CircleJerk Misfit Bracket Round 1: [4] 89Ute vs [13] dflea

dflea

dflea

YellowSnow said:

dflea said:

I feel a little better about my lackluster showing now that my opposition has showed up at least.

Plus, he's tall and runs marathons and has a dozen wives or something and doesn't call people faggots for being wrong in the Tug like I do.

This was a TUFF Utah team.

The fuck? The game is tied at half. Where is your Shelton TUFF wrastler fighting spirit?

Rope-a-dope



When does this pole close?

Pitchfork51

dflea

YellowSnow said:

dflea said:

I feel a little better about my lackluster showing now that my opposition has showed up at least.

Plus, he's tall and runs marathons and has a dozen wives or something and doesn't call people faggots for being wrong in the Tug like I do.

This was a TUFF Utah team.

The fuck? The game is tied at half. Where is your Shelton TUFF wrastler fighting spirit?

"Fuck it lets go fishing"

- flea

whatshouldicareabout

dflea

dnc said:

@89ute is more sensible but @dflea is more entertaining. @whatshouldicareabout

Entertainment is higher value on the board during the offseason, so you made the sensible choice in going with @dflea

Pitchfork51

dflea

Now that I've hit old age I'm partial to all you geriatric dorks.

When I was 29 I was little better than btp

At least I'm not a millennial anymore

huskyhooligan

89Ute

Wood

PurpleJ

dflea

Honestly both fishing and marathons are pretty gay hobbies, but dflea yells at shit and utah is a shithole state full of romney worshipping nazis.

YellowSnow

dflea

PurpleJ said:

Honestly both fishing and marathons are pretty gay hobbies, but dflea yells at shit and utah is a shithole state.

I laffed hard. But still...go fuck yourself.

Gladstone

89Ute

dflea said:

YellowSnow said:

dflea said:

I feel a little better about my lackluster showing now that my opposition has showed up at least.

Plus, he's tall and runs marathons and has a dozen wives or something and doesn't call people faggots for being wrong in the Tug like I do.

This was a TUFF Utah team.

The fuck? The game is tied at half. Where is your Shelton TUFF wrastler fighting spirit?

When does this fucking pole close?

Roughly 24 hours from posting, so late morning tomorrow. Whenever I login and check. Not an exact science.

haie

dflea

You just have to compare flea's battle tested admiral of a liver versus the Ute one that shrivels up at the mere aroma of a gluten free beer.

creepycoug

dflea

What can I say? Flea hits all the marks.

A founding member of the O-Town/Shelton/Aberdeen Triangle of Tuffness. There's no bond like Black Hills League bond.

Also, flea taught me how to be mean with the best 'fuck off' one liners in the bidness, going back to the dawgman days. An OG's OG. A man who has trademarked insults like "dumb fucking donkey", and who is the absolute master at stalking his prey, waiting patiently and quietly while his target blabs on, and then strikes with the impeccably timed "because you're a dumb fucking faggot." Whether they ever admit it or not, you know they wince in pain because they just got plowed in the ass.

He's given me shit about the Miami thing for years and sucks me into stupid fucking bets on my Cuogs. A Dawg's Dawg.

I don't mind the Ute; he's a good poster. But come on Gladstone. Fix it if you have to.

Pitchfork51

dflea

Fags fags

BleachedAnusDawg

89Ute

I voted for Ute after previewing the results and seeing that he needed one vote to tie it up.

dflea

dflea

And to think I almost fagged out and voted for the Ute to be classy and all that. I shouldn't have been fucking off all these years and had a couple alts waiting to vote for me.

Because I care.

89ute

89Ute

dflea said:

And to think I almost fagged out and voted for the Ute to be classy and all that. I shouldn't have been fucking off all these years and had a couple alts waiting to vote for me.

Because I care.

I almost did the same. So either way, it balances out.

creepycoug

dflea

dflea said:

And to think I almost fagged out and voted for the Ute to be classy and all that. I shouldn't have been fucking off all these years and had a couple alts waiting to vote for me.

Because I care.

At least you have a worthy opponent. I almost got beat by Tequilla. FYFMFE

YellowSnow

dflea

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

And to think I almost fagged out and voted for the Ute to be classy and all that. I shouldn't have been fucking off all these years and had a couple alts waiting to vote for me.

Because I care.

At least you have a worthy opponent. I almost got beat by Tequilla. FYFMFE

Technically speaking, your win was an upset- #9 over #8.

dnc

dflea

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

And to think I almost fagged out and voted for the Ute to be classy and all that. I shouldn't have been fucking off all these years and had a couple alts waiting to vote for me.

Because I care.

At least you have a worthy opponent. I almost got beat by Tequilla. FYFMFE

Technically speaking, your win was an upset- #9 over #8.

9 seeds beat the 8s like 55% of the tim in the NCAAs

Gladstone

89Ute

Ute holding on for dear life with an hour remaining

UWhuskytskeet

dflea

What's the tie-breaker?

GoDux

dflea

Gladstone said:

Ute holding on for dear life with an hour remaining

Not so fast my fren.