This video makes it painfully obvious why a guy like Sark would never come anywhere close to having the level of success as we're seeing now. Pete left his house at 6am, leaves at 9pm. Not a fucking chance Sark is in there putting in 15 hour days, every single day.
A day in the life of Sark would've looked something like this...
8am: Wake up in a daze and search for a bottle of water. Fuck a shower, we're late, throw a hat on and get out the door.
8:15am: McDonald's drive thru for a mcgriddle and coffee, two hashbrowns.
8:35am: Show up at the office, sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work.
10am: Meet with coaches, scribble a practice plan on a pad of paper.
11am: Hit on hot intern staffer and have her get pre-practice lunch.
Noon: practice
3pm: Half ass some recruiting calls, scroll scout.com for potential prospects
4pm: Good work today boys. Who's in for happy hour at Joey's?
1:30am: Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage.
This video makes it painfully obvious why a guy like Sark would never come anywhere close to having the level of success as we're seeing now. Pete left his house at 6am, leaves at 9pm. Not a fucking chance Sark is in there putting in 15 hour days, every single day.
A day in the life of Sark would've looked something like this...
8am: Wake up in a daze and search for a bottle of water. Fuck a shower, we're late, throw a hat on and get out the door.
8:15am: McDonald's drive thru for a mcgriddle and coffee, two hashbrowns.
8:35am: Show up at the office, sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work.
10am: Meet with coaches, scribble a practice plan on a pad of paper.
11am: Hit on hot intern staffer and have her get pre-practice lunch.
Noon: practice
3pm: Half ass some recruiting calls, scroll scout.com for potential prospects
4pm: Good work today boys. Who's in for happy hour at Joey's?
1:30am: Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage.
This video makes it painfully obvious why a guy like Sark would never come anywhere close to having the level of success as we're seeing now. Pete left his house at 6am, leaves at 9pm. Not a fucking chance Sark is in there putting in 15 hour days, every single day.
A day in the life of Sark would've looked something like this...
8am: Wake up in a daze and search for a bottle of water. Fuck a shower, we're late, throw a hat on and get out the door.
8:15am: McDonald's drive thru for a mcgriddle and coffee, two hashbrowns.
8:35am: Show up at the office, sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work.
10am: Meet with coaches, scribble a practice plan on a pad of paper.
11am: Hit on hot intern staffer and have her get pre-practice lunch.
Noon: practice
3pm: Half ass some recruiting calls, scroll scout.com for potential prospects
4pm: Good work today boys. Who's in for happy hour at Joey's?
1:30am: Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage.
Do it all again tomorrow.
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This video makes it painfully obvious why a guy like Sark would never come anywhere close to having the level of success as we're seeing now. Pete left his house at 6am, leaves at 9pm. Not a fucking chance Sark is in there putting in 15 hour days, every single day.
A day in the life of Sark would've looked something like this...
8am: Wake up in a daze and search for a bottle of water. Fuck a shower, we're late, throw a hat on and get out the door.
8:15am: McDonald's drive thru for a mcgriddle and coffee, two hashbrowns.
8:35am: Show up at the office, sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work.
10am: Meet with coaches, scribble a practice plan on a pad of paper.
11am: Hit on hot intern staffer and have her get pre-practice lunch.
Noon: practice
3pm: Half ass some recruiting calls, scroll scout.com for potential prospects
4pm: Good work today boys. Who's in for happy hour at Joey's?
1:30am: Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage.
Do it all again tomorrow.
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And me as a young project manager
If “sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work” is what you meant for “browse the freshly drawn hieroglyphics as they dried on the papyrus”, then yeah, that probably was you as a young project manager.
This video makes it painfully obvious why a guy like Sark would never come anywhere close to having the level of success as we're seeing now. Pete left his house at 6am, leaves at 9pm. Not a fucking chance Sark is in there putting in 15 hour days, every single day.
A day in the life of Sark would've looked something like this...
8am: Wake up in a daze and search for a bottle of water. Fuck a shower, we're late, throw a hat on and get out the door.
8:15am: McDonald's drive thru for a mcgriddle and coffee, two hashbrowns.
8:35am: Show up at the office, sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work.
10am: Meet with coaches, scribble a practice plan on a pad of paper.
11am: Hit on hot intern staffer and have her get pre-practice lunch.
Noon: practice
3pm: Half ass some recruiting calls, scroll scout.com for potential prospects
4pm: Good work today boys. Who's in for happy hour at Joey's?
1:30am: Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage.
This video makes it painfully obvious why a guy like Sark would never come anywhere close to having the level of success as we're seeing now. Pete left his house at 6am, leaves at 9pm. Not a fucking chance Sark is in there putting in 15 hour days, every single day.
A day in the life of Sark would've looked something like this...
8am: Wake up in a daze and search for a bottle of water. Fuck a shower, we're late, throw a hat on and get out the door.
8:15am: McDonald's drive thru for a mcgriddle and coffee, two hashbrowns.
8:35am: Show up at the office, sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work.
10am: Meet with coaches, scribble a practice plan on a pad of paper.
11am: Hit on hot intern staffer and have her get pre-practice lunch.
Noon: practice
3pm: Half ass some recruiting calls, scroll scout.com for potential prospects
4pm: Good work today boys. Who's in for happy hour at Joey's?
1:30am: Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage.
Do it all again tomorrow.
Clearly written by an amateur.
Everyone knows you get the sausage biscuit ... grease and carbs are the best solution for a hangover. Not a fucking McGriddle
This video makes it painfully obvious why a guy like Sark would never come anywhere close to having the level of success as we're seeing now. Pete left his house at 6am, leaves at 9pm. Not a fucking chance Sark is in there putting in 15 hour days, every single day.
A day in the life of Sark would've looked something like this...
8am: Wake up in a daze and search for a bottle of water. Fuck a shower, we're late, throw a hat on and get out the door.
8:15am: McDonald's drive thru for a mcgriddle and coffee, two hashbrowns.
8:35am: Show up at the office, sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work.
10am: Meet with coaches, scribble a practice plan on a pad of paper.
11am: Hit on hot intern staffer and have her get pre-practice lunch.
Noon: practice
3pm: Half ass some recruiting calls, scroll scout.com for potential prospects
4pm: Good work today boys. Who's in for happy hour at Joey's?
1:30am: Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage.
Do it all again tomorrow.
Clearly written by an amateur.
Everyone knows you get the sausage biscuit ... grease and carbs are the best solution for a hangover. Not a fucking McGriddle
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A day in the life of Sark would've looked something like this...
8am: Wake up in a daze and search for a bottle of water. Fuck a shower, we're late, throw a hat on and get out the door.
8:15am: McDonald's drive thru for a mcgriddle and coffee, two hashbrowns.
8:35am: Show up at the office, sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work.
10am: Meet with coaches, scribble a practice plan on a pad of paper.
11am: Hit on hot intern staffer and have her get pre-practice lunch.
Noon: practice
3pm: Half ass some recruiting calls, scroll scout.com for potential prospects
4pm: Good work today boys. Who's in for happy hour at Joey's?
1:30am: Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage.
Do it all again tomorrow.
And me as a young project manager
And if Race is dooging hard, I’m a believer. We will beat Cal. Probably lose to eastern, but Cal is a win.
Book it, Danno.
Friday I “work” from home.
Everyone knows you get the sausage biscuit ... grease and carbs are the best solution for a hangover. Not a fucking McGriddle
Also, that is 100% correct