Welcome to The Enumclaw Truck Stop Recruiting Board!
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Pics?PurpleJ said:
Nope! We buttfucked Foss to death!RoadDawg55 said:
You go to Foss?PurpleJ said:Enumclaw sodomized my frosh football team in high school. FTG.
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niceWeakarmCobra said:
Why r u such a cunt!CuntWaffle said:If we are going to passive aggresively talk shit about Enumclaw in any way shape or form then I am OUT
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Spirit Horse and Enumclaw... what could go wrong?!
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Define ‘no sex acts’. Are we talking like no Bill Clinton, I did not have sex with that woman, wink wink sex acts? Or like no Enumclaw horse intercourse sex acts?
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Lived in Puyallup. HrYK.backthepack said:Enumclaw is best known for a guy dying from being sodomized by a horse nuff said.
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backthepack said:
Enumclaw is best known for a guy dying from being sodomized by a horse nuff said.
DIE
81 poasts before this is noted? @RhythmicSlappingDawg is your source? This bored is fucked w/o Sven
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He died doing what he lovedbackthepack said:Enumclaw is best known for a guy dying from being sodomized by a horse nuff said.
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Being done by what he loved.DerekJohnson said:
He died doing what he lovedbackthepack said:Enumclaw is best known for a guy dying from being sodomized by a horse nuff said.
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Edit that, DDY. Enumclawans rape Horses, not cows.Dennis_DeYoung said:
Fuck Enumclaw. Sorry. I got in a big fight with Enumclaw kids once. I’ve still never visited that shit palace of cow rape.Swaye said:
Good point. Might need a Rule 6 that says "Any shit talk on Enumclaw results in immediate immolation" or something to that effect. I'll think on it.CuntWaffle said:If we are going to passive aggresively talk shit about Enumclaw in any way shape or form then I am OUT
How can you be so ignant about the geos & demos of PNW bestiality clubs? -
Will it include the trademark crude, vulgar, and cynical tone that permeates the HH crew? Count me out if it does.Swaye said:Attention you degenerate white devils. I know there have been lots of questions about what the future of this bored would be in a post-Dennis and Coker world. Would we just close down the bored? Would we let StrongBallz take it over? Would we turn it into an Oregon recruiting bored with Mosster in charge?
Well, the answer is none of those truly shitty options. Someone DM’ed me several days ago and suggested that I take it over. My immense knowledge of all things related to teen boys could be displayed for the entire world to see and rejoice in. So, I spent some time analyzing this.
None of it made any sense to me at all. Instead of thinking harder, I did drugs, which is always a good go to when needing to make serious decisions.
That didn’t work either but I did end up in the bed of a pickup truck parked by a dumpster behind a bar called “The Manhole.” I finally decided the best way to approach this was to take a long hard (lulz) look in the mirror and determine what kind of man I wanted to be.
What. The. Fuck. Okay, it was now clear to me I should not spread my seed all over the denizens of HH. I don’t know shit after all. But, I do like taking credit for others work. With that in mind, here’s what is happening.
I will be taking over the bored from a moderation and general tomfoolery perspective. I solicited (lulz) some of our knowledgeable members for help on the actual recruiting stuff. They all turned me down. So I dropped down a few tiers, and assembled a crack JV team of TBS ninjas to do all the heavy lifting and make me look good.
@Neighbor2972
@DoogCourics
@Domicillo
@HillsboroDuck
Theseguysgays will create recruit profile threads, keep us locked in on twatter stalking, make mostly wrong prognostications, and generally run the day to day shit around here. The good news is we all kind of realized this place basically sort of runs itself organically, but they will ensure good info is flowing and recruits are being stalked appropriately. Maybe one of them will even make some type of recruit rating system one day, or maybe not. That sounds like a lot of work. If they do good work, I will pin their threads. If they suck, they will be scalped.
Also, if you are a Wigwam member, you can count on seeing some “premium” content in there from time to time. If you blab it out here, you’ll be sleeping with the fishes. If you don’t understand what I am cryptically hinting at will be found in the ‘Wam in upcoming months, you are too stupid to live and should probably kill yourself.
I promise to rule you as an intolerant and mildly bigoted dictator. So get ready fags. Here’s the rules:
1) White people suck and should always be referred to as shitty, regardless of actual ability.
2) No calls for genocide or specific players deaths unless it’s by me.
3) Talking about a PSA as not good enough is fine but calling him a useless fuckface who should die is not.
