I send this to my non football friends and family in texts and they love it.
This is my personal favorite. I actually use that phrase in real life all the tim. Even at work in meetings.
"So, Mr. Creepycoug. What do you think about the SEC's new guidance on non-GAAP performance measures in earnings releases? Are we going to stop using Adjusted EBITDA and FAD?"
What about the death stare to one of the players who was pleading after they fucked up and the player just starts backing up.
That's a good one. Kid has like a foot on Peterman and probably 80 lbs and Peterman takes two quick steps at him (I assume because his lips were still flapping) and kid just gets real smart real fast. Good decision.
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Edit: what am I talking about? I’ll do it anyway!
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Oh I know. I’ll be Khrushchev here and back down so as to prevent any escalation in hostilities.
"So, Mr. Creepycoug. What do you think about the SEC's new guidance on non-GAAP performance measures in earnings releases? Are we going to stop using Adjusted EBITDA and FAD?"
"Like we say, NO!"
He's just about to lay pipe with his hot wife and has a heart attack. Figures