Deserves Own Thread: The I'm Stupid Edition

Swaye

BBK is a 1st Team All American.

How to look stupid about BBK, by me....

2016:



2017:



mid-season 2018:



late-season 2018:

Pitchfork51

And old

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

And old

I really liked you. Once.

Meek

he epitomizes the mantra "some guys want to be recruited (him not at all) and some guys want to be developed (like into an AP 1st team all american...ho lee fuck)".

Mad_Son

He definitely got better. The only time it is a problem to call out people who aren't performing is if you don't recognize when they improve. He became a solid contributor and he has the stats of an All-American. If yards ridden per carry was a stat people tracked he wouldn't be an All-American but he would still be the solid contributor he turned into.

PurpleJ

That'll learn you to hate on whitey.

HillsboroDuck

Meek said:

he epitomizes the mantra "some guys want to be recruited (him not at all) and some guys want to be developed (like into an AP 1st team all american...ho lee fuck)".

Stop plagiarism my shit fucko!

HillsboroDuck

Mad_Son said:

He definitely got better. The only time it is a problem to call out people who aren't performing is if you don't recognize when they improve. He became a solid contributor and he has the stats of an All-American. If yards ridden per carry was a stat people tracked he wouldn't be an All-American but he would still be the solid contributor he turned into.

He really wasn’t ridden much in 2018 especially down the stretch and he turned into a forced fumble/tipped pass machine on top of it. He was better than a solid contributor this year.

Swaye

I never saw it coming at all until it was slapping me in the face like a Ron Jeremy dong. At the start of the season I was still saying he was a complete waste of space. By mid-season I'm like "my eyes are telling me he doesn't suck but I cannot believe it." By the AC I am like "this motherfucker is everywhere, all at once, like he is part of the matrix or some shit."

Biggest problem with this bored is that lots of people refuse to admit defeat and just say "Hey, I got it wrong." Take the L, move on. BBK proved me way wrong, and I am thankful for it. I still hate him because he is white, but the kid can play.

Doogles

Mad_Son said:

He definitely got better. The only time it is a problem to call out people who aren't performing is if you don't recognize when they improve. He became a solid contributor and he has the stats of an All-American. If yards ridden per carry was a stat people tracked he wouldn't be an All-American but he would still be the solid contributor he turned into.

He was the defenses best playmaker by far this year. He was the only guy creating any turnovers until Byron Murphy remembered he needed a highlight tape for the draft.

Dennis went on a racist rant in 2016 and brain washed the lot of you that BBK sucked. That's fine, but there was serious data piling up that he in fact didn't suck and the sheep couldn't adjust their point of view.

He's an AP 1st team all-American and much more than a solid contributor. Just admit it and move on.

huskyhooligan

The fact he has two subaru driving moms and probably two miata driving dads makes him Hardcore Husky Legend for eternity. And yes, I was wrong as well, or I'll claim the devil ( @Dennis_DeYoung )made me do it.

dannarc

I will admit I was wrong. (This feels good) I drank the Koolaid like the rest of you flamers.

CuntWaffle

BBK was the Jake Browning of the defense 2 years ago

Houhusky

This increases the odds that BBK gets worn like a small backpack as Ohio state scores their 7th rushing TD in the rose bowl by 1000%.

I like to think the racism and rants against BBK only inspired REAL god to chuckle and then give BBK all the white mans power, just for the laughs.

HuskyJW

Swaye said:

I never saw it coming at all until it was slapping me in the face like a Ron Jeremy dong. At the start of the season I was still saying he was a complete waste of space. By mid-season I'm like "my eyes are telling me he doesn't suck but I cannot believe it." By the AC I am like "this motherfucker is everywhere, all at once, like he is part of the matrix or some shit."

Biggest problem with this bored in general is that lots of people refuse to admit defeat and just say "Hey, I got it wrong." Take the L, move on. BBK proved me way wrong, and I am thankful for it. I still hate him because he is white, but the kid can play.

Swaye

Houhusky said:

This increases the odds that BBK gets worn like a small backpack as Ohio state scores their 7th rushing TD in the rose bowl by 1000%.

I like to think the racism and rants against BBK only inspired REAL god to chuckle and then give BBK all the white mans power, just for the laughs.

Are you saying REAL God did it for the lulz?

UWhuskytskeet

Also, BBK majored in CLIT.

Houhusky

Swaye said:

Houhusky said:

This increases the odds that BBK gets worn like a small backpack as Ohio state scores their 7th rushing TD in the rose bowl by 1000%.

I like to think the racism and rants against BBK only inspired REAL god to chuckle and then give BBK all the white mans power, just for the laughs.

Are you saying REAL God did it for the lulz?

Real god loves jokes, remember that one time he was like, “yo, Abraham you gotta kill your son” and then at the last second right before Abraham was about to do it was like “JK, got you, you should have seen your face, ligma ballz!”

RoadDawg55

When Victor went down Beavers and him stepped in and we didn’t drop off. That should have been enough for you to realize, “maybe this guy is pretty good.” Then he is the leading tackler on another good defense as a junior. I seriously was wondering what the fuck some of you were watching.

“Yeah, but tackles don’t mean everything.” Of course they don’t, but this wasn’t Cort Dennison making 130 tackles for a defense ranked around 100.

When Constantine, Lawyer, rotated in teams went right down the field. Remember Amandre playing this year? When a guy doesn’t belong, it’s noticeable. That was never the case with BBK.

RaceBannon

Houhusky said:

Swaye said:

Houhusky said