4) Making comments about performing sex acts on a PSA’s Mom or younger Sister will not be tolerated. Brothers are fine, of course.
5) No porn. That’s what the Wigwam is for.
I will not ban you, but I will delete threads and comments mercilessly if you break these rules and refer you to Stalin for that sweet Siberian justice if you cannot control yourself.
Before anyone asks, the name Enumclaw Truck Stop was chosen to illustrate the seedy nature of this whole addictive recruiting business, the hive of scum and villainy spirit of HH, and because I really like glory holes at truck stops. Plus the old Enumclaw Truck Stop used to sell fireworks and my uncle worked there.
@SpiritHorse will still be found here on HH, and I have a fresh supply of mescaline so get ready for some bold predictions about the 2020 class from everyone’s favorite magic motherfucking horse!
Have fun, bring some value to the bored, and enjoy the community run nature of our self-regulated TBS environment. Most importantly, send me nudes. TIA. -
Looking forward to this
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It's weird how bad shit happens to HH veterans when they leave here for supposedly better adventures.
Remember the Husky Fan Podcast with Jimmy & Chest? They ded now.
That's how Stalin says TYFYS. -
I'm sure they'll do just fine.TurdBuffer said:It's weird how bad shit happens to HH veterans when they leave here for supposedly better adventures.
Remember the Husky Fan Podcast with Jimmy & Chest? They ded now.
That's how Stalin says TYFYS. -
Who said this?HillsboroDuck said:
Will it include the trademark crude, vulgar, and cynical tone that permeates the HH crew? Count me out if it does.Swaye said:Attention you degenerate white devils. I know there have been lots of questions about what the future of this bored would be in a post-Dennis and Coker world. Would we just close down the bored? Would we let StrongBallz take it over? Would we turn it into an Oregon recruiting bored with Mosster in charge?
Well, the answer is none of those truly shitty options. Someone DM’ed me several days ago and suggested that I take it over. My immense knowledge of all things related to teen boys could be displayed for the entire world to see and rejoice in. So, I spent some time analyzing this.
None of it made any sense to me at all. Instead of thinking harder, I did drugs, which is always a good go to when needing to make serious decisions.
That didn’t work either but I did end up in the bed of a pickup truck parked by a dumpster behind a bar called “The Manhole.” I finally decided the best way to approach this was to take a long hard (lulz) look in the mirror and determine what kind of man I wanted to be.
What. The. Fuck. Okay, it was now clear to me I should not spread my seed all over the denizens of HH. I don’t know shit after all. But, I do like taking credit for others work. With that in mind, here’s what is happening.
I will be taking over the bored from a moderation and general tomfoolery perspective. I solicited (lulz) some of our knowledgeable members for help on the actual recruiting stuff. They all turned me down. So I dropped down a few tiers, and assembled a crack JV team of TBS ninjas to do all the heavy lifting and make me look good.
@Neighbor2972
@DoogCourics
@Domicillo
@HillsboroDuck
Theseguysgays will create recruit profile threads, keep us locked in on twatter stalking, make mostly wrong prognostications, and generally run the day to day shit around here. The good news is we all kind of realized this place basically sort of runs itself organically, but they will ensure good info is flowing and recruits are being stalked appropriately. Maybe one of them will even make some type of recruit rating system one day, or maybe not. That sounds like a lot of work. If they do good work, I will pin their threads. If they suck, they will be scalped.
Also, if you are a Wigwam member, you can count on seeing some “premium” content in there from time to time. If you blab it out here, you’ll be sleeping with the fishes. If you don’t understand what I am cryptically hinting at will be found in the ‘Wam in upcoming months, you are too stupid to live and should probably kill yourself.
I promise to rule you as an intolerant and mildly bigoted dictator. So get ready fags. Here’s the rules:
1) White people suck and should always be referred to as shitty, regardless of actual ability.
2) No calls for genocide or specific players deaths unless it’s by me.
3) Talking about a PSA as not good enough is fine but calling him a useless fuckface who should die is not.
4) Making comments about performing sex acts on a PSA’s Mom or younger Sister will not be tolerated. Brothers are fine, of course.
5) No porn. That’s what the Wigwam is for.
I will not ban you, but I will delete threads and comments mercilessly if you break these rules and refer you to Stalin for that sweet Siberian justice if you cannot control yourself.
