CircleJerk OG Bracket Round of 32: [1] RaceBannon vs [9] creepycoug

Gladstone

@RaceBannon


@creepycoug

Gladstone

creepycoug

GreenRiverGatorz

RaceBannon

Creep's an all-timer, but you don't go against the old-timer. Age hasn't made him any less mean and it's a beautiful thing to witness.

FireCohen

RaceBannon

He can not die and he can not lose

dnc

RaceBannon

I can’t get my ass blasted by an old man if creep wins this round.

Swaye

RaceBannon

If Baze doesn't blow me up, and Stalin doesn't gulag me, then I'll now get shivved by a lousy Cuban. Great.

backthepack

creepycoug

I hate old people.

Dennis_DeYoung

RaceBannon

Race is my hero.

YellowSnow

RaceBannon

You’re the only one I can trust @creepycoug which is why I must vote for Race.

DoogCourics

RaceBannon

My grandparents still can’t text and don’t know how to turn on a computer.

Race is defying all odds just being here, let alone being one of the best poasters there is.

whatshouldicareabout

RaceBannon

No one is going to beat Race this tournament.

Everyone is just playing for 2nd place.

dnc

RaceBannon

whatshouldicareabout said:

No one is going to beat Race this tournament.

Everyone is just playing for 2nd place.

Given the demonstrated power of the TBS bored I think DDY is the prohibitive favorite at this point.

creepycoug

RaceBannon

Nobody beats father time.

Except for Racebannon. Voting against Race would be like voting against ... existence itself.

This will be ugly, but I am grateful for my 5 votes, particularly from AGAP, who thinks I am pathetic. Although I know it's less of a vote for creepycoug and more a vote against Race because of the goings on in the Tug, I still feel warm and fuzzy about it.

creepycoug

RaceBannon

YellowSnow said:

You’re the only one I can trust @creepycoug which is why I must vote for Race.

You do know that this breaks the attorney-client privilege. All the things I know can now be used against you in a court of law.

I hope you thought about that before wantonly casting your vote for the titan, who would have won anyway.

I'm questioning your judgment Yella.

Swaye

RaceBannon

dnc said:

whatshouldicareabout said:

No one is going to beat Race this tournament.

Everyone is just playing for 2nd place.

Given the demonstrated power of the TBS bored I think DDY is the prohibitive favorite at this point.

PurpleJ

RaceBannon

DoogCourics said:

My grandparents still can’t text and don’t know how to turn on a computer.

Race is defying all odds just being here, let alone being one of the best poasters there is.

PurpleJ

RaceBannon

Also, where can I vote for crepeluvrcewg?

UW_Doog_Bot

RaceBannon

Sorry @creepycoug but @RaceBannon helped me launch the pood when I was still a little nobody. It's business.

Tequilla

creepycoug

Race is a terrible example for all of us when we get old ...

Enough said about that

backthepack

creepycoug

This is what I imagine @creepycoug to look like.

Tequilla

creepycoug

@backthepack downvoting my post is grounds for a mandatory suspension and forced recital at the chalkboard of what it truly means to take the gloves off

#idiot