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Watch Talk: getting out of work edition

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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,749 Founders Club

    There's nothing hetero about non mechanical watches

    Thread. Anytime I see a guy with an Apple watch I wonder how many dicks hes sucked.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,699
    edited June 2019
    Swaye said:

    There's nothing hetero about non mechanical watches

    Thread. Anytime I see a guy with an Apple watch I wonder how many dicks hes sucked.
    It's basically "I'm not going to take a couple days to learn a bit of taste, plus I'm an apple fag"

    So yeah. Gay.

    Like shit man, you've got 500 bucks get a Hamilton field watch or a seiko diver


    If the shit don't wind.....you might be a faggot
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,749 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    There's nothing hetero about non mechanical watches

    Thread. Anytime I see a guy with an Apple watch I wonder how many dicks hes sucked.
    It's basically "I'm not going to take a couple days to learn a bit of taste, plus I'm an apple fag"

    So yeah. Gay.

    Like shit man, you've got 500 bucks get a Hamilton field watch or a seiko diver


    If the shit don't wind.....you might be a faggot
    Hamilton Khaki and Seiko divers are bad ass watch for the money. And yeah, Apple watches really are for fags.
  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Collecting pointless expensive watches while shitting on people who's even more pointless expensive watches are covered in diamonds is like being this guy:



    and making fun of this guy:


    I hate you now. Truck nuts are awesome and I'll fight anyone who says different.
    I know you're probably too busy painting the nursery and reading "What to Expect When You're Expecting" to listen to a podcast, but The Dollop did an episode on the invention of--and subsequent intellectual property battle over--truck nuts, and it's funny as fuck.
    I'll give it a listen while putting the diaper genie together tomorrow. FML
    Wait until Mrs. Swaye tells you how much the Bob Revolution stroller you're about to buy costs.

  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,699

    Swaye said:

    Collecting pointless expensive watches while shitting on people who's even more pointless expensive watches are covered in diamonds is like being this guy:



    and making fun of this guy:


    I hate you now. Truck nuts are awesome and I'll fight anyone who says different.
    Send me your address for the fight. Truck nuts lets me know the guy is retarded.
    I'll meet u at the 7 11 dickhead
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,749 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Collecting pointless expensive watches while shitting on people who's even more pointless expensive watches are covered in diamonds is like being this guy:



    and making fun of this guy:


    I hate you now. Truck nuts are awesome and I'll fight anyone who says different.
    Send me your address for the fight. Truck nuts lets me know the guy is retarded.
    You don't need my address. I'll be at Lowe's at high noon tomorrow. Toilet department. Be ready.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,605 Founders Club
    I'll be poasting a picture in this thread next month and it won't be a G-Shock. I'll spare you the hairy arm and poast a pic of the new watch in its box.

    Damn you @Swaye. :D
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,749 Founders Club

    I'll be poasting a picture in this thread next month and it won't be a G-Shock. I'll spare you the hairy arm and poast a pic of the new watch in its box.

    Damn you @Swaye. :D


  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,749 Founders Club

    I'll be poasting a picture in this thread next month and it won't be a G-Shock. I'll spare you the hairy arm and poast a pic of the new watch in its box.

    Damn you @Swaye. :D

    And it's a fucking stunner! Early congrats!