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Oregon vs Auburn week 1

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  • LesGrossmanLesGrossman Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,479 Founders Club
    salemcoog said:

    Auburn wins this one rather easily. Oregon's offense is bottom half in the Pac 12 until they're not. Herbert is the biggest Hoax since Jake Locker. The only thing moar overrated than Herbert is their offensive line. They will be forced to throw. And Herbert isn't good throwing the football where it needs to be thrown.

    This has 34- 13 17 written all over it, effectively ending the chances of any Pac 12 playoff bid in week 1.... again.

  • RatherBeBrewingRatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557
    I read through some Auburn message boards, and mother of God those assholes are dumb. Everyone is like SAC, but less coherent. People in the South care about football, but it doesn't matter if you're passionate about something when you've been through the Alabama public school system. Some gems:

    * Comparison for Oregon: Washington. They're convinced we're the same team but in different colors.

    * Justin Herbert comparison: Jake Browning. I'll give credit to a few of those hicks, some of them have been able to realize one has a different range of throws.

    * Their memories from last year's game might be tainted by diabeetus and shitty beer, because reading through that it sounds like they gang raped Washington and the score was 70-21.

    * They keep talking about how Oregon's OL are all about 270 pounds.

    * They are a bit concerned about that high flying spread read-option Chip Kelly offense Oregon is running. As long as they can deal with all the star WRs Oregon has they think it should be no problem.

    * They think Cristobal is a hot coaching name, and when Guz is eventually fired then Cristobal will be one of the top candidates.
  • BallzBallz Member Posts: 4,735
    edited May 2019

    I read through some Auburn message boards, and mother of God those assholes are dumb. Everyone is like SAC, but less coherent. People in the South care about football, but it doesn't matter if you're passionate about something when you've been through the Alabama public school system. Some gems:

    * Comparison for Oregon: Washington. They're convinced we're the same team but in different colors.

    * Justin Herbert comparison: Jake Browning. I'll give credit to a few of those hicks, some of them have been able to realize one has a different range of throws.

    * Their memories from last year's game might be tainted by diabeetus and shitty beer, because reading through that it sounds like they gang raped Washington and the score was 70-21.

    * They keep talking about how Oregon's OL are all about 270 pounds.

    * They are a bit concerned about that high flying spread read-option Chip Kelly offense Oregon is running. As long as they can deal with all the star WRs Oregon has they think it should be no problem.

    * They think Cristobal is a hot coaching name, and when Guz is eventually fired then Cristobal will be one of the top candidates.

    Yup, they're dumb. UW should have won that game. They had two opportunities inside Auburn's 10-yard line to score touchdowns and didn't get it done. Also had a TD wiped off the board because of a offensive pass interference on a pick play. That alone would have won them the game. Oregon is not Washington. They won't put up a good fight on the road. Defense travels. Oregon doesn't have it.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,972
    They definitely crushed you
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,972

    I don’t think I have ever wanted oregon to win in my life. I’m rooting for major injuries in a blowout.

    Classy



    I agree
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,900 Swaye's Wigwam
    salemcoog said:

    haie said:

    70-21 iggle win with Herbert carted off the field.

    War Eagle is a chant you ignorant fucking hobo. They're called the Tigers.
    They're the Auburn tigers? Not the Auburn war eagles?
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,972
    The daniel tosh skit where he is lane kiffen and someone calls in and says "war eagle you pussy!" Is gold
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,262

    Man you guys are pussies. Imagine not rooting for your rival to get smoked

    Uh, cewgs are their? rival!!!!!!
  • FremontTrollFremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744

    I read through some Auburn message boards, and mother of God those assholes are dumb. Everyone is like SAC, but less coherent. People in the South care about football, but it doesn't matter if you're passionate about something when you've been through the Alabama public school system. Some gems:

    * Comparison for Oregon: Washington. They're convinced we're the same team but in different colors.

    * Justin Herbert comparison: Jake Browning. I'll give credit to a few of those hicks, some of them have been able to realize one has a different range of throws.

    * Their memories from last year's game might be tainted by diabeetus and shitty beer, because reading through that it sounds like they gang raped Washington and the score was 70-21.

    * They keep talking about how Oregon's OL are all about 270 pounds.

    * They are a bit concerned about that high flying spread read-option Chip Kelly offense Oregon is running. As long as they can deal with all the star WRs Oregon has they think it should be no problem.

    * They think Cristobal is a hot coaching name, and when Guz is eventually fired then Cristobal will be one of the top candidates.

    The script says Auburn loses to Oregon then Gus goes on a run to save his job culminating in an Iron Bowl win over Alabama.

    Then shits the bed and loses the conference championship game and the Sugar Bowl.
  • RatherBeBrewingRatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557

    I read through some Auburn message boards, and mother of God those assholes are dumb. Everyone is like SAC, but less coherent. People in the South care about football, but it doesn't matter if you're passionate about something when you've been through the Alabama public school system. Some gems:

    * Comparison for Oregon: Washington. They're convinced we're the same team but in different colors.

    * Justin Herbert comparison: Jake Browning. I'll give credit to a few of those hicks, some of them have been able to realize one has a different range of throws.

    * Their memories from last year's game might be tainted by diabeetus and shitty beer, because reading through that it sounds like they gang raped Washington and the score was 70-21.

    * They keep talking about how Oregon's OL are all about 270 pounds.

    * They are a bit concerned about that high flying spread read-option Chip Kelly offense Oregon is running. As long as they can deal with all the star WRs Oregon has they think it should be no problem.

    * They think Cristobal is a hot coaching name, and when Guz is eventually fired then Cristobal will be one of the top candidates.

    The script says Auburn loses to Oregon then Gus goes on a run to save his job culminating in an Iron Bowl win over Alabama.

    Then shits the bed and loses the conference championship game and the Sugar Bowl.
    That's the most likely scenario. Gusx will call the game of his life, then proceed to make a miraculous run and beat Alabama, only to get his shit pushed in by Florida/Georgia and then lose to Boise State in the Sugar Bowl or some shit.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,262

    I read through some Auburn message boards, and mother of God those assholes are dumb. Everyone is like SAC, but less coherent. People in the South care about football, but it doesn't matter if you're passionate about something when you've been through the Alabama public school system. Some gems:

    * Comparison for Oregon: Washington. They're convinced we're the same team but in different colors.

    * Justin Herbert comparison: Jake Browning. I'll give credit to a few of those hicks, some of them have been able to realize one has a different range of throws.

    * Their memories from last year's game might be tainted by diabeetus and shitty beer, because reading through that it sounds like they gang raped Washington and the score was 70-21.

    * They keep talking about how Oregon's OL are all about 270 pounds.

    * They are a bit concerned about that high flying spread read-option Chip Kelly offense Oregon is running. As long as they can deal with all the star WRs Oregon has they think it should be no problem.

    * They think Cristobal is a hot coaching name, and when Guz is eventually fired then Cristobal will be one of the top candidates.

    The script says Auburn loses to Oregon then Gus goes on a run to save his job culminating in an Iron Bowl win over Alabama.

    Then shits the bed and loses the conference championship game and the Sugar Bowl.
    The other script is they crush Oregon and then go on to lose 4 or 5 in the SEC thereby embarrassing the P12 ... again.
  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,943 Founders Club
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  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,943 Founders Club
  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,943 Founders Club
  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,943 Founders Club
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