He’s dead

MikeDamone

dflea said:

MikeDamone said:

dflea said:

MikeDamone said:

dflea said:

My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.

I have my fingers crossed that it doesn't decide to fuck me again.

I always suspected you were weak.

All I need is a little Humalog and maybe a candy bar to knock the fuck straight out of the likes of you, shit bird.

The docs told one of my dads I likely wouldn't live through my college years. They were probably used to dealing with pussies like you.

faggoty wink

I like people who don’t catch diabetes

Tell me about it.

I had a friend in school who needed to inject insulin. He’d give me his used syringes with the needle removed. They made a great stealth squirt gun. Cool story.

PurpleThrobber

Pitchfork51 said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Had a buddy who beat pancreatic cancer - but that motherfucker went down to like 115 pounds. It is a bitch and his probability was, like, in the 5% range. They did some crazy witch doctor shit back in Milwaukee and he beat it but holy christ.

Did they rub voodoo titties in his face

Damn...I see a business opportunity....

Doog_de_Jour

Jesus. Serious Ts and Ps. Fucking cancer.

In an effort to cheer myself up, I’m going to watch a couple Celebrity Jeopardy clips.

https://youtu.be/ImaYMoTi2g8

GrundleStiltzkin

BUCK FUTTER

HillsboroDuck

Did we already do an anal bum cover tourney or did I imagine that?

MikeDamone

GrundleStiltzkin said:

BUCK FUTTER

Paging @turdfergusondawg

Baseman

I’m intrigued of the Gene Rayburn possibility. When was the last time you made whoope?

MikeDamone

Baseman said:

I’m intrigued of the Gene Rayburn possibility. When was the last time you made whoope?

I like to confuse Match Game with the Newlywed Game. ILTDT

- Game Show Superiority Guy

RaceBannon

On our family vacation to Wally World we sat in on tapings of The Dating Game in the 60s

pawz

MikeDamone said:

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=0ahUKEwig_IDRxu7gAhUQIjQIHQJ6DKAQzPwBCAM&url=https://www.tmz.com/2019/03/06/alex-trebek-pancreatic-cancer-stage-four-jeopardy-retiring/&psig=AOvVaw2fSG412-Jz-AirHyPpRgnB&ust=1551997303578375

I clicked on this thread fucko hoping it was about one of the #HondoBros. Perhaps THE HondoFuckingStupid.

No abundance. Just disappointment.

Southerndawg

MikeDamone said:

Baseman said:

I’m intrigued of the Gene Rayburn possibility. When was the last time you made whoope?

I like to confuse Match Game with the Newlywed Game. ILTDT

- Game Show Superiority Guy

Bob Eubanks thanks you for your support. He’s tanned rested and ready to get back in the game.

PurpleThrobber

Southerndawg said:

MikeDamone said:

Baseman said:

I’m intrigued of the Gene Rayburn possibility. When was the last time you made whoope?

I like to confuse Match Game with the Newlywed Game. ILTDT

- Game Show Superiority Guy

Bob Eubanks thanks you for your support. He’s tanned rested and ready to get back in the game.

Chuck Woollery will be there in two and two.