RE: the pixie cut - I had one...once. Got it after a particularly bad breakup because that’s how lots of us lady folk like to cope with heartache...make drastic changes to our hair.
One guy I knew (who I eventually ended up dating), saw my new look the following day. All the color drained from his face and he simply said, “oh Doog_de_Jour, NO.”
That pissed me off, and I doubled down by putting a bunch of product in my hair to make it spiked (REMEMBER I WAS IN DEEP EMOTIONAL PAIN!), so I ended up looking super butch.
Several days later some employee at the HUB called me “sir”. I told my guy aquatintance about this and how I was going to grow my hair out. He said, “oh thank God.” When my hair reached shoulder length again, he finally asked me out.
CSB.
Truth...your friend knows whats up.
Yeah, it was not one of my better looks. My smartass brother said I looked like Gozer from “Ghostbusters”.
RE: the pixie cut - I had one...once. Got it after a particularly bad breakup because that’s how lots of us lady folk like to cope with heartache...make drastic changes to our hair.
One guy I knew (who I eventually ended up dating), saw my new look the following day. All the color drained from his face and he simply said, “oh Doog_de_Jour, NO.”
That pissed me off, and I doubled down by putting a bunch of product in my hair to make it spiked (REMEMBER I WAS IN DEEP EMOTIONAL PAIN!), so I ended up looking super butch.
Several days later some employee at the HUB called me “sir”. I told my guy aquatintance about this and how I was going to grow my hair out. He said, “oh thank God.” When my hair reached shoulder length again, he finally asked me out.
CSB.
Truth...your friend knows whats up.
Yeah, it was not one of my better looks. My smartass brother said I looked like Gozer from “Ghostbusters”.
Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes
Hair stylists get bored. Instead of doing what looks 'good' they do 'cool stuff'.
The Pixie cut is the hairstyle equivalent to your coffee guy thinking that you want the fruity acidic micro-sourced pour-over from Ethiopia or whatever.
Hair stylists get bored. Instead of doing what looks 'good' they do 'cool stuff'.
The Pixie cut is the hairstyle equivalent to your coffee guy thinking that you want the fruity acidic micro-sourced pour-over from Ethiopia or whatever.
It's fucking bullshit by hair nerds.
So essentially the pixie cut is the IPA of the beautifaction world?
It makes you wonder if they’ve ever watched football.
Okay - motherfucker - let’s recap... Jake Browning choked the life out of everyone associated with UW football like a suburban boa constrictor in a weed haze for fucking four painful years —HIS FIRST GAME I DESTROYED MY OWN TV AND IT NEVER GOT BETTER—
He was QB equivalent to when a hot chick gets a pixie cut. It’s like - it’s kind of cute for a second... but enough. Let’s go with what works...
Jake had like 8 quarters of good football in his CAREER.
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The Pixie cut is the hairstyle equivalent to your coffee guy thinking that you want the fruity acidic micro-sourced pour-over from Ethiopia or whatever.
It's fucking bullshit by hair nerds.
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