Old man
I look outside and 6 teens are sitting on my front lawn.
I open the door
Who rang the doorbell
No comment
WHO RANG THE DOORBELL
They get up and start leaving
WHO RANG THE DOORBELL. Do it again and I'll kick your ass
One of them flips me off as they start RUNNING away.
I said - I'll fight all 6 of you at once if you think it will be fair. No answer
Why so angry Race?
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13 year old girls are like that though.
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Not once did you say "Get off my lawn!"??? Really?RaceBannon said:So I'm sitting here in the palatial home office when the doorbell rings which sets the dog off.
I look outside and 6 teens are sitting on my front lawn.
I open the door
Who rang the doorbell
No comment
WHO RANG THE DOORBELL
They get up and start leaving
WHO RANG THE DOORBELL. Do it again and I'll kick your ass
One of them flips me off as they start RUNNING away.
I said - I'll fight all 6 of you at once if you think it will be fair. No answer
Why so angry Race? -
And they were wearing MAGA hats...
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If you think I'd fight 6 teen age girls you're crazyHHusky said:13 year old girls are like that though.
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I assumed you were bluffing.RaceBannon said:
If you think I'd fight 6 teen age girls you're crazyHHusky said:13 year old girls are like that though.
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That’s what I thoughtRaceBannon said:
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You have a personal Green New Deal too?
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It's
#MyTruthYellowSnow said:You have a personal Green New Deal too?
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Can't wait for the next chapter in Old Man Defends His Castle when our protagonist has a heart attack on his front porch while 6 teens pelt him with eggs.RaceBannon said:So I'm sitting here in the palatial home office when the doorbell rings which sets the dog off.
I look outside and 6 teens are sitting on my front lawn.
I open the door
Who rang the doorbell
No comment
WHO RANG THE DOORBELL
They get up and start leaving
WHO RANG THE DOORBELL. Do it again and I'll kick your ass
One of them flips me off as they start RUNNING away.
I said - I'll fight all 6 of you at once if you think it will be fair. No answer
Why so angry Race? -
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Kids today are pussies. Back in the day, we'd have been plotting against you already, and tonight, your mail box would be kissing the world goodbye.
If the surveillance tools today existed back when I was a kid, I'd probably still be in jail.
You might want to think about getting one of those Nest cameras for the front of your house in case the little shitbirds come back. -
There are still burn marks all over the street I grew up on from me dousing shit in gasoline and lighting it on fire in the middle of the street. We used to fill up pop cans with lighter fluid and play flaming kick the can as well as shove fireworks up drainage pipes.dflea said:Kids today are pussies. Back in the day, we'd have been plotting against you already, and tonight, your mail box would be kissing the world goodbye.
If the surveillance tools today existed back when I was a kid, I'd probably still be in jail.
You might want to think about getting one of those Nest cameras for the front of your house in case the little shitbirds come back. -
This is true. We wouldn't have run eitherdflea said:Kids today are pussies. Back in the day, we'd have been plotting against you already, and tonight, your mail box would be kissing the world goodbye.
If the surveillance tools today existed back when I was a kid, I'd probably still be in jail.
You might want to think about getting one of those Nest cameras for the front of your house in case the little shitbirds come back.
Mailboxes are now a block away on a pedestal.
I do have signs saying I have cameras -
Get off my lawn!
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Having a sign that says you have security is just as good as actually having it. Dad stopped paying after a few months and just left the security signs out. It worked except for the times it didn't.
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Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.Sledog said:Get off my lawn!
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Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!YellowSnow said:
Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.Sledog said:Get off my lawn!
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Do kids today even make spray paint flamethrowers?
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DeadbeatfsSledog said:
Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!YellowSnow said:
Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.Sledog said:Get off my lawn!
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Get off my lawn!
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If they're dead I only bet them if I'm REALLY pissed.BennyBeaver said: -
Well I’ll be damned. The shit one learns here. I knew there was an M-1 Carbine. Didn’t know there was a stubby regular M-1 for tank guys. Reminds one of the Lee Enfield Mark IV Jungle Carbine.Sledog said:
Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!YellowSnow said:
Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.Sledog said:Get off my lawn!
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None were actually fielded only prototypes were built. The war ended before that happened. They were all made by gunsmiths after the war on surplus M-1's. I have two and I really like them better than the standard M-1.YellowSnow said:
Well I’ll be damned. The shit one learns here. I knew there was an M-1 Carbine. Didn’t know there was a stubby regular M-1 for tank guys. Reminds one of the Lee Enfield Mark IV Jungle Carbine.Sledog said:
Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!YellowSnow said:
Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.Sledog said:Get off my lawn!
I have a Jungle Carbine and M1 carbines as well. Oldies but goodies! All those dead people can't be wrong. -
If I ever live out the dream of getting a @PurpleThrobber guns and religion compound I will be getting a M-1 and one of the classic military bolt rifles. My wife hates neighbors so it may happen.Sledog said:
None were actually fielded only prototypes were built. The war ended before that happened. They were all made by gunsmiths after the war on surplus M-1's. I have two and I really like them better than the standard M-1.YellowSnow said:
Well I’ll be damned. The shit one learns here. I knew there was an M-1 Carbine. Didn’t know there was a stubby regular M-1 for tank guys. Reminds one of the Lee Enfield Mark IV Jungle Carbine.Sledog said:
Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!YellowSnow said:
Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.Sledog said:Get off my lawn!
I have a Jungle Carbine and M1 carbines as well. Oldies but goodies! All those dead people can't be wrong. -
Dead Beats by RaceBennyBeaver said: -
Me and the @PurpleThrobber are living the life!YellowSnow said:
If I ever live out the dream of getting a @PurpleThrobber guns and religion compound I will be getting a M-1 and one of the classic military bolt rifles. My wife hates neighbors so it may happen.Sledog said:
None were actually fielded only prototypes were built. The war ended before that happened. They were all made by gunsmiths after the war on surplus M-1's. I have two and I really like them better than the standard M-1.YellowSnow said:
Well I’ll be damned. The shit one learns here. I knew there was an M-1 Carbine. Didn’t know there was a stubby regular M-1 for tank guys. Reminds one of the Lee Enfield Mark IV Jungle Carbine.Sledog said:
Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!YellowSnow said:
Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.Sledog said:Get off my lawn!
I have a Jungle Carbine and M1 carbines as well. Oldies but goodies! All those dead people can't be wrong. -
The Freeloader Life.Sledog said:
Me and the @PurpleThrobber are living the life!YellowSnow said:
If I ever live out the dream of getting a @PurpleThrobber guns and religion compound I will be getting a M-1 and one of the classic military bolt rifles. My wife hates neighbors so it may happen.Sledog said:
None were actually fielded only prototypes were built. The war ended before that happened. They were all made by gunsmiths after the war on surplus M-1's. I have two and I really like them better than the standard M-1.YellowSnow said:
Well I’ll be damned. The shit one learns here. I knew there was an M-1 Carbine. Didn’t know there was a stubby regular M-1 for tank guys. Reminds one of the Lee Enfield Mark IV Jungle Carbine.Sledog said:
Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!YellowSnow said:
Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.Sledog said:Get off my lawn!
I have a Jungle Carbine and M1 carbines as well. Oldies but goodies! All those dead people can't be wrong.
Congrats you old, poor fuck. -
Actual picture of the hoodlums Race plans to beat up. The one that flipped the finger already ran away. He was wearing an Antifa shirt.
