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Happy Fathers Day...

dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,476 Swaye's Wigwam
Dumb fucks.

@Swaye & some other smuck going to be dads as well.

Hope you all are mowing lawns and other bullshit today.
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  • BeerThirtyBeerThirty Member Posts: 2,465

    I'm pour. I'm bagging groceries today. My kids and wife will be enjoying this day without me. It's perfect.

    You're pour? I knew there was something wrong with you
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,837 Founders Club
    Just had a nice couple’s message.
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,017 Founders Club

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.

    I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,837 Founders Club

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.

    I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
    Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,476 Swaye's Wigwam

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Wood!

    About the idea of a massage... kudos to @Doog_de_Jour
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,476 Swaye's Wigwam

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.

    I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
    Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.
    Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,017 Founders Club

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.

    I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
    Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.
    Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.
    Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,476 Swaye's Wigwam

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.

    I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
    Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.
    Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.
    Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.
    My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.

    Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.

    Apologies in advance.
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,017 Founders Club

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.

    I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
    Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.
    Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.
    Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.
    My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.

    Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.

    Apologies in advance.
    M'kaaaay...
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,476 Swaye's Wigwam

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.

    I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
    Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.
    Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.
    Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.
    My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.

    Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.

    Apologies in advance.
    M'kaaaay...
    Possibly drunk already... apologies now.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,837 Founders Club

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    What did the message say? Does Mrs. Yella know about this?
    The message gals always have their hands full with my knotted up rower late. Should prolly go more than once every 5 years.
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,476 Swaye's Wigwam

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.

    I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
    Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.
    Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.
    Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.
    My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.

    Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.

    Apologies in advance.
    M'kaaaay...
    Possibly drunk already... apologies now.
    I'd be drunk all day too if I was married to a 3 1/2.

    T's & P's
    On Father’s Day my advice to all you non- father and unmarried fucks is a reversible vasectomy. When you finally find your 10 conveniently have the surgery to reverse and trap the bitch.

    Keep your P’s, I’ll take your t’s.
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,476 Swaye's Wigwam
    3 drinks in I look and see this...



    Nice knowing you bitches.
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