Eason ranked #3

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

DawgFader said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

It makes you wonder if they’ve ever watched football.

Okay - motherfucker - let’s recap... Jake Browning choked the life out of everyone associated with UW football like a suburban boa constrictor in a weed haze for fucking four painful years —HIS FIRST GAME I DESTROYED MY OWN TV AND IT NEVER GOT BETTER—

He was QB equivalent to when a hot chick gets a pixie cut. It’s like - it’s kind of cute for a second... but enough. Let’s go with what works...

Jake had like 8 quarters of good football in his CAREER.

He’s fat and has a shit arm.

Christ.

The fuck is a pixie cut?

Wood x3

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

dirtysouwfdawg said:

DawgWagonDan said:

People forget that Brigitte pulled it off for numerous years rather easily before she got old and leathery...

Old and leathery? You’ve never lived until you’ve felt old and leathery.

Count me in!

Old and leathery is one of the reasons for lube.

HillsboroDuck

DawgFader said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

It makes you wonder if they’ve ever watched football.

Okay - motherfucker - let’s recap... Jake Browning choked the life out of everyone associated with UW football like a suburban boa constrictor in a weed haze for fucking four painful years —HIS FIRST GAME I DESTROYED MY OWN TV AND IT NEVER GOT BETTER—

He was QB equivalent to when a hot chick gets a pixie cut. It’s like - it’s kind of cute for a second... but enough. Let’s go with what works...

Jake had like 8 quarters of good football in his CAREER.

He’s fat and has a shit arm.

Christ.

The fuck is a pixie cut?

LEARN TO POAST A PIXIE CUT YOU IDIOT! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Meek

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

DawgWagonDan said:

People forget that Brigitte pulled it off for numerous years rather easily before she got old and leathery...

Old and leathery? You’ve never lived until you’ve felt old and leathery.

Count me in!

Old and leathery is one of the reasons for lube.

jesus christ you guys should just beat off into a baseball mitt if you're into old and leathery.

HillsboroDuck

Meek said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

DawgWagonDan said:

People forget that Brigitte pulled it off for numerous years rather easily before she got old and leathery...

Old and leathery? You’ve never lived until you’ve felt old and leathery.

Count me in!

Old and leathery is one of the reasons for lube.

jesus christ you guys should just beat off into a baseball mitt if you're into old and leathery.

I came