Just drive drunk and don’t speed or crash. Not that hard.
Full disclaimer: I'm not an expert on DUI stats. But, it seems like a majority of people that get busted are both (a) repeat offenders and (b) usually 2 to 3 times the legal limit. So how many people out there are getting DUIs when their B.A.C. is like .09 and they aren't sloppy and/or reckless drivers to begin with?
Just drive drunk and don’t speed or crash. Not that hard.
Full disclaimer: I'm not an expert on DUI stats. But, it seems like a majority of people that get busted are both (a) repeat offenders and (b) usually 2 to 3 times the legal limit. So how many people out there are getting DUIs when their B.A.C. is like .09 and they aren't sloppy and/or reckless drivers to begin with?
Lots. Usually it's an illegal u turn or a stop sign or something dumb
Just drive drunk and don’t speed or crash. Not that hard.
Full disclaimer: I'm not an expert on DUI stats. But, it seems like a majority of people that get busted are both (a) repeat offenders and (b) usually 2 to 3 times the legal limit. So how many people out there are getting DUIs when their B.A.C. is like .09 and they aren't sloppy and/or reckless drivers to begin with?
Lots. Usually it's an illegal u turn or a stop sign or something dumb
Illegal flipping a bitch(fork) and running stop signs are sloppy driving. If you do them sober, you're going to do them at .09.
1 - my wife has a no DUI policy 2- some of us sorry, pathetic bastards have to travel on occasion for work and it’s faster than BART for instance.
Can’t afford to rent a car when traveling for work?
Lol. Uber costs the company a lot more than renting a car.
But they want you to take BART?
No. Uber is the recommended option.
So what’s the deal with BART?
Uber is faster from point A to B most of the time, so greater productivity. Plus my company hates the environment.
So why do they have BART as the other option? Uber or BART.
Most of my work travel these days is to the Bay Area. Some of my co-workers like taking to choo choo for some reason. Don’t know anyone that rents a car typically.
This line of questioning from Damoan wreaks of an imminent IP check request.
Just drive drunk and don’t speed or crash. Not that hard.
Full disclaimer: I'm not an expert on DUI stats. But, it seems like a majority of people that get busted are both (a) repeat offenders and (b) usually 2 to 3 times the legal limit. So how many people out there are getting DUIs when their B.A.C. is like .09 and they aren't sloppy and/or reckless drivers to begin with?
The reality of many DUI's is that someone has a bulb burnt out, forgot to signal, or forgot to turn their lights on. People get DUII's more often for those reasons than bad driving
The wife and my idiot friends who don't have uber have ruined my rating.
Also, who the fuck wants to drive their own car or a rental in the bay area instead of being driven around?
bitch pleeeaz
I'm pretty sure mine is impeccable. Unless some dude a year ago got mad when I scraped up the side because he parked shitty. I paid it though so fuck him
Just drive drunk and don’t speed or crash. Not that hard.
Full disclaimer: I'm not an expert on DUI stats. But, it seems like a majority of people that get busted are both (a) repeat offenders and (b) usually 2 to 3 times the legal limit. So how many people out there are getting DUIs when their B.A.C. is like .09 and they aren't sloppy and/or reckless drivers to begin with?
I once got arrested and taken in for a breathalyzer at the station. Blew a .08. Cop told me it was best of 2. Then blew a .07. I walked out a free man.
Just drive drunk and don’t speed or crash. Not that hard.
Full disclaimer: I'm not an expert on DUI stats. But, it seems like a majority of people that get busted are both (a) repeat offenders and (b) usually 2 to 3 times the legal limit. So how many people out there are getting DUIs when their B.A.C. is like .09 and they aren't sloppy and/or reckless drivers to begin with?
I once got arrested and taken in for a breathalyzer at the station. Blew a .08. Cop told me it was best of 2. Then blew a .07. I walked out a free man.
Just drive drunk and don’t speed or crash. Not that hard.
Full disclaimer: I'm not an expert on DUI stats. But, it seems like a majority of people that get busted are both (a) repeat offenders and (b) usually 2 to 3 times the legal limit. So how many people out there are getting DUIs when their B.A.C. is like .09 and they aren't sloppy and/or reckless drivers to begin with?
I once got arrested and taken in for a breathalyzer at the station. Blew a .08. Cop told me it was best of 2. Then blew a .07. I walked out a free man.
I once got arrested in Denver, Colo and given the breathalyzer and I had a .02. Cop says to me, "well you're not drunk, you must be on drugs." Kept me in jail over night. White privilege.
Just drive drunk and don’t speed or crash. Not that hard.
Full disclaimer: I'm not an expert on DUI stats. But, it seems like a majority of people that get busted are both (a) repeat offenders and (b) usually 2 to 3 times the legal limit. So how many people out there are getting DUIs when their B.A.C. is like .09 and they aren't sloppy and/or reckless drivers to begin with?
I once got arrested and taken in for a breathalyzer at the station. Blew a .08. Cop told me it was best of 2. Then blew a .07. I walked out a free man.
I once got arrested in Denver, Colo and given the breathalyzer and I had a .02. Cop says to me, "well you're not drunk, you must be on drugs." Kept me in jail over night. White privilege.
Just drive drunk and don’t speed or crash. Not that hard.
Full disclaimer: I'm not an expert on DUI stats. But, it seems like a majority of people that get busted are both (a) repeat offenders and (b) usually 2 to 3 times the legal limit. So how many people out there are getting DUIs when their B.A.C. is like .09 and they aren't sloppy and/or reckless drivers to begin with?
I once got arrested and taken in for a breathalyzer at the station. Blew a .08. Cop told me it was best of 2. Then blew a .07. I walked out a free man.
I once got arrested in Denver, Colo and given the breathalyzer and I had a .02. Cop says to me, "well you're not drunk, you must be on drugs." Kept me in jail over night. White privilege.
What drugs were you on?
High on life. I wasn't on any drugs. I honestly only had the one beer with dinner earlier that evening.
Just drive drunk and don’t speed or crash. Not that hard.
Full disclaimer: I'm not an expert on DUI stats. But, it seems like a majority of people that get busted are both (a) repeat offenders and (b) usually 2 to 3 times the legal limit. So how many people out there are getting DUIs when their B.A.C. is like .09 and they aren't sloppy and/or reckless drivers to begin with?
I once got arrested and taken in for a breathalyzer at the station. Blew a .08. Cop told me it was best of 2. Then blew a .07. I walked out a free man.
I once got arrested in Denver, Colo and given the breathalyzer and I had a .02. Cop says to me, "well you're not drunk, you must be on drugs." Kept me in jail over night. White privilege.
What drugs were you on?
High on life. I wasn't on any drugs. I honestly only had the one beer with dinner earlier that evening.
Just drive drunk and don’t speed or crash. Not that hard.
Full disclaimer: I'm not an expert on DUI stats. But, it seems like a majority of people that get busted are both (a) repeat offenders and (b) usually 2 to 3 times the legal limit. So how many people out there are getting DUIs when their B.A.C. is like .09 and they aren't sloppy and/or reckless drivers to begin with?
I once got arrested and taken in for a breathalyzer at the station. Blew a .08. Cop told me it was best of 2. Then blew a .07. I walked out a free man.
I once got arrested in Denver, Colo and given the breathalyzer and I had a .02. Cop says to me, "well you're not drunk, you must be on drugs." Kept me in jail over night. White privilege.
What drugs were you on?
High on life. I wasn't on any drugs. I honestly only had the one beer with dinner earlier that evening.
“One beer with dinner” = fag
When people talk about drinking I always find it amusing they often throw in the “with dinner” caveat.
I enjoy an occasional glass of win with dinner. I’m no prude.
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The wife and my idiot friends who don't have uber have ruined my rating.
Also, who the fuck wants to drive their own car or a rental in the bay area instead of being driven around?
I'm pretty sure mine is impeccable. Unless some dude a year ago got mad when I scraped up the side because he parked shitty. I paid it though so fuck him
HB could make the CFP for DUI's. Four Orange County cities in the top 10. We are the SEC of drunk driving.
When people talk about drinking I always find it amusing they often throw in the “with dinner” caveat.
I enjoy an occasional glass of win with dinner. I’m no prude.