Before anyone asks, the name Enumclaw Truck Stop was chosen to illustrate the seedy nature of this whole addictive recruiting business, the hive of scum and villainy spirit of HH, and because I really like glory holes at truck stops. Plus the old Enumclaw Truck Stop used to sell fireworks and my uncle worked there.
@SpiritHorse will still be found here on HH, and I have a fresh supply of mescaline so get ready for some bold predictions about the 2020 class from everyone’s favorite magic motherfucking horse!
Have fun, bring some value to the bored, and enjoy the community run nature of our self-regulated TBS environment. Most importantly, send me nudes. TIA. -
PurpleJ said:
Who said this?HillsboroDuck said:
Will it include the trademark crude, vulgar, and cynical tone that permeates the HH crew? Count me out if it does.Swaye said:Attention you degenerate white devils. I know there have been lots of questions about what the future of this bored would be in a post-Dennis and Coker world. Would we just close down the bored? Would we let StrongBallz take it over? Would we turn it into an Oregon recruiting bored with Mosster in charge?
Well, the answer is none of those truly shitty options. Someone DM’ed me several days ago and suggested that I take it over. My immense knowledge of all things related to teen boys could be displayed for the entire world to see and rejoice in. So, I spent some time analyzing this.
None of it made any sense to me at all. Instead of thinking harder, I did drugs, which is always a good go to when needing to make serious decisions.
That didn’t work either but I did end up in the bed of a pickup truck parked by a dumpster behind a bar called “The Manhole.” I finally decided the best way to approach this was to take a long hard (lulz) look in the mirror and determine what kind of man I wanted to be.
What. The. Fuck. Okay, it was now clear to me I should not spread my seed all over the denizens of HH. I don’t know shit after all. But, I do like taking credit for others work. With that in mind, here’s what is happening.
I will be taking over the bored from a moderation and general tomfoolery perspective. I solicited (lulz) some of our knowledgeable members for help on the actual recruiting stuff. They all turned me down. So I dropped down a few tiers, and assembled a crack JV team of TBS ninjas to do all the heavy lifting and make me look good.
@Neighbor2972
@DoogCourics
@Domicillo
@HillsboroDuck
Theseguysgays will create recruit profile threads, keep us locked in on twatter stalking, make mostly wrong prognostications, and generally run the day to day shit around here. The good news is we all kind of realized this place basically sort of runs itself organically, but they will ensure good info is flowing and recruits are being stalked appropriately. Maybe one of them will even make some type of recruit rating system one day, or maybe not. That sounds like a lot of work. If they do good work, I will pin their threads. If they suck, they will be scalped.
Also, if you are a Wigwam member, you can count on seeing some “premium” content in there from time to time. If you blab it out here, you’ll be sleeping with the fishes. If you don’t understand what I am cryptically hinting at will be found in the ‘Wam in upcoming months, you are too stupid to live and should probably kill yourself.
I promise to rule you as an intolerant and mildly bigoted dictator. So get ready fags. Here’s the rules:
1) White people suck and should always be referred to as shitty, regardless of actual ability.
2) No calls for genocide or specific players deaths unless it’s by me.
3) Talking about a PSA as not good enough is fine but calling him a useless fuckface who should die is not.
4) Making comments about performing sex acts on a PSA’s Mom or younger Sister will not be tolerated. Brothers are fine, of course.
5) No porn. That’s what the Wigwam is for.
I will not ban you, but I will delete threads and comments mercilessly if you break these rules and refer you to Stalin for that sweet Siberian justice if you cannot control yourself.
Before anyone asks, the name Enumclaw Truck Stop was chosen to illustrate the seedy nature of this whole addictive recruiting business, the hive of scum and villainy spirit of HH, and because I really like glory holes at truck stops. Plus the old Enumclaw Truck Stop used to sell fireworks and my uncle worked there.
@SpiritHorse will still be found here on HH, and I have a fresh supply of mescaline so get ready for some bold predictions about the 2020 class from everyone’s favorite magic motherfucking horse!
Have fun, bring some value to the bored, and enjoy the community run nature of our self-regulated TBS environment. Most importantly, send me nudes. TIA.
Which was in response to:
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thisTurdBuffer said:It's weird how bad shit happens to HH veterans when they leave here for supposedly better adventures.
Remember the Husky Fan Podcast with Jimmy & Chest? They ded now.
