It makes you wonder if they’ve ever watched football.
Okay - motherfucker - let’s recap... Jake Browning choked the life out of everyone associated with UW football like a suburban boa constrictor in a weed haze for fucking four painful years —HIS FIRST GAME I DESTROYED MY OWN TV AND IT NEVER GOT BETTER—
He was QB equivalent to when a hot chick gets a pixie cut. It’s like - it’s kind of cute for a second... but enough. Let’s go with what works...
Jake had like 8 quarters of good football in his CAREER.
It makes you wonder if they’ve ever watched football.
Okay - motherfucker - let’s recap... Jake Browning choked the life out of everyone associated with UW football like a suburban boa constrictor in a weed haze for fucking four painful years —HIS FIRST GAME I DESTROYED MY OWN TV AND IT NEVER GOT BETTER—
He was QB equivalent to when a hot chick gets a pixie cut. It’s like - it’s kind of cute for a second... but enough. Let’s go with what works...
Jake had like 8 quarters of good football in his CAREER.
He’s fat and has a shit arm.
Christ.
The fuck is a pixie cut?
LEARN TO POAST A PIXIE CUT YOU IDIOT! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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