Hoodie? Beershoes? Fucking gold spray-painted shoulder-pads?

    You see, while the REAL Huskies were abandoning the program (some heading off to Cali) with all the the anti-football decisions coming from Upper Campus and the AD, you fucksticks were given the opportunity to buy seats. Back when Husky football mattered, you slack-jawed, mouthbreathing Southcenter shoppers were blocked OUT of the program completely. Once the DAWG supporters abandoned ship, the tickets were snapped up by empty seats and single-game empty craniums. Consequently, the crowds look like a half-filled Horseshoe in Columbus. tOSU without the wins. Program leeches from Southwest WA, Eastern grads, Sonics fans and a few broke guys from Puyallup propping up their dying fathers who worked so hard to take them to Husky Stadium on those crisp, fall afternoons of their youth...

    UW Football has lost its way. Is it Gilby's manboobs? Lambright's ineptitude? Neu's gambling? Tyrone's thoughtlessness or Sark's disgraceful mismanagement that's the problem? Is it Babs? Todd Turner? Mark Emmert or the current blowhard in the magic underwear? No. They're all rubes, to be sure. But, they're working with what they've been given. And, what they've been given is a once-proud program propped up by some newfound TV money to remodel the shanty. They've got a horse racing shyster and a stadium filled with people left with nowhere else to go once the bowling alleys started closing down. Seahawks fans have a new Saturday regular appointment.

    Look around Dawgman and dawgboard. Hell, look around here! There's the problem. "Oh, Harv pollutes the board with his shit everywhere he goes and now he's HERE!" "I just want a REAL discussion of Husky Football and not all the crap from the trolls". I'll tell you who those "trolls" are. They're HUSKIES. And, they're fucking miserable looking at the lot of you.

    - Harvey Road

    What a Huskie means to Harvey Road might be a lot different than what he means to you or I. Hold on, don’t start shaking your head just yet. Listen to me.

    Some people kiss their Huskies on the mouth. Some people let their Huskies eat from their plate. Some people dress their Huskies in suits more expensive than mine, if you can believe that.

    And some people enjoy proving they have the biggest, toughest Huskie on the street. You’re probably not going to believe this, but I bet Harvey Road loves the Huskies that were the biggest and the baddest. Maybe, he identified with them in some way.

    You can still choose to condemn him, but I’m trying to take you inside his mind so you can understand where he might be coming from.


    Thud.

    It's SAD! that no one appreciated this call back.
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,926 Founders Club
    All this Harv talk this afternoon...
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,926 Founders Club
    Doogles said:

    Bring back @smegmajoe!

    SKRONG AGREE!!
  • AtomicDawgAtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,093 Standard Supporter
    This thread is a graveyard of shit posts.
  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,499 Standard Supporter

    This thread is a graveyard of shit posts.

    @whatshouldicareabout ^^
  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,226 Swaye's Wigwam
    Since Harv typed out this poast, the DAWGS have finished #4, #8, 3 other top 15 appearances, 9 bowl games.

    Could be better. And as we now know...could also be a lot fucking worse.

    Cheers Harv. Hopefully the next decade is even better than the last one. If KDB is the coach...it will be a lot better.
  • longduckdonglongduckdong Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,031 Swaye's Wigwam

    If you remove the flippant tone of the post and look at what he is saying, there is some truth there to what Harvey's saying. But here's the part Harvey's missing: Just like the current state of the country, had Romney won, then a lot of money that people have squirreled away and sat on during the Obama era would be re-entering the economy right now like a gusher. Investors and entrepreneurs we thought were gone would be back in play.

    The same thing would have been true had we hired Mora in 2007. We would have seen a lot of DAWGS come back into the fold. But we stayed with Willingham followed by Sark, and the DAWGS continued to leave and not come back. Attendance is still down.

    If we were to hire Mora or Gary Patterson now or next year, that would be the barometer by which to judge all this. If the new fans entering the fold were simply bandwagoners, then Harvey would be largely correct in his assessment. But I think there would be a big sigh of relief from a lot of DAWGS and they would come back with relief.

    The nation went with Obama, and we live in an ever-increasing anti-business climate. If UW football continues along the same path it's on, a new stadium won't make much difference to the Huskies being what they were and could be.

    Aged like milk. Kim 2.0 (whoever she is)
  • RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123

    If you remove the flippant tone of the post and look at what he is saying, there is some truth there to what Harvey's saying. But here's the part Harvey's missing: Just like the current state of the country, had Romney won, then a lot of money that people have squirreled away and sat on during the Obama era would be re-entering the economy right now like a gusher. Investors and entrepreneurs we thought were gone would be back in play.

    The same thing would have been true had we hired Mora in 2007. We would have seen a lot of DAWGS come back into the fold. But we stayed with Willingham followed by Sark, and the DAWGS continued to leave and not come back. Attendance is still down.

    If we were to hire Mora or Gary Patterson now or next year, that would be the barometer by which to judge all this. If the new fans entering the fold were simply bandwagoners, then Harvey would be largely correct in his assessment. But I think there would be a big sigh of relief from a lot of DAWGS and they would come back with relief.

    The nation went with Obama, and we live in an ever-increasing anti-business climate. If UW football continues along the same path it's on, a new stadium won't make much difference to the Huskies being what they were and could be.

    Pup calling Petersen in 2013. Pup loved Petersen all along.
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