He’s dead

MikeDamone

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=0ahUKEwig_IDRxu7gAhUQIjQIHQJ6DKAQzPwBCAM&url=https://www.tmz.com/2019/03/06/alex-trebek-pancreatic-cancer-stage-four-jeopardy-retiring/&psig=AOvVaw2fSG412-Jz-AirHyPpRgnB&ust=1551997303578375

HillsboroDuck

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1103419940269371394

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1103420313688260610

UWhuskytskeet

1% five-year survival rate. Shit is fucked.

RaceBannon

The Doctor's office for 500


A - You're fucked


Q - What did my doctor tell me?

MikeDamone

Is Gene Rayburn available?

DerekJohnson

When my sister was stage 4, she went downhill very quickly after that.

PurpleThrobber

Had a buddy who beat pancreatic cancer - but that motherfucker went down to like 115 pounds. It is a bitch and his probability was, like, in the 5% range. They did some crazy witch doctor shit back in Milwaukee and he beat it but holy christ.

Pitchfork51

PurpleThrobber said:

Had a buddy who beat pancreatic cancer - but that motherfucker went down to like 115 pounds. It is a bitch and his probability was, like, in the 5% range. They did some crazy witch doctor shit back in Milwaukee and he beat it but holy christ.

Did they rub voodoo titties in his face

ramenduck

I came for the headline. I’m staying for the jokes.

MikeDamone

ramenduck said:

I came for the headline. I’m staying for the jokes.

Derek really lightened the mood....

Southerndawg

MikeDamone said:

ramenduck said:

I came for the headline. I’m staying for the jokes.

Derek really lightened the mood....

The reality of cancer will do that. It’s terrible.

MikeDamone

Southerndawg said:

MikeDamone said:

ramenduck said:

I came for the headline. I’m staying for the jokes.

Derek really lightened the mood....

The reality of cancer will do that. It’s terrible.

I can only think of about 8 people I wish it on. It’s that’s bad.

dflea

My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.

I have my fingers crossed that it doesn't decide to fuck me again.

ramenduck

dflea said:

My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.

I have my fingers crossed that it doesn't decide to fuck me again.

Swap “pancreas” for “wife” and what you’d have is a really fucked up story.

Seriously though, stay safe.

Southerndawg

MikeDamone said:

Southerndawg said:

MikeDamone said:

ramenduck said:

I came for the headline. I’m staying for the jokes.

Derek really lightened the mood....

The reality of cancer will do that. It’s terrible.

I can only think of about 8 people I wish it on. It’s that’s bad.

Touche. That made me laugh for real. Fucking degenerates in here. Gotta love it.

Southerndawg

dflea said:

My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.

I have my fingers crossed that it doesn't decide to fuck me again.

Diabetes I assume?

dflea

Southerndawg said:

dflea said:

My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.

I have my fingers crossed that it doesn't decide to fuck me again.

Diabetes I assume?

Affirmative. I'm an insulin junkie.

MikeDamone

dflea said:

My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.

I have my fingers crossed that it doesn't decide to fuck me again.

I always suspected you were weak.

dflea

MikeDamone said:

dflea said:

My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.

I have my fingers crossed that it doesn't decide to fuck me again.

I always suspected you were weak.

All I need is a little Humalog and maybe a candy bar to knock the fuck straight out of the likes of you, shit bird.

The docs told one of my dads I likely wouldn't live through my college years. They were probably used to dealing with pussies like you.

faggoty wink

MikeDamone

dflea said:

MikeDamone said:

dflea said:

My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.

I have my fingers crossed that it doesn't decide to fuck me again.

I always suspected you were weak.

All I need is a little Humalog and maybe a candy bar to knock the fuck straight out of the likes of you, shit bird.

The docs told one of my dads I likely wouldn't live through my college years. They were probably used to dealing with pussies like you.

faggoty wink

I like people who don’t catch diabetes

dflea

MikeDamone said:

dflea said:

MikeDamone said:

dflea said:

My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.

I have my fingers crossed that it doesn't decide to fuck me again.

I always suspected you were weak.

All I need is a little Humalog and maybe a candy bar to knock the fuck straight out of the likes of you, shit bird.

The docs told one of my dads I likely wouldn't live through my college years. They were probably used to dealing with pussies like you.

faggoty wink

I like people who don’t catch diabetes

Tell me about it.