At this rate....
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I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like. -
So what I call Thursday night then?DoogCourics said:I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like. -
Early onset dementia?Swaye said:
So what I call Thursday night then?DoogCourics said:I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like. -
All these stories are simply further confirming that I am a champ and also genetically prone to drug and alcohol abuse. 500mg dosed, drunk as shit, and I was still pounding beers in the 3rd quarter to try and forget Jake Browning was our QB.DoogCourics said:I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like. -
I am the slow strategy decathlon champion of Hardcore Husky.DoogCourics said:I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like. -
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I was extremely crossed
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Depends on where or who you got your edibles from. If it's homemade, then there's a good chance you just had a dud of a chef who didn't cook the weed butter right and that weed was never properly absorbed into your system.UW_Doog_Bot said:
All these stories are simply further confirming that I am a champ and also genetically prone to drug and alcohol abuse. 500mg dosed, drunk as shit, and I was still pounding beers in the 3rd quarter to try and forget Jake Browning was our QB.DoogCourics said:I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like.
If that was store bought shit and you took 500 mg then you're Snoop Dogg. -
It was from the dispensary.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Depends on where or who you got your edibles from. If it's homemade, then there's a good chance you just had a dud of a chef who didn't cook the weed butter right and that weed was never properly absorbed into your system.UW_Doog_Bot said:
All these stories are simply further confirming that I am a champ and also genetically prone to drug and alcohol abuse. 500mg dosed, drunk as shit, and I was still pounding beers in the 3rd quarter to try and forget Jake Browning was our QB.DoogCourics said:I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like.
If that was store bought shit and you took 500 mg then you're Snoop Dogg. -
These are fun stories! Nothing grimy.
Ever shit yourself because you had a gold plated 45 pressed against your head as you were robbed for $20 and the pennies in your pocket while you tried to score some crack on Christmas Eve?
Ever had blood dripping down your neck from both sides of your head due to two knife points being pushed into each side of your head?
Ever stayed up for four days because of a meth bender?
Yea, me either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ittl0-NoFrQ
