I hate myself right now for not meeting a bunch of you fags last night. Mostly I just wanted to get shitfaced with Dennis, watch BTP go bonkers when we lost, try to flirt with Doog_De_Jour and get told to fuck off, and see if I got a running start I could jump high enough to get up to Yella's shoulder.
I hate myself right now for not meeting a bunch of you fags last night. Mostly I just wanted to get shitfaced with Dennis, watch BTP go bonkers when we lost, try to flirt with Doog_De_Jour and get told to fuck off, and see if I got a running start I could jump high enough to get up to Yella's shoulder.
I was surprisingly calm. I had tim to come to terms with the loss. I didn’t think we were going to win anyways. I’ll forever be mad about the blatant mis-management (before the half) and lack of balls showed by Petersen in that game.
I hate myself right now for not meeting a bunch of you fags last night. Mostly I just wanted to get shitfaced with Dennis, watch BTP go bonkers when we lost, try to flirt with Doog_De_Jour and get told to fuck off, and see if I got a running start I could jump high enough to get up to Yella's shoulder.
I was surprisingly calm. I had tim to come to terms with the loss. I didn’t think we were going to win anyways. I’ll forever be mad about the blatant mis-management (before the half) and lack of balls showed by Petersen in that game.
I think back to the wee hours of the morning after Washington lost to Oregon. You sent me about ten rage-filled PMs demanding that I shut down your HH account because you were DONE with "this fucking team".
And now look at you, Mr. Cool, Calm & Collected...
I hate myself right now for not meeting a bunch of you fags last night. Mostly I just wanted to get shitfaced with Dennis, watch BTP go bonkers when we lost, try to flirt with Doog_De_Jour and get told to fuck off, and see if I got a running start I could jump high enough to get up to Yella's shoulder.
I was surprisingly calm. I had tim to come to terms with the loss. I didn’t think we were going to win anyways. I’ll forever be mad about the blatant mis-management (before the half) and lack of balls showed by Petersen in that game.
I think back to the wee hours of the morning after Washington lost to Oregon. You sent me about ten rage-filled PMs demanding that I shut down your HH account because you were DONE with "this fucking team".
And now look at you, Mr. Cool, Calm & Collected...
I was triggered at halftime. The second half of the game was just the acceptance phase.
I hate myself right now for not meeting a bunch of you fags last night. Mostly I just wanted to get shitfaced with Dennis, watch BTP go bonkers when we lost, try to flirt with Doog_De_Jour and get told to fuck off, and see if I got a running start I could jump high enough to get up to Yella's shoulder.
I was surprisingly calm. I had tim to come to terms with the loss. I didn’t think we were going to win anyways. I’ll forever be mad about the blatant mis-management (before the half) and lack of balls showed by Petersen in that game.
I think back to the wee hours of the morning after Washington lost to Oregon. You sent me about ten rage-filled PMs demanding that I shut down your HH account because you were DONE with "this fucking team".
And now look at you, Mr. Cool, Calm & Collected...
He has gone to college and gotten laid a bunch and done some drugs. It makes you more mellow. Which is surprising because I still flipped my couch over last night right before halftime. Maybe I need to go back to college.
I hate myself right now for not meeting a bunch of you fags last night. Mostly I just wanted to get shitfaced with Dennis, watch BTP go bonkers when we lost, try to flirt with Doog_De_Jour and get told to fuck off, and see if I got a running start I could jump high enough to get up to Yella's shoulder.
I was surprisingly calm. I had tim to come to terms with the loss. I didn’t think we were going to win anyways. I’ll forever be mad about the blatant mis-management (before the half) and lack of balls showed by Petersen in that game.
I think back to the wee hours of the morning after Washington lost to Oregon. You sent me about ten rage-filled PMs demanding that I shut down your HH account because you were DONE with "this fucking team".
And now look at you, Mr. Cool, Calm & Collected...
He has gone to college and gotten laid a bunch and done some drugs. It makes you more mellow. Which is surprising because I still flipped my couch over last night right before halftime. Maybe I need to go back to college.
I hate myself right now for not meeting a bunch of you fags last night. Mostly I just wanted to get shitfaced with Dennis, watch BTP go bonkers when we lost, try to flirt with Doog_De_Jour and get told to fuck off, and see if I got a running start I could jump high enough to get up to Yella's shoulder.
I was surprisingly calm. I had tim to come to terms with the loss. I didn’t think we were going to win anyways. I’ll forever be mad about the blatant mis-management (before the half) and lack of balls showed by Petersen in that game.
I think back to the wee hours of the morning after Washington lost to Oregon. You sent me about ten rage-filled PMs demanding that I shut down your HH account because you were DONE with "this fucking team".
And now look at you, Mr. Cool, Calm & Collected...
He has gone to college and gotten laid a bunch and done some drugs. It makes you more mellow. Which is surprising because I still flipped my couch over last night right before halftime. Maybe I need to go back to college.
Does Orkin offer continuing education programs?
No, but they have a whole line of Pest Management online courses accredited by nobody that anyone has ever heard of. So those should help my resume.
I managed to make it into the game on time despite @LaMichael_Corleone and BTP roofying me. I then proceeded to literally sleep through the first half of the game while also managing to hold onto my two beers without spilling. I woke up basically just in time to watch OSU go up 28-3. Shrugged to myself and figured Browning had been doing browning things and the plunger was on, slammed the luke warm beers I'd been holding for 2+hrs and then got to watch our DWAGS try to make what would have been one of the greatest Rose bowl comebacks of all time if they had finished it.
I managed to make it into the game on time despite @LaMichael_Corleone and BTP roofying me. I then proceeded to literally sleep through the first half of the game while also managing to hold onto my two beers without spilling. I woke up basically just in time to watch OSU go up 28-3. Figured Browning had been doing browning things and the plunger was on, slammed the luke warm beers I'd been holding for 2+hrs and then got to watch our DWAGS try to make what would have been one of the greatest
This post was a microcosm of the game itself. Started terribly, slept though the first half. Woke up somewhere in the third quarter, really started coming together and then... couldn't quite finish.
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And now look at you, Mr. Cool, Calm & Collected...