That's how Stalin says TYFYS.
and @GrundleStiltzkin @HillsboroDuck can fuck off -
Free pubWeakarmCobra said:
thisTurdBuffer said:It's weird how bad shit happens to HH veterans when they leave here for supposedly better adventures.
Remember the Husky Fan Podcast with Jimmy & Chest? They ded now.
That's how Stalin says TYFYS.
and @GrundleStiltzkin @HillsboroDuck can fuck off -
I'm a Leo and I'm triggered now.
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DoogCourics said:PurpleJ said:
Who said this?HillsboroDuck said:
Will it include the trademark crude, vulgar, and cynical tone that permeates the HH crew? Count me out if it does.Swaye said:Attention you degenerate white devils. I know there have been lots of questions about what the future of this bored would be in a post-Dennis and Coker world. Would we just close down the bored? Would we let StrongBallz take it over? Would we turn it into an Oregon recruiting bored with Mosster in charge?
Well, the answer is none of those truly shitty options. Someone DM’ed me several days ago and suggested that I take it over. My immense knowledge of all things related to teen boys could be displayed for the entire world to see and rejoice in. So, I spent some time analyzing this.
None of it made any sense to me at all. Instead of thinking harder, I did drugs, which is always a good go to when needing to make serious decisions.
That didn’t work either but I did end up in the bed of a pickup truck parked by a dumpster behind a bar called “The Manhole.” I finally decided the best way to approach this was to take a long hard (lulz) look in the mirror and determine what kind of man I wanted to be.
What. The. Fuck. Okay, it was now clear to me I should not spread my seed all over the denizens of HH. I don’t know shit after all. But, I do like taking credit for others work. With that in mind, here’s what is happening.
I will be taking over the bored from a moderation and general tomfoolery perspective. I solicited (lulz) some of our knowledgeable members for help on the actual recruiting stuff. They all turned me down. So I dropped down a few tiers, and assembled a crack JV team of TBS ninjas to do all the heavy lifting and make me look good.
@Neighbor2972
@DoogCourics
@Domicillo
@HillsboroDuck
Theseguysgays will create recruit profile threads, keep us locked in on twatter stalking, make mostly wrong prognostications, and generally run the day to day shit around here. The good news is we all kind of realized this place basically sort of runs itself organically, but they will ensure good info is flowing and recruits are being stalked appropriately. Maybe one of them will even make some type of recruit rating system one day, or maybe not. That sounds like a lot of work. If they do good work, I will pin their threads. If they suck, they will be scalped.
Also, if you are a Wigwam member, you can count on seeing some “premium” content in there from time to time. If you blab it out here, you’ll be sleeping with the fishes. If you don’t understand what I am cryptically hinting at will be found in the ‘Wam in upcoming months, you are too stupid to live and should probably kill yourself.
I promise to rule you as an intolerant and mildly bigoted dictator. So get ready fags. Here’s the rules:
1) White people suck and should always be referred to as shitty, regardless of actual ability.
2) No calls for genocide or specific players deaths unless it’s by me.
3) Talking about a PSA as not good enough is fine but calling him a useless fuckface who should die is not.
4) Making comments about performing sex acts on a PSA’s Mom or younger Sister will not be tolerated. Brothers are fine, of course.
5) No porn. That’s what the Wigwam is for.
I will not ban you, but I will delete threads and comments mercilessly if you break these rules and refer you to Stalin for that sweet Siberian justice if you cannot control yourself.
Before anyone asks, the name Enumclaw Truck Stop was chosen to illustrate the seedy nature of this whole addictive recruiting business, the hive of scum and villainy spirit of HH, and because I really like glory holes at truck stops. Plus the old Enumclaw Truck Stop used to sell fireworks and my uncle worked there.
@SpiritHorse will still be found here on HH, and I have a fresh supply of mescaline so get ready for some bold predictions about the 2020 class from everyone’s favorite magic motherfucking horse!
Have fun, bring some value to the bored, and enjoy the community run nature of our self-regulated TBS environment. Most importantly, send me nudes. TIA.
Which was in response to:
I enjoyed this response:
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I’d like to thank @Wasco_Leo for a fresh chinjection of copypoasta
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@YellowSnow
I may not have my own board, but it only took me 10 months (1 of which I was banished for a bet) to become Head Curator and Minister of Doogfarm, ESPN, and Athletic Information for the recruiting board under Chief Swaye.
