10,000

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I’m closing in on 10,000 poasts. How should I celebrate? Do chinvite my 2 dads over to mom’s basement or do I bring mom to their house? This is a chinteresting dilemma.

Mad_Son

Make sure to chinvite pulpy and your partner

DerekJohnson

You should Periscope the whole thing as you make your post.

PurpleBaze

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I’m closing in on 10,000 poasts. How should I celebrate? Do chinvite my 2 dads over to mom’s basement or do I bring mom to their house? This is a chinteresting dilemma.

Glad to see your "thanks taft" post-padding method is finally going to pay off.

HillsboroDuck

PurpleBaze said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I’m closing in on 10,000 poasts. How should I celebrate? Do chinvite my 2 dads over to mom’s basement or do I bring mom to their house? This is a chinteresting dilemma.

Glad to see your "thanks taft" post-padding method is finally going to pay off.

HRYK.

If @CFetters_Nacho_Lover's 10,000 poast isn't a "Thanks Taft" with a citrus imbed he's doing it wrong.

Swaye

PurpleBaze said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I’m closing in on 10,000 poasts. How should I celebrate? Do chinvite my 2 dads over to mom’s basement or do I bring mom to their house? This is a chinteresting dilemma.

Glad to see your "thanks taft" post-padding method is finally going to pay off.

I thought you died. Glad you haven't done anything terroristy yet.

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I’m closing in on 10,000 poasts. How should I celebrate? Do chinvite my 2 dads over to mom’s basement or do I bring mom to their house? This is a chinteresting dilemma.

Glad to see your "thanks taft" post-padding method is finally going to pay off.

I thought you died. Glad you haven't done anything terroristy yet.

I laffed.

No, I'm too much of a pussy to do terroristy things. I don't believe in anything strongly enough to sacrifice myself for.

I was going through 5 weeks of intense training to become the driver of the garbage truck. Before, I was the guy in the right seat who actually picked up the garbage cans on the curb and dumped their contents in the the truck. Now, I get to drive the thing. The job is in some ways easier and I get a big pay bump.

HuskyJW

Quit at 9,999

Swaye

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I’m closing in on 10,000 poasts. How should I celebrate? Do chinvite my 2 dads over to mom’s basement or do I bring mom to their house? This is a chinteresting dilemma.

Glad to see your "thanks taft" post-padding method is finally going to pay off.

I thought you died. Glad you haven't done anything terroristy yet.

I laffed.

No, I'm too much of a pussy to do terroristy things. I don't believe in anything strongly enough to sacrifice myself for.

I was going through 5 weeks of intense training to become the driver of the garbage truck. Before, I was the guy in the right seat who actually picked up the garbage cans on the curb and dumped their contents in the the truck. Now, I get to drive the thing. The job is in some ways easier and I get a big pay bump.

Fuck yeah playa.

Ice_Holmvik

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I’m closing in on 10,000 poasts. How should I celebrate? Do chinvite my 2 dads over to mom’s basement or do I bring mom to their house? This is a chinteresting dilemma.

Glad to see your "thanks taft" post-padding method is finally going to pay off.

I thought you died. Glad you haven't done anything terroristy yet.

I laffed.

No, I'm too much of a pussy to do terroristy things. I don't believe in anything strongly enough to sacrifice myself for.

I was going through 5 weeks of intense training to become the driver of the garbage truck. Before, I was the guy in the right seat who actually picked up the garbage cans on the curb and dumped their contents in the the truck. Now, I get to drive the thing. The job is in some ways easier and I get a big pay bump.

Can you give me a good reference for that sweet position you previously held?

RaceBannon

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I’m closing in on 10,000 poasts. How should I celebrate? Do chinvite my 2 dads over to mom’s basement or do I bring mom to their house? This is a chinteresting dilemma.

Glad to see your "thanks taft" post-padding method is finally going to pay off.

I thought you died. Glad you haven't done anything terroristy yet.

I laffed.

No, I'm too much of a pussy to do terroristy things. I don't believe in anything strongly enough to sacrifice myself for.

I was going through 5 weeks of intense training to become the driver of the garbage truck. Before, I was the guy in the right seat who actually picked up the garbage cans on the curb and dumped their contents in the the truck. Now, I get to drive the thing. The job is in some ways easier and I get a big pay bump.

You don't have the single man trucks that use a mechanical arm?

One of my early jobs was as a garbage man in Broken Arrow. I was the third man. I ran behind the truck

PurpleBaze

RaceBannon said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I’m closing in on 10,000 poasts. How should I celebrate? Do chinvite my 2 dads over to mom’s basement or do I bring mom to their house? This is a chinteresting dilemma.

Glad to see your "thanks taft" post-padding method is finally going to pay off.

I thought you died. Glad you haven't done anything terroristy yet.

I laffed.

No, I'm too much of a pussy to do terroristy things. I don't believe in anything strongly enough to sacrifice myself for.

I was going through 5 weeks of intense training to become the driver of the garbage truck. Before, I was the guy in the right seat who actually picked up the garbage cans on the curb and dumped their contents in the the truck. Now, I get to drive the thing. The job is in some ways easier and I get a big pay bump.

You don't have the single man trucks that use a mechanical arm?

