I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like.
I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like.
I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like.
I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like.
All these stories are simply further confirming that I am a champ and also genetically prone to drug and alcohol abuse. 500mg dosed, drunk as shit, and I was still pounding beers in the 3rd quarter to try and forget Jake Browning was our QB.
I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like.
I am the slow strategy decathlon champion of Hardcore Husky.
I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like.
All these stories are simply further confirming that I am a champ and also genetically prone to drug and alcohol abuse. 500mg dosed, drunk as shit, and I was still pounding beers in the 3rd quarter to try and forget Jake Browning was our QB.
Depends on where or who you got your edibles from. If it's homemade, then there's a good chance you just had a dud of a chef who didn't cook the weed butter right and that weed was never properly absorbed into your system.
If that was store bought shit and you took 500 mg then you're Snoop Dogg.
I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like.
All these stories are simply further confirming that I am a champ and also genetically prone to drug and alcohol abuse. 500mg dosed, drunk as shit, and I was still pounding beers in the 3rd quarter to try and forget Jake Browning was our QB.
Depends on where or who you got your edibles from. If it's homemade, then there's a good chance you just had a dud of a chef who didn't cook the weed butter right and that weed was never properly absorbed into your system.
If that was store bought shit and you took 500 mg then you're Snoop Dogg.
Ever shit yourself because you had a gold plated 45 pressed against your head as you were robbed for $20 and the pennies in your pocket while you tried to score some crack on Christmas Eve?
Ever had blood dripping down your neck from both sides of your head due to two knife points being pushed into each side of your head?
Ever stayed up for four days because of a meth bender?
Ever shit yourself because you had a gold plated 45 pressed against your head as you were robbed for $20 and the pennies in your pocket while you tried to score some crack on Christmas Eve?
Ever had blood dripping down your neck from both sides of your head due to two knife points being pushed into each side of your head?
Ever stayed up for four days because of a meth bender?
Ever shit yourself because you had a gold plated 45 pressed against your head as you were robbed for $20 and the pennies in your pocket while you tried to score some crack on Christmas Eve?
Ever had blood dripping down your neck from both sides of your head due to two knife points being pushed into each side of your head?
Ever stayed up for four days because of a meth bender?
Ever shit yourself because you had a gold plated 45 pressed against your head as you were robbed for $20 and the pennies in your pocket while you tried to score some crack on Christmas Eve?
Ever had blood dripping down your neck from both sides of your head due to two knife points being pushed into each side of your head?
Ever stayed up for four days because of a meth bender?
Yea, me either.
At least you got your shit together
Debatable... some reason I was inspired to tell the worst stories my fren told me.
Ever shit yourself because you had a gold plated 45 pressed against your head as you were robbed for $20 and the pennies in your pocket while you tried to score some crack on Christmas Eve?
Ever had blood dripping down your neck from both sides of your head due to two knife points being pushed into each side of your head?
Ever stayed up for four days because of a meth bender?
I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like.
All these stories are simply further confirming that I am a champ and also genetically prone to drug and alcohol abuse. 500mg dosed, drunk as shit, and I was still pounding beers in the 3rd quarter to try and forget Jake Browning was our QB.
Depends on where or who you got your edibles from. If it's homemade, then there's a good chance you just had a dud of a chef who didn't cook the weed butter right and that weed was never properly absorbed into your system.
If that was store bought shit and you took 500 mg then you're Snoop Dogg not getting up to move around for at least 12 hours..
I'm not calling YOU a liar but i'm not sure you think the dosages are what you think they are. As you said you were new to it. For instance, most gummies are 10 or 20mg. So that means you would have had to eat 25 or 50 of them to get to 500mg.
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I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like.
All these stories are simply further confirming that I am a champ and also genetically prone to drug and alcohol abuse. 500mg dosed, drunk as shit, and I was still pounding beers in the 3rd quarter to try and forget Jake Browning was our QB.
Depends on where or who you got your edibles from. If it's homemade, then there's a good chance you just had a dud of a chef who didn't cook the weed butter right and that weed was never properly absorbed into your system.
If that was store bought shit and you took 500 mg then you're Snoop Dogg not getting up to move around for at least 12 hours..
I'm not calling YOU a liar but i'm not sure you think the dosages are what you think they are. As you said you were new to it. For instance, most gummies are 10 or 20mg. So that means you would have had to eat 25 or 50 of them to get to 500mg.
Reply fail FYFMFE, that was supposed to go to @UW_Doog_Bot
Unless YOU have proof in HAND...it’s speculation for YOU. ‘Those who know’....meaning YOU are not a ‘THOSE’. I didn’t create the English language but ‘speculation’ is pretty cut and dry. Unless you are an eye witness, YOU are speculating. Word of mouth is not proof.
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Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like.
If that was store bought shit and you took 500 mg then you're Snoop Dogg.
Ever shit yourself because you had a gold plated 45 pressed against your head as you were robbed for $20 and the pennies in your pocket while you tried to score some crack on Christmas Eve?
Ever had blood dripping down your neck from both sides of your head due to two knife points being pushed into each side of your head?
Ever stayed up for four days because of a meth bender?
Yea, me either.
I have way more stories that my fren told me.
I’ll share some more some day.
Ever heard of a crack whore?
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Some of your experiences sound awful!