I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.
Party foul IMO
I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.
Those days suck ass. T & P’s.
When I know I’m shit faced I will force myself to down as much water as humanly possible. 9/10 times I wake with little to no hangover. Shitty drunk sleep but at least without the pounding headache.
I did that and ate a big dinner beforehand. Sandwich before bed. Still woke up too dehydrated to enjoy my coffee. I wandered into some new home construction on the way home and smoked weed in some rich fuck’s new living room. Got lectured on UBI by a fat cuog who is on disability. I hear disability checks are kick ass coldest stadium in the conference shit!
As much dumb shit as you say (yes, ironic out of my mouth) you seem like a fungi. A/s/l? Jk
Pups a fag. What’s ubi?
ubi = uninvited butt insertion
HTH
But, truly, are butt insertions ever really uninvited???
I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.
Party foul IMO
I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.
You chinspire me. We picked out colors for the babies room last night and had a nice quiche. FML
I was at a 5 yr old birthday party yesterday and all the other dads had Apple watches. Dad life is nerd life @Swaye .
I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.
Party foul IMO
I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.
You chinspire me. We picked out colors for the babies room last night and had a nice quiche. FML
I was at a 5 yr old birthday party yesterday and all the other dads had Apple watches. Dad life is nerd life @Swaye .
You really need some friends that aren’t faggots.
They weren’t my frens. Just day care parent acquaintances.
I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.
Party foul IMO
I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.
You chinspire me. We picked out colors for the babies room last night and had a nice quiche. FML
I was at a 5 yr old birthday party yesterday and all the other dads had Apple watches. Dad life is nerd life @Swaye .
You really need some friends that aren’t faggots.
They weren’t my frens. Just day care parent acquaintances.
Day care is for fags. If I ever have kids they will be raised by da streetz like daddy.
I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.
Party foul IMO
I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.
You chinspire me. We picked out colors for the babies room last night and had a nice quiche. FML
I was at a 5 yr old birthday party yesterday and all the other dads had Apple watches. Dad life is nerd life @Swaye .
You really need some friends that aren’t faggots.
They weren’t my frens. Just day care parent acquaintances.
Day care is for fags. If I ever have kids they will be raised by da streetz like daddy.
I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.
Party foul IMO
I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.
You chinspire me. We picked out colors for the babies room last night and had a nice quiche. FML
I was at a 5 yr old birthday party yesterday and all the other dads had Apple watches. Dad life is nerd life @Swaye .
You really need some friends that aren’t faggots.
They weren’t my frens. Just day care parent acquaintances.
I mean really, Yellow - damn that is what wives are for - what the hell is going on in America?
I am old enuff to be in the generation that stopped raising kids right after conception...
Russian/eastern bloc bartender at Earls used to top off Long Islands with 151. Tasted awful but was cheap and did the job quick. 0 to blackout in 60 minutes.
Russian/eastern bloc bartender at Earls used to top off Long Islands with 151. Tasted awful but was cheap and did the job quick. 0 to blackout in 60 minutes.
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Afternoon power tool use was always a little iffy
Or pretty much any other cocktails that's straight booze?
Worried about u J.
I am old enuff to be in the generation that stopped raising kids right after conception...
I had an AMF teapot meant for 2 all to myself about a month ago. I’m pretty sure it took me all of June to recover.