One of my early jobs was as a garbage man in Broken Arrow. I was the third man. I ran behind the truck

The agency I work for is pour. No mechanical arm trucks.

I'm dealing with old technology.

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleBaze said:

RaceBannon said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I’m closing in on 10,000 poasts. How should I celebrate? Do chinvite my 2 dads over to mom’s basement or do I bring mom to their house? This is a chinteresting dilemma.

Glad to see your "thanks taft" post-padding method is finally going to pay off.

I thought you died. Glad you haven't done anything terroristy yet.

I laffed.

No, I'm too much of a pussy to do terroristy things. I don't believe in anything strongly enough to sacrifice myself for.

I was going through 5 weeks of intense training to become the driver of the garbage truck. Before, I was the guy in the right seat who actually picked up the garbage cans on the curb and dumped their contents in the the truck. Now, I get to drive the thing. The job is in some ways easier and I get a big pay bump.

You don't have the single man trucks that use a mechanical arm?

One of my early jobs was as a garbage man in Broken Arrow. I was the third man. I ran behind the truck

The agency I work for is pour. No mechanical arm trucks.

I'm dealing with old technology.

I hope your truck's cruise control is in proper working condition.

PurpleBaze

GrundleStiltzkin said:

PurpleBaze said:

RaceBannon said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I’m closing in on 10,000 poasts. How should I celebrate? Do chinvite my 2 dads over to mom’s basement or do I bring mom to their house? This is a chinteresting dilemma.

Glad to see your "thanks taft" post-padding method is finally going to pay off.

I thought you died. Glad you haven't done anything terroristy yet.

I laffed.

No, I'm too much of a pussy to do terroristy things. I don't believe in anything strongly enough to sacrifice myself for.

I was going through 5 weeks of intense training to become the driver of the garbage truck. Before, I was the guy in the right seat who actually picked up the garbage cans on the curb and dumped their contents in the the truck. Now, I get to drive the thing. The job is in some ways easier and I get a big pay bump.

You don't have the single man trucks that use a mechanical arm?

One of my early jobs was as a garbage man in Broken Arrow. I was the third man. I ran behind the truck

The agency I work for is pour. No mechanical arm trucks.

I'm dealing with old technology.

I hope your truck's cruise control is in proper working condition.

Yes, it is. We've also been very well-trained on how to quickly cut out the cruise control if it malfunctions.

YellowSnow

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I’m closing in on 10,000 poasts. How should I celebrate? Do chinvite my 2 dads over to mom’s basement or do I bring mom to their house? This is a chinteresting dilemma.

Glad to see your "thanks taft" post-padding method is finally going to pay off.

I thought you died. Glad you haven't done anything terroristy yet.

I laffed.

No, I'm too much of a pussy to do terroristy things. I don't believe in anything strongly enough to sacrifice myself for.

I was going through 5 weeks of intense training to become the driver of the garbage truck. Before, I was the guy in the right seat who actually picked up the garbage cans on the curb and dumped their contents in the the truck. Now, I get to drive the thing. The job is in some ways easier and I get a big pay bump.

HuskyJW

I haven't received a garbage bill in maybe a year....they keep picking it up though. I don't even want to logon to the system now.

Swaye

HuskyJW said:

I haven't received a garbage bill in maybe a year....they keep picking it up though. I don't even want to logon to the system now.

When they hit you with the 3 year bill one day you are going to have to sell a kidney.

CuntWaffle

By killing yourself

HuskyJW

Swaye said:

HuskyJW said:

I haven't received a garbage bill in maybe a year....they keep picking it up though. I don't even want to logon to the system now.

When they hit you with the 3 year bill one day you are going to have to sell a kidney.

That's the point I do my best Yakov Smirnoff impersonation and say "I cancelled long ago....."

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Thanks everyone for the great suggestions but you made things harder because now I have to choose one of these ideas. Except for killing myself. If I didn’t kill myself during Browning’s time as QB, why would I do so now when things are looking better?

pawz

PurpleBaze said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

PurpleBaze said:

RaceBannon said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I’m closing in on 10,000 poasts. How should I celebrate? Do chinvite my 2 dads over to mom’s basement or do I bring mom to their house? This is a chinteresting dilemma.

Glad to see your "thanks taft" post-padding method is finally going to pay off.

I thought you died. Glad you haven't done anything terroristy yet.

I laffed.

No, I'm too much of a pussy to do terroristy things. I don't believe in anything strongly enough to sacrifice myself for.

I was going through 5 weeks of intense training to become the driver of the garbage truck. Before, I was the guy in the right seat who actually picked up the garbage cans on the curb and dumped their contents in the the truck. Now, I get to drive the thing. The job is in some ways easier and I get a big pay bump.

You don't have the single man trucks that use a mechanical arm?

One of my early jobs was as a garbage man in Broken Arrow. I was the third man. I ran behind the truck

The agency I work for is pour. No mechanical arm trucks.

I'm dealing with old technology.

I hope your truck's cruise control is in proper working condition.

Yes, it is. We've also been very well-trained on how to quickly cut out the cruise control if it malfunctions.

Wait. Prius makes garbage trucks?

Or do you find prius' in the garbage?



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