Ps, there was no point to this post except to throw shit like a monkey at you because I admire you. -
@DoogCourics Bono Shits Dwag. Get your name on the sign and then pop off!!!
Seriously though, congrats on this major life achievement!!
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Swaye said:
Attention you degenerate white devils. I know there have been lots of questions about what the future of this bored would be in a post-Dennis and Coker world. Would we just close down the bored? Would we let StrongBallz take it over? Would we turn it into an Oregon recruiting bored with Mosster in charge?
Well, the answer is none of those truly shitty options. Someone DM’ed me several days ago and suggested that I take it over. My immense knowledge of all things related to teen boys could be displayed for the entire world to see and rejoice in. So, I spent some time analyzing this.
None of it made any sense to me at all. Instead of thinking harder, I did drugs, which is always a good go to when needing to make serious decisions.
That didn’t work either but I did end up in the bed of a pickup truck parked by a dumpster behind a bar called “The Manhole.” I finally decided the best way to approach this was to take a long hard (lulz) look in the mirror and determine what kind of man I wanted to be.
What. The. Fuck. Okay, it was now clear to me I should not spread my seed all over the denizens of HH. I don’t know shit after all. But, I do like taking credit for others work. With that in mind, here’s what is happening.
I will be taking over the bored from a moderation and general tomfoolery perspective. I solicited (lulz) some of our knowledgeable members for help on the actual recruiting stuff. They all turned me down. So I dropped down a few tiers, and assembled a crack JV team of TBS ninjas to do all the heavy lifting and make me look good.
@Neighbor2972
@DoogCourics
@Domicillo
@HillsboroDuck
Theseguysgays will create recruit profile threads, keep us locked in on twatter stalking, make mostly wrong prognostications, and generally run the day to day shit around here. The good news is we all kind of realized this place basically sort of runs itself organically, but they will ensure good info is flowing and recruits are being stalked appropriately. Maybe one of them will even make some type of recruit rating system one day, or maybe not. That sounds like a lot of work. If they do good work, I will pin their threads. If they suck, they will be scalped.
Also, if you are a Wigwam member, you can count on seeing some “premium” content in there from time to time. If you blab it out here, you’ll be sleeping with the fishes. If you don’t understand what I am cryptically hinting at will be found in the ‘Wam in upcoming months, you are too stupid to live and should probably kill yourself.
I promise to rule you as an intolerant and mildly bigoted dictator. So get ready fags. Here’s the rules:
1) White people suck and should always be referred to as shitty, regardless of actual ability.
2) No calls for genocide or specific players deaths unless it’s by me.
3) Talking about a PSA as not good enough is fine but calling him a useless fuckface who should die is not.
4) Making comments about performing sex acts on a PSA’s Mom or younger Sister will not be tolerated. Brothers are fine, of course.
5) No porn. That’s what the Wigwam is for.
I will not ban you, but I will delete threads and comments mercilessly if you break these rules and refer you to Stalin for that sweet Siberian justice if you cannot control yourself.
Before anyone asks, the name Enumclaw Truck Stop was chosen to illustrate the seedy nature of this whole addictive recruiting business, the hive of scum and villainy spirit of HH, and because I really like glory holes at truck stops. Plus the old Enumclaw Truck Stop used to sell fireworks and my uncle worked there.
@SpiritHorse will still be found here on HH, and I have a fresh supply of mescaline so get ready for some bold predictions about the 2020 class from everyone’s favorite magic motherfucking horse!
Have fun, bring some value to the bored, and enjoy the community run nature of our self-regulated TBS environment. Most importantly, send me nudes. TIA.
Footage of TBS Ninja JV team over the last few days since Swaye put us together:
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DerekJohnson said:TurdBuffer said:
It's weird how bad shit happens to HH veterans when they leave here for supposedly better adventures.
Remember the Husky Fan Podcast with Jimmy & Chest? They ded now.
That's how Stalin says TYFYS.
I'm sure they'll do just fine. As Fertilizer. -
Premium HH crootin content in the Wam for those with access. Fuck yeah!
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I should probably share "that" photo with these guys.Swaye said:Premium HH crootin content in the Wam for those with access. Fuck yeah!
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DM to Coker:UW_Doog_Bot said:@Swaye JV squad is off to an early lead. Coker/DDY/Gladdie still have yet to score a point.
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UW_Doog_Bot said:
@Swaye JV squad is off to an early lead. Coker/DDY/Gladdie still have yet to score a point.
