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PurpleJ
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Pump never counted tOSU out. Urban a lot like Pumpeii. Take a few weeks off, recharge the batteries, maybe a little fishing.
Hey @steelheader2 can we let the cat out of the bag? Nope just heard from @yobates keep the pussy under wraps.
Urban will put a round poundin on the rest of the league. Pump said it first.
Don’t sleep on the Ducks. Pump said all along he liked Hebert. If Oregon wins out they’ll be picking their teeth with roses, maybe better.
OBK, hows the repairs coming on the Ferrari?
Pump always liked a fine Italian sports car. Supple brown leather, that chrome shifter much like Pumps own stiff rod. Not that he needed it, but when Pump threw on those tight red leather pants, the girls swooned, craving Pump’ love pump.
Of course he obliged. Sorry J and Baze, Pump can’t keep the ladies away. While pump’s dumpin the lump in the brown, Baze grease J up, priming him for your three inch pickle.
Nothing to be ashamed of guys. Times and attitudes have changed. At least you two have each other while fudgepackie stays home choking the chicken thinking of Pumps action, including that little spinner in Eugene.
Hey Baze, J will be primed and lubed after watching Chippy this Saturday. Make him squeal. Pumps counting on you!
Hey @steelheader2 can we let the cat out of the bag? Nope just heard from @yobates keep the pussy under wraps.
Urban will put a round poundin on the rest of the league. Pump said it first.
Don’t sleep on the Ducks. Pump said all along he liked Hebert. If Oregon wins out they’ll be picking their teeth with roses, maybe better.
OBK, hows the repairs coming on the Ferrari?
Pump always liked a fine Italian sports car. Supple brown leather, that chrome shifter much like Pumps own stiff rod. Not that he needed it, but when Pump threw on those tight red leather pants, the girls swooned, craving Pump’ love pump.
Of course he obliged. Sorry J and Baze, Pump can’t keep the ladies away. While pump’s dumpin the lump in the brown, Baze grease J up, priming him for your three inch pickle.
Nothing to be ashamed of guys. Times and attitudes have changed. At least you two have each other while fudgepackie stays home choking the chicken thinking of Pumps action, including that little spinner in Eugene.
Hey Baze, J will be primed and lubed after watching Chippy this Saturday. Make him squeal. Pumps counting on you!
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Pup can dress in the finest thread, flowing golden locks, the occassional handlebar stash to go with his Filson wardrobe for the fucking hot mature woman..or shave stash and dress trendy for that young 20-30-something. Either way pup tasting cooz juice.
Just depends on my fashion mood.
On other hand, chicks will dance with you and your little frame, accept a free drink, but go home with Pup. Dont forget Baze, pup's smoking 20-something prefers a stash ride from a gorgeous, wealthy and distingued Pup over a Prius ride from a cunt like you;
Aside from your geeky looks paying for drinks with a sock of change aint helping your cause. The magenta Prius is the 3rd strike.
. Every guy looks the same in a bar. Chicks like guys who have style, confident In what they wear. Dudes are like sheep . Same clothes, same lame game. Also girls do like a tossed salad. Tells them you're willing to go the extra mile for them , even the muddy mile. They'll flinch a little at 1st, but with enough liquor theyll open up the gate to suck the puck. The reward? Thee long awaited plunge. It feels pretty good. But as i said, dont dump in the poop chute if you want breakfast. She'll be making a western scramble on your shitter