What the fuck? I had this pegged as our best class ever. Better than last year. It was going to be epic. Instead, it's a complete turd. Half of our top recruits are already off the bored. No momentum at all. No spark at all. It's already a meh year out west, and with our current trajectory we will finish up somewhere south of whale shit. So pissed. Might just burn the Truck Stop to the ground. Fuck it.
Bump.
There were a handful of these threads created in May and early June. Everyone freaking the fuck out. I bumped @Swaye ‘s because he’s my boss and it’s funny to make him look dumb (love you Chief!). There were also threads from tvoie, DDY, Baseman, and RealRhino, each with everyone shitting all over themselves about how Pete has fucked the pooch and Oregon is out recruiting UW. I think these threads helped @ZoneUW start his fagging out process.
Since this thread was made:
- Racanelli committed
- Sunday committed
- Botelho and Herbig committed elsewhere
- More threads were made about how the class sucked
- Rosenbagger was inches from committing to Oregon but waited another week, visited, then became a Dwag
- Bruener was all about Oregon and then got his offer and committed on the spot
- UW held their camps and made a big official visit weekend like they do in December
- Simon, Latu, Franklin, and Gee all got their offers, and rumors are that DJ Rogers will soon get his
- Elite in-state linemen that are in 8th and 9th grade got offers and are infatuated with UW
- McMillan became best friends with Huard and stayed the night then committed 6 months before he planned on and shuts down all other visits (FUCK YOU NOTRE DAME)
- JTT was rumored to stay the night with them and is likely a silent commit (McMillan drops hints on social)
- A punter committed so Van Soderberg can finally fuck off
- Yurosek and Taylor told UW to fuck off but a kid impressed at camp and committed right away, and is probably someone who we will grow to love and play in the NFL like DisslyDawg and SampleDawg
- Redman, McMillan, Garbers, and Huard are all recruiting their asses off
- Murao dominated at the Opening, throws up a W with Top 5 2021 Korey Foreman and then commits 6 months before he planned and shuts down all other visits (FUCK YOU USC)
- Adams and Hatchett will be committing within the month
- Banks drops an elite top 4 with UW involved, hometown USC not involved, and sets up an official visit when USC comes to Seattle, and all the UW commits are blowing him up
- Sav’ell Smalls drops a top 8 that includes UW after previously banishing them and cutting off communication, and rumors are that he’s talking to the coaches again
In 2 months, everything changed. What I guess this poast means, is that we? are all fags and need to learn to Let It Fucking Play Out (but we never will)
There is an adult in charge. His coaches have the best development track record in the country. While he’s slow to adjust, Pete always adjusts and he’s a spiteful motherfucker who goes for the kill in the end.
The talent has increased every year and will this year as well. Next year will be the best class in history with 5 elite in-state kids, a few more out of state elite kids, and then a bunch of high end Blue Chips, and they all fucking love UW.
The last few weeks have proven UW is the premier school in the West Coast, and the kids are starting to figure it out.
the punter thing...are you just saying that as a joke or do you think there's something there?
What the fuck? I had this pegged as our best class ever. Better than last year. It was going to be epic. Instead, it's a complete turd. Half of our top recruits are already off the bored. No momentum at all. No spark at all. It's already a meh year out west, and with our current trajectory we will finish up somewhere south of whale shit. So pissed. Might just burn the Truck Stop to the ground. Fuck it.
Bump.
There were a handful of these threads created in May and early June. Everyone freaking the fuck out. I bumped @Swaye ‘s because he’s my boss and it’s funny to make him look dumb (love you Chief!). There were also threads from tvoie, DDY, Baseman, and RealRhino, each with everyone shitting all over themselves about how Pete has fucked the pooch and Oregon is out recruiting UW. I think these threads helped @ZoneUW start his fagging out process.
