The O/U is 5

MikeDamone

The only question is what is the unit of measure?

Will Swaye be separated/divorced in :

5 minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, or years?

YellowSnow

Oh ye of lil faith. Sometimes there’s just a good hearted women, who loves a good timin’ man even when it don’t make no sense.

DerekJohnson

Big Bad Swaye is Sweet William Now

Swaye

My track record says weeks. I am really hoping for months. Think of the kids....

Houhusky

Swaye said:

My track record says weeks. I am really hoping for months. Think of the kids....

So the sooner the better then.

YellowSnow

DerekJohnson said:

Big Bad Swaye is Sweet William Now

Diver Down!

RaceBannon

It was the love of a good woman that turned William Muny into a pig farmer

LoneStarDawg

You don’t want to be an Indian giver

PurpleBaze

LoneStarDawg said:

You don’t want to be an Indian giver

Mods?

PurpleJ

Shame on you using your imperialist measures of time! Swaye uses suns, moons and solstices.

dnc

Poasts

UW_Doog_Bot

You are all still assuming he doesn't fuck it all up by sleeping with a bridesmaid at the rehearsal dinner.

PurpleBaze

UW_Doog_Bot said:

You are all still assuming he doesn't fuck it all up by sleeping with a bridesmaid at the rehearsal dinner.

We could only hope.

LebamDawg

PurpleJ said:

Shame on you using your imperialist measures of time! Swaye uses suns, moons and solstices.

@Swaye would need to interpret the day and night symbols of the American Indigenous peoples (injuns)


Easiest translation is "too many nights"

RaceBannon

We are down to about 11 years to live anyway. Can they make it that far?

Doogles

His calls for SMOD 2020 have never been louder.

Pitchfork51

He's not gonna go through with it at all

Just kidding. He's admitted defeat and given up already