This video makes it painfully obvious why a guy like Sark would never come anywhere close to having the level of success as we're seeing now. Pete left his house at 6am, leaves at 9pm. Not a fucking chance Sark is in there putting in 15 hour days, every single day.
A day in the life of Sark would've looked something like this...
8am: Wake up in a daze and search for a bottle of water. Fuck a shower, we're late, throw a hat on and get out the door.
8:15am: McDonald's drive thru for a mcgriddle and coffee, two hashbrowns.
8:35am: Show up at the office, sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work.
10am: Meet with coaches, scribble a practice plan on a pad of paper.
11am: Hit on hot intern staffer and have her get pre-practice lunch.
Noon: practice
3pm: Half ass some recruiting calls, scroll scout.com for potential prospects
4pm: Good work today boys. Who's in for happy hour at Joey's?
1:30am: Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage.
Do it all again tomorrow.
forgot to add some blow and a handy from a tranyy to the schedule
This video makes it painfully obvious why a guy like Sark would never come anywhere close to having the level of success as we're seeing now. Pete left his house at 6am, leaves at 9pm. Not a fucking chance Sark is in there putting in 15 hour days, every single day.
A day in the life of Sark would've looked something like this...
8am: Wake up in a daze and search for a bottle of water. Fuck a shower, we're late, throw a hat on and get out the door.
8:15am: McDonald's drive thru for a mcgriddle and coffee, two hashbrowns.
8:35am: Show up at the office, sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work.
10am: Meet with coaches, scribble a practice plan on a pad of paper.
11am: Hit on hot intern staffer and have her get pre-practice lunch.
Noon: practice
3pm: Half ass some recruiting calls, scroll scout.com for potential prospects
4pm: Good work today boys. Who's in for happy hour at Joey's?
1:30am: Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage.
Do it all again tomorrow.
Clearly written by an amateur.
Everyone knows you get the sausage biscuit ... grease and carbs are the best solution for a hangover. Not a fucking McGriddle
This video makes it painfully obvious why a guy like Sark would never come anywhere close to having the level of success as we're seeing now. Pete left his house at 6am, leaves at 9pm. Not a fucking chance Sark is in there putting in 15 hour days, every single day.
A day in the life of Sark would've looked something like this...
8am: Wake up in a daze and search for a bottle of water. Fuck a shower, we're late, throw a hat on and get out the door.
8:15am: McDonald's drive thru for a mcgriddle and coffee, two hashbrowns.
8:35am: Show up at the office, sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work.
10am: Meet with coaches, scribble a practice plan on a pad of paper.
11am: Hit on hot intern staffer and have her get pre-practice lunch.
Noon: practice
3pm: Half ass some recruiting calls, scroll scout.com for potential prospects
4pm: Good work today boys. Who's in for happy hour at Joey's?
1:30am: Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage.
Do it all again tomorrow.
I was holding it together until "Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage." Pissed myself laffing after that.
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