Since this thread was made:
- Racanelli committed
- Sunday committed
- Botelho and Herbig committed elsewhere
- More threads were made about how the class sucked
- Rosenbagger was inches from committing to Oregon but waited another week, visited, then became a Dwag
- Bruener was all about Oregon and then got his offer and committed on the spot
- UW held their camps and made a big official visit weekend like they do in December
- Simon, Latu, Franklin, and Gee all got their offers, and rumors are that DJ Rogers will soon get his
- Elite in-state linemen that are in 8th and 9th grade got offers and are infatuated with UW
- McMillan became best friends with Huard and stayed the night then committed 6 months before he planned on and shuts down all other visits (FUCK YOU NOTRE DAME)
- JTT was rumored to stay the night with them and is likely a silent commit (McMillan drops hints on social)
- A punter committed so Van Soderberg can finally fuck off
- Yurosek and Taylor told UW to fuck off but a kid impressed at camp and committed right away, and is probably someone who we will grow to love and play in the NFL like DisslyDawg and SampleDawg
- Redman, McMillan, Garbers, and Huard are all recruiting their asses off
- Murao dominated at the Opening, throws up a W with Top 5 2021 Korey Foreman and then commits 6 months before he planned and shuts down all other visits (FUCK YOU USC)
- Adams and Hatchett will be committing within the month
- Banks drops an elite top 4 with UW involved, hometown USC not involved, and sets up an official visit when USC comes to Seattle, and all the UW commits are blowing him up
- Sav’ell Smalls drops a top 8 that includes UW after previously banishing them and cutting off communication, and rumors are that he’s talking to the coaches again
In 2 months, everything changed. What I guess this poast means, is that we? are all fags and need to learn to Let It Fucking Play Out (but we never will)
There is an adult in charge. His coaches have the best development track record in the country. While he’s slow to adjust, Pete always adjusts and he’s a spiteful motherfucker who goes for the kill in the end.
The talent has increased every year and will this year as well. Next year will be the best class in history with 5 elite in-state kids, a few more out of state elite kids, and then a bunch of high end Blue Chips, and they all fucking love UW.
The last few weeks have proven UW is the premier school in the West Coast, and the kids are starting to figure it out.
the punter thing...are you just saying that as a joke or do you think there's something there?
Joke for me in regards to Smalls.
Not joke for me in regards to he sucks as a punter.
What the fuck? I had this pegged as our best class ever. Better than last year. It was going to be epic. Instead, it's a complete turd. Half of our top recruits are already off the bored. No momentum at all. No spark at all. It's already a meh year out west, and with our current trajectory we will finish up somewhere south of whale shit. So pissed. Might just burn the Truck Stop to the ground. Fuck it.
Bump.
There were a handful of these threads created in May and early June. Everyone freaking the fuck out. I bumped @Swaye ‘s because he’s my boss and it’s funny to make him look dumb (love you Chief!). There were also threads from tvoie, DDY, Baseman, and RealRhino, each with everyone shitting all over themselves about how Pete has fucked the pooch and Oregon is out recruiting UW. I think these threads helped @ZoneUW start his fagging out process.
Since this thread was made:
- Racanelli committed
- Sunday committed
- Botelho and Herbig committed elsewhere
- More threads were made about how the class sucked
- Rosenbagger was inches from committing to Oregon but waited another week, visited, then became a Dwag
- Bruener was all about Oregon and then got his offer and committed on the spot
- UW held their camps and made a big official visit weekend like they do in December
- Simon, Latu, Franklin, and Gee all got their offers, and rumors are that DJ Rogers will soon get his
- Elite in-state linemen that are in 8th and 9th grade got offers and are infatuated with UW
- McMillan became best friends with Huard and stayed the night then committed 6 months before he planned on and shuts down all other visits (FUCK YOU NOTRE DAME)
- JTT was rumored to stay the night with them and is likely a silent commit (McMillan drops hints on social)
- A punter committed so Van Soderberg can finally fuck off
- Yurosek and Taylor told UW to fuck off but a kid impressed at camp and committed right away, and is probably someone who we will grow to love and play in the NFL like DisslyDawg and SampleDawg
- Redman, McMillan, Garbers, and Huard are all recruiting their asses off
- Murao dominated at the Opening, throws up a W with Top 5 2021 Korey Foreman and then commits 6 months before he planned and shuts down all other visits (FUCK YOU USC)
- Adams and Hatchett will be committing within the month
- Banks drops an elite top 4 with UW involved, hometown USC not involved, and sets up an official visit when USC comes to Seattle, and all the UW commits are blowing him up
- Sav’ell Smalls drops a top 8 that includes UW after previously banishing them and cutting off communication, and rumors are that he’s talking to the coaches again
In 2 months, everything changed. What I guess this poast means, is that we? are all fags and need to learn to Let It Fucking Play Out (but we never will)
There is an adult in charge. His coaches have the best development track record in the country. While he’s slow to adjust, Pete always adjusts and he’s a spiteful motherfucker who goes for the kill in the end.
