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Signing day special: 10 Questions with Mr. Excitement himself Junior Adams - new WR coach at UW

Dennis_DeYoung
Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
Q1. Are you currently asleep or just really stoned? Or just you like to keep the motor revved really low?
A1. Hahaha man, nah.

Q2. You look like you could develop moobs to go with fellow offensive Moobers and Shakers Boner and Paop. Do you think you, Bush or Huff will get Moobs faster?
A2. Ah man. haha

Q3. So, you had to dive right in and get all over Kyle Ford and Puka Nacua! An electric race to the finish to bring in your first big time recruit. How was that?
Q3. I didn't really take lead on that.

Q4. Does your relationship with Joey Thomas make you ideal for this position?
A4. Ha, I dunno.

Q5. So you get fired from WKU for having a shitty offense, then you get demoted and have to scround for a job at App State, then you end up at a top-10 program, how awesome is it that Pete is really afraid to get outside of the Boise-zone?
A5. Haha man, yeah.

Q6. Is your entire personality liking vintage Jordans or is there more?
A6. Hahaha, man.

Q7. Do you suspect you will be able to stay awake through recruiting Johnny Wilson, Jalen McMillan and Joshua Jackson? Or are you just going to go to their houses, eat a bowl of cereal and fall asleep on their couches like it appears you will?
A7. Hahaha man, that's messed up. haha.

Q8. So, do you think shaving bumps is your look or you are just the kind of guy that makes a lot of money and doesn't care?
A8. Man... haha.

Q9. Is App State a big-time program as was claimed on dawgman?
A9. Most definitely, yeah.

Q10. Final question Junior - please give half your salary to Joey Thomas, ok?
A10. Hahahaha.
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Comments

  • Domicillo
    Domicillo Member Posts: 3,025
    I heard recruiting is just like shaving regularly...
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,084

    I don’t want Dennis to scream at me but I feel like this might be a slight over reaction for a guy who started at UW like 3 weeks ago.

    JFC, you’re so fucking stupid. Doogs like you will always make this program mediocre. We finally get it right but we still get it wrong.

    DIAFF


    How’d I do? @Dennis_DeYoung
    I forgot the CAPS, how the fuck did I forget the fucking caps. JFC
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,671 Swaye's Wigwam
    I don't know if this was warranted or not, but it's still funny as fuck.
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,084

    Damn. You really typed all that out?

    After 5 paper planes, I’m sure it seemed like a good idea.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

    Damn. You really typed all that out?

    It's a part of my 6 month long grieving process for his hire.
  • Domicillo
    Domicillo Member Posts: 3,025
    edited February 2019

    Damn. You really typed all that out?

    It's a part of my 6 month long grieving process for his hire.
    Just in time to dive back into the darkness after Jalen McMillan commits to ND in July
  • HillsboroDuck
    HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186

    The more Dennis shits on him the more confident I get in the hire. Dennis hated Malloe and Huff and loved Lubick. I feel good. More poasts like this please!

    I am letting my hatred pour for this very reason, but I will warn you... I loved the Ikaika hire; I was a big Ikaika guy. Just didn’t love him getting his lunch money stolen by Nansen.

    Huff I fucking hated, but somehow Junior seems worse.

    And in full and total fairness to myself - Lubick didn’t start to be worthless until he got passed over for OC. He got us Dev, Trey and Yankoff.

    Still - I need to make sure the universe hears my hatred so it can mock me.
    I knew you loved Ikaika at first but it didn’t fit my narrative
  • RealRhino
    RealRhino Member Posts: 615
    You know how whenever a college coach is being considered by an NFL team they always wonder whether the guys “Rah-rah college” shtick is going to work in the pros? I think we have the least fucking rah-rah of any staff in college.


  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    RealRhino said:

    You know how whenever a college coach is being considered by an NFL team they always wonder whether the guys “Rah-rah college” shtick is going to work in the pros? I think we have the least fucking rah-rah of any staff in college.


    While you were writing this Junior Adams was asleep on his feet.
  • NorwegianHusky
    NorwegianHusky Member Posts: 3,425
    Swaye said:

    RealRhino said:

    You know how whenever a college coach is being considered by an NFL team they always wonder whether the guys “Rah-rah college” shtick is going to work in the pros? I think we have the least fucking rah-rah of any staff in college.


    While you were writing this Junior Adams was asleep on his feet.
    The trick is that he's actually always asleep.
    Maybe he is part shark. Ever think of that?
    If anyone on the coaching staff has lifeless eyes and a taste for flesh it's definitely Bob Gregory.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,506

    Junior Adams is asleep is the heir apparent to Ikiaka Malloe doesnt speak English

    If it has the same effect then I have done my service. If not I’ll say I was always right.

    EWIWBI
    You also need to pick a candidate from the class for this year's BBK/Harris rant. It has had the same effect.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,506

    Junior Adams is asleep is the heir apparent to Ikiaka Malloe doesnt speak English

    If it has the same effect then I have done my service. If not I’ll say I was always right.

    EWIWBI
    You also need to pick a candidate from the class for this year's BBK/Harris rant. It has had the same effect.
    Tuff to find the way we are leveling up. Best guess would be Dylan Morris but he's never going to play. Taj Davis would be the best candidate from there. Dennis doesn't hate him but he does hate the WR class, of which Davis is the sole member.
    I would guess Miki Ah You
  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326

    Junior Adams is asleep is the heir apparent to Ikiaka Malloe doesnt speak English

    If it has the same effect then I have done my service. If not I’ll say I was always right.

    EWIWBI
    You also need to pick a candidate from the class for this year's BBK/Harris rant. It has had the same effect.
    Tuff to find the way we are leveling up. Best guess would be Dylan Morris but he's never going to play. Taj Davis would be the best candidate from there. Dennis doesn't hate him but he does hate the WR class, of which Davis is the sole member.
    I would guess Miki Ah You
    Except Ah You is probably the worst LB in the class. And he's a solid 3-star player. it's really hard to bitch about him as your worst LB, I can see a rant about him if it was 2016 and he was our best LB tho.

    I have a really hard time bitching about anyone that we took in this class. Had we taken Patterson he probably would have taken that heat though.