We had a party last night and I walk in the house to see the Miami Florida game when I catch the ticker about Luck retiring. I go to the Twitter for confirmation and that’s when I saw the report about #transfershrimp.
Andrew Luck sudden retirement will always be a momentous occasion in my life.
Actually, millennials are never doing anything remotely fucking productive.
FTFY
On behalf of my pending new job where I will now be the richest of the pours, fuck you!
Pending because my background check hasn’t cleared yet.
PSA: don’t loan your car to a dealer for crack as they might get in a hit and run and never return your car. Judge and po po saw right through that one.
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Andrew Luck sudden retirement will always be a momentous occasion in my life.
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Pending because my background check hasn’t cleared yet.
PSA: don’t loan your car to a dealer for crack as they might get in a hit and run and never return your car. Judge and po po saw right through that one.
My favorite real Injun legend growing up. Besides Sixkiller. Swaye's Honorary Father who introduced him to drinking at age 5.