The talent has increased every year and will this year as well. Next year will be the best class in history with 5 elite in-state kids, a few more out of state elite kids, and then a bunch of high end Blue Chips, and they all fucking love UW.
The last few weeks have proven UW is the premier school in the West Coast, and the kids are starting to figure it out.
Great points.
Consider the source(s). The same "sky is falling" crew is the same non-athlete albino crew that started the Savell bologna, the Garbers and Dick Newton trashing, and fellate the same two UW "sources."
Also, the lack of chins from the race-baiting and non-donating crew is duly noted.
I am shocked BDTW.com self-immolated. Shocked I tell you.
What the fuck? I had this pegged as our best class ever. Better than last year. It was going to be epic. Instead, it's a complete turd. Half of our top recruits are already off the bored. No momentum at all. No spark at all. It's already a meh year out west, and with our current trajectory we will finish up somewhere south of whale shit. So pissed. Might just burn the Truck Stop to the ground. Fuck it.
Bump.
There were a handful of these threads created in May and early June. Everyone freaking the fuck out. I bumped @Swaye ‘s because he’s my boss and it’s funny to make him look dumb (love you Chief!). There were also threads from tvoie, DDY, Baseman, and RealRhino, each with everyone shitting all over themselves about how Pete has fucked the pooch and Oregon is out recruiting UW. I think these threads helped @ZoneUW start his fagging out process.
Since this thread was made:
- Racanelli committed
- Sunday committed
- Botelho and Herbig committed elsewhere
- More threads were made about how the class sucked
- Rosenbagger was inches from committing to Oregon but waited another week, visited, then became a Dwag
- Bruener was all about Oregon and then got his offer and committed on the spot
- UW held their camps and made a big official visit weekend like they do in December
- Simon, Latu, Franklin, and Gee all got their offers, and rumors are that DJ Rogers will soon get his
- Elite in-state linemen that are in 8th and 9th grade got offers and are infatuated with UW
- McMillan became best friends with Huard and stayed the night then committed 6 months before he planned on and shuts down all other visits (FUCK YOU NOTRE DAME)
- JTT was rumored to stay the night with them and is likely a silent commit (McMillan drops hints on social)
- A punter committed so Van Soderberg can finally fuck off
- Yurosek and Taylor told UW to fuck off but a kid impressed at camp and committed right away, and is probably someone who we will grow to love and play in the NFL like DisslyDawg and SampleDawg
- Redman, McMillan, Garbers, and Huard are all recruiting their asses off
- Murao dominated at the Opening, throws up a W with Top 5 2021 Korey Foreman and then commits 6 months before he planned and shuts down all other visits (FUCK YOU USC)
- Adams and Hatchett will be committing within the month
- Banks drops an elite top 4 with UW involved, hometown USC not involved, and sets up an official visit when USC comes to Seattle, and all the UW commits are blowing him up
- Sav’ell Smalls drops a top 8 that includes UW after previously banishing them and cutting off communication, and rumors are that he’s talking to the coaches again
In 2 months, everything changed. What I guess this poast means, is that we? are all fags and need to learn to Let It Fucking Play Out (but we never will)
There is an adult in charge. His coaches have the best development track record in the country. While he’s slow to adjust, Pete always adjusts and he’s a spiteful motherfucker who goes for the kill in the end.
