R.I.P. BigErn

GaryFromTeenMom

We hardly knew ye.

"Wow. Kim 1984 Grinolds has entered the building. How dare someone say something even slightly negative about O Glorious Biggins on this extremely important internet thread. The world is watching and we can't have the people see that."

He is about to be erased from Dawgman existence.

Swaye

@CallMeBigErn I have never been more proud.

HillsboroDuck

Erned the IP ban IMO.

Bigly.

BEDWDM.cA

CallMeBigErn

How my comment has lasted 20 minutes, I'll never know.

GaryFromTeenMom

CallMeBigErn said:

How my comment has lasted 20 minutes, I'll never know.

During peak hours such as signing day, Kim ups his hours on his time card. He works every 5 minutes on the hour every hour, so you can expect immediate action to be taken on his next shift in about 37 minutes.

CallMeBigErn

I remember the exact time and place I realized Kim was a bitch. I was cleaning my dad's moldy deck out in East Redmond, listening to a Dawgman podcast, when I heard Kim ask Cam Davis if he liked pie or cake more, as if Davis was 4 years old. I'm still vomiting to this day. I'll never forget that moment.

backthepack

CallMeBigErn said:

I remember the exact time and place I realized Kim was a bitch. I was cleaning my dad's moldy deck out in East Redmond, listening to a Dawgman podcast, when I heard Kim ask Cam Davis if he liked pie or cake more, as if Davis was 4 years old. I'm still vomiting to this day. I'll never forget that moment.

You hadn’t figure out he the drippiest of drippy cunts before that?

I never subscribed there and I could tell he was a fucking fairy.

HillsboroDuck

CallMeBigErn said:

I remember the exact time and place I realized Kim was a bitch. I was cleaning my dad's moldy deck out in East Redmond, listening to a Dawgman podcast, when I heard Kim ask Cam Davis if he liked pie or cake more, as if Davis was 4 years old. I'm still vomiting to this day. I'll never forget that moment.

@Mooser42!!! True???

GaryFromTeenMom

Your post is now deleted and sent to the junkyard of deleted dawgman tweets.

CallMeBigErn

backthepack said:

CallMeBigErn said:

I remember the exact time and place I realized Kim was a bitch. I was cleaning my dad's moldy deck out in East Redmond, listening to a Dawgman podcast, when I heard Kim ask Cam Davis if he liked pie or cake more, as if Davis was 4 years old. I'm still vomiting to this day. I'll never forget that moment.

You hadn’t figure out he the drippiest of drippy cunts before that?

I never subscribed there and I could tell he was a fucking fairy.

I subscribed to Dawgman 8 years ago for like 4 years (?) and maybe I was too drunk to notice. This year I got their 5 months for price of 1 thing at the start of the season, paid once or twice, and waited for today to cancel. I just wanted recruiting info. This most recent run I've really noticed how much I hate Kim and Fetters. Perhaps turning 30 opened my eyes. Ecklund is OK imo. Still, I'm done.

GaryFromTeenMom

All three of these shitheels have ZERO connections. They literally just cling for dear life to the individual cock hairs of the National guys and try to maintain a website they think they actually have a hand in keeping alive. They don't know shit.

CallMeBigErn

GaryFromTeenMom said:

All three of these shitheels have ZERO connections. They literally just cling for dear life to the individual cock hairs of the National guys and try to maintain a website they think they actually have a hand in keeping alive. They don't know shit.

But you subscribe too... Unless you have someone's login.

GaryFromTeenMom

CallMeBigErn said:

GaryFromTeenMom said:

All three of these shitheels have ZERO connections. They literally just cling for dear life to the individual cock hairs of the National guys and try to maintain a website they think they actually have a hand in keeping alive. They don't know shit.

But you subscribe too... Unless you have someone's login.

Listen, I have so much money from my successful TV career, I just don't know how to spend it so I give to multiple charities per year for tax break purposes. St. Jude, Wounded Warrior Project, Dawgman, Red Cross, etc.

You have to subscribe to get access to the National guys, who I do believe has some weight in the ring here. That is all I really pay any attention to. Anything the three stooges say goes without any attention from me.

CallMeBigErn

You called it! I'm a little disappointed because I was ready to go down in a blaze of glory. I was just preparing another rant. I wanted more. Oh well.

sinceredawg

Well Jesus Ern, you had to go and fuck it up. Your story about the co-rec team was a strong parable for the flock.

GaryFromTeenMom

Do you get your $10.95 back? I'd call 247 and lob a complaint at Kimmy and demand your money back. Eventually pressure will build up enough so that the 247 big boys have to reign that cocksucker in a bit.

CallMeBigErn

sinceredawg said:

Well Jesus Ern, you had to go and fuck it up. Your story about the co-rec team was a strong parable for the flock.

Spoken from my heart.

That was deleted too!?

dirtysouwfdawg

🎶 bigern Rest In Peace 🎶

CallMeBigErn

dirtysouwfdawg said:

🎶 bigern Rest In Peace 🎶

LebamDawg

Well, what's the answer? Cake or Pie?

CallMeBigErn

LebamDawg said:

Well, what's the answer? Cake or Pie?

I was too busy dealing with my brain hemorrhaging to hear the answer.