retire to Brazil? That place is such a shit hole. You can do better than that bro.
Not with limited funds. If my friend's instagram account is even 50% legit, I should be there right now
If you are going to retire to South America Columbia is the place to retire for a gringo.
National bar game (Tejo) is cornhole but with gunpowder, (seriously) and has everything that Brazil has but better and cheaper.
Columbia is in South Carolina and is your basic shithole.
Medellin is in Colombia is way up on the list.
Medellin is nice, sadly most of the hot girls I meet where working, most of them were short and looked ok. Beautiful country through, probably one of the most beautiful places I have been at.
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1b) Notre Lame - 0-8 is past embarrassing
3) Stanfraud because fuck them
4) SC
5) ASU
Others: any in sec, texas, ohio state, Miami, Michigan, okkahomo, Cal
You're safer retiring in Compton.
OREGON
OHIO STATE
ARIZONA STATE
UCLA
We probably will never beat Oregon or USC again in my lifetime.
How about anyone ranked in the top 15 not named WSU? That would also be exciting.