The talent has increased every year and will this year as well. Next year will be the best class in history with 5 elite in-state kids, a few more out of state elite kids, and then a bunch of high end Blue Chips, and they all fucking love UW.
The last few weeks have proven UW is the premier school in the West Coast, and the kids are starting to figure it out.
Bump.
Fall camp is still a week and a half from being over, and the class is essentially full. The coaches have locked up everything except for the last few guys to full court press.
Oregon has had 6 months of hype about how amazing their class is, and here we stand in August with a better class with the same commitment number despite a punter dragging us down.
Banks will be closed by the end of September. All out offensive on Carlton. Take Overman because you need the numbers in the TE.
Then last, but most importantly, close out Sav'ell Smalls in February after an amazing season where he sees this is where he can win and that he is the missing piece.
This ends up as a top 15 class despite the panic button mashing in May.
I know this won't Get Your Minds Right and you'll melt down next year too. So I'll be sure to bump it again next spring when everyone is committing hara-kiri because it's been a slow start.
I can't bring myself to believe Korey Foreman will choose us over Clemson next year, but I'll keep praying on it every night.
But just so we are clear, after a long bloody summer and early fall in a fight to the death with the elite of college football trying to invade our lands and pillage our talent, next year we have a top 5 class with Huard, JTT, Emeka, Alexander, Latu, Prentice, Motavao, and maybe even Troy Franklin but maybe not if Urban is hired so likely Tinae.
I hope after these last two bumps, you're all understanding what we are in for and are ready for the carnage ahead.
Question from a recruiting data n00b... how do you get this version of the 247 rankings... I mean how do I view it on the 247 site?
When I go there it is the list that shows us at 16, but I like this version much better. I know one version is the composite and one is something else, but I don't see the link that lets me switch between them.
Question from a recruiting data n00b... how do you get this version of the 247 rankings... I mean how do I view it on the 247 site?
When I go there it is the list that shows us at 16, but I like this version much better. I know one version is the composite and one is something else, but I don't see the link that lets me switch between them.
Question from a recruiting data n00b... how do you get this version of the 247 rankings... I mean how do I view it on the 247 site?
When I go there it is the list that shows us at 16, but I like this version much better. I know one version is the composite and one is something else, but I don't see the link that lets me switch between them.
I wondered the same thing, @uzi ... so I axed Courics about it in another thread and he was kind enough to respond.
Apparently you just go to the ‘team rankings’ then delete ‘composite’ from the url and hit enter. Should take care of it.
Back when I was a young teen boy with exquisite hips, my best friend was from a super conservative christian family that repressed him pretty heavily. This was back when some TVs (especially those belonging to us pours) still had a knob to tune the channels and another knob for picture calibration.
One night, I'm over at his place while his parents are gone, and he's all excited to show me this new thing that he discovered. He changes the channel to Cinemax--which no way his parents were paying for, so it's all scrambled in fuzz--and he starts turning the picture adjustment knob.
And turns.
And turns.
And turns.
And like five minutes later, holy shit, there's boobs. And ass. And then more softcore actors fucking. The picture wasn't perfect, and every once in a while it would jump in and out of being scrambled, but it was totally watchable for repressed 13 year old horndogs before internet porn was invented.
And it was also the most pathetic thing I've ever contemplated: I'm not exaggerating on the five minutes of knob turning. In one direction. How long must he have fucked with that thing before landing on that secret? How desperate was this kid for a little half-scrambled softcore porn?
Anyway, manipulating a URL to access a recruiting class ranking reminded me of this story for some reason. Not sure why.
