CircleJerk OG Bracket Round of 32: [4] dnc vs [5] PurpleBaze

Swaye

dnc

dnc said:

backthepack said:

Me trying to pick how to vote

Would have guessed this gif to pop up in the Grundle thread or the Damone thread

I was so hoping Damone and Grundle would meet up so we could have the Toilet Bowl.

PurpleBaze

dnc

Swaye said:

Welp, just assured myself I get blown up soon. Great.

No hard feelings. I didn't have sex with you and I know that cost me your vote in this round.

And I won't blow you up. I'll just steal your watch collection.

YellowSnow

PurpleBaze

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

Welp, just assured myself I get blown up soon. Great.

No hard feelings. I didn't have sex with you and I know that cost me your vote in this round.

And I won't blow you up. I'll just steal your watch collection.

Good luck. I’ve seen a pic of the safe. It looks like a mini Fort Knox.

PurpleBaze

dnc

YellowSnow said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

Welp, just assured myself I get blown up soon. Great.

No hard feelings. I didn't have sex with you and I know that cost me your vote in this round.

And I won't blow you up. I'll just steal your watch collection.

Good luck. I’ve seen a pic of the safe. It looks like a mini Fort Knox.

I never said I wouldn't use some explosives in this venture.

DoogCourics

dnc

I love your work against Pumpei Baze.

But I love DNC’s work against Ballz as well.

And Pumpei is dying a slow and pitiful death, whereas Ballz and his AIDS is still as strong as ever.

Swaye

dnc

Doog_de_Jour said:

Gladstone said:

dnc leaving for six months fractured my soul and I do not acknowledge the sovereignty of hillsboroduck.

Tell me about it. @Swaye showed up at my doorstep in tears all coked up sobbing, “why did he leave mmmmeeeeeeeeeee?”

I patiently listened (well, stalled for time waiting for the police to arrive) and counseled him that if you love someone you set them free...and also honor the court ordered 500 foot restraining orders.

Basically it was a typical Wednesday night.

Hahahhaha. I just read this. YBFEE

Swaye

dnc

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

Welp, just assured myself I get blown up soon. Great.

No hard feelings. I didn't have sex with you and I know that cost me your vote in this round.

And I won't blow you up. I'll just steal your watch collection.

Fairs fair.

NEsnake12

dnc

DNC vs Race next round will be cataclysmic

creepycoug

dnc

Tuff one. Both in my top 5. I'm going to be a pussy and see what Swaye Race does first.

BennyBeaver

dnc

Baze didn't sponsor my Wam membershit.

Swaye

dnc

creepycoug said:

Tuff one. Both in my top 5. I'm going to be a pussy and see what Swaye Race does first.

Um, wow. My homo life partner vs my life coach. Will be tricky to navigate this. Might try the old vote and distract ploy.

PurpleBaze

dnc

BennyBeaver said:

Baze didn't sponsor my Wam membershit.

As always,










FUCK OFF!

UW_Doog_Bot

dnc

The least I can do for ruining his life for six months is vote for him.

FireCohen

dnc

@HillsboroDuck get fucked

RoadDawg55

dnc

DoogCourics said:

I love your work against Pumpei Baze.

But I love DNC’s work against Ballz as well.

And Pumpei is dying a slow and pitiful death, whereas Ballz and his AIDS is still as strong as ever.

Baze tries to mine gold outta Pup, but he doesn’t take it seriously. Nothing Pup says will actually hurt Baze’s feelings. More_aids was the best because the dumbest insults from Pup would infuriate him.

PurpleBaze

dnc

RoadDawg55 said:

DoogCourics said:

I love your work against Pumpei Baze.

But I love DNC’s work against Ballz as well.

And Pumpei is dying a slow and pitiful death, whereas Ballz and his AIDS is still as strong as ever.

Baze tries to mine gold outta Pup, but he doesn’t take it seriously. Nothing Pup says will actually hurt Baze’s feelings. More_aids was the best because the dumbest insults from Pup would infuriate him.

YRYK

YellowSnow

PurpleBaze

@dnc is one of the best all around posters here and deserves the W. But @PurpleBaze brainwashed me into joining the anti Pumpy jihad. Allāh is a vicious god..

dirtysouwfdawg

Fuck both of you. Hope it’s a draw.

dnc

dnc

allpurpleallgold said:

I’d vote for dnc over AOC.

If we had sigs, this would be mine.

dnc

dnc

Baze getting the Pup ally Fire Marshall vote has to be one of the bigger surprises of the tourney.

Baze getting Stalin’s vote, not so much.