Back when I was a young teen boy with exquisite hips, my best friend was from a super conservative christian family that repressed him pretty heavily. This was back when some TVs (especially those belonging to us pours) still had a knob to tune the channels and another knob for picture calibration.
One night, I'm over at his place while his parents are gone, and he's all excited to show me this new thing that he discovered. He changes the channel to Cinemax--which no way his parents were paying for, so it's all scrambled in fuzz--and he starts turning the picture adjustment knob.
And turns.
And turns.
And turns.
And like five minutes later, holy shit, there's boobs. And ass. And then more softcore actors fucking. The picture wasn't perfect, and every once in a while it would jump in and out of being scrambled, but it was totally watchable for repressed 13 year old horndogs before internet porn was invented.
And it was also the most pathetic thing I've ever contemplated: I'm not exaggerating on the five minutes of knob turning. In one direction. How long must he have fucked with that thing before landing on that secret? How desperate was this kid for a little half-scrambled softcore porn?
Anyway, manipulating a URL to access a recruiting class ranking reminded me of this story for some reason. Not sure why.
Comments
the punter thing...are you just saying that as a joke or do you think there's something there?
Not joke for me in regards to he sucks as a punter.
Consider the source(s). The same "sky is falling" crew is the same non-athlete albino crew that started the Savell bologna, the Garbers and Dick Newton trashing, and fellate the same two UW "sources."
Also, the lack of chins from the race-baiting and non-donating crew is duly noted.
I am shocked BDTW.com self-immolated. Shocked I tell you.
I see you fags.
Bump.
Fall camp is still a week and a half from being over, and the class is essentially full. The coaches have locked up everything except for the last few guys to full court press.
Oregon has had 6 months of hype about how amazing their class is, and here we stand in August with a better class with the same commitment number despite a punter dragging us down.
Banks will be closed by the end of September. All out offensive on Carlton. Take Overman because you need the numbers in the TE.
Then last, but most importantly, close out Sav'ell Smalls in February after an amazing season where he sees this is where he can win and that he is the missing piece.
This ends up as a top 15 class despite the panic button mashing in May.
I know this won't Get Your Minds Right and you'll melt down next year too. So I'll be sure to bump it again next spring when everyone is committing hara-kiri because it's been a slow start.
I can't bring myself to believe Korey Foreman will choose us over Clemson next year, but I'll keep praying on it every night.
But just so we are clear, after a long bloody summer and early fall in a fight to the death with the elite of college football trying to invade our lands and pillage our talent, next year we have a top 5 class with Huard, JTT, Emeka, Alexander, Latu, Prentice, Motavao, and maybe even Troy Franklin but maybe not if Urban is hired so likely Tinae.
I hope after these last two bumps, you're all understanding what we are in for and are ready for the carnage ahead.
Oh and.....
Who are we if we don’t mock the dumb opinions of our peers?
When I go there it is the list that shows us at 16, but I like this version much better. I know one version is the composite and one is something else, but I don't see the link that lets me switch between them.
Apparently you just go to the ‘team rankings’ then delete ‘composite’ from the url and hit enter. Should take care of it.
gunt.
One night, I'm over at his place while his parents are gone, and he's all excited to show me this new thing that he discovered. He changes the channel to Cinemax--which no way his parents were paying for, so it's all scrambled in fuzz--and he starts turning the picture adjustment knob.
And turns.
And turns.
And turns.
And like five minutes later, holy shit, there's boobs. And ass. And then more softcore actors fucking. The picture wasn't perfect, and every once in a while it would jump in and out of being scrambled, but it was totally watchable for repressed 13 year old horndogs before internet porn was invented.
And it was also the most pathetic thing I've ever contemplated: I'm not exaggerating on the five minutes of knob turning. In one direction. How long must he have fucked with that thing before landing on that secret? How desperate was this kid for a little half-scrambled softcore porn?
Anyway, manipulating a URL to access a recruiting class ranking reminded me of this story for some reason. Not sure why.
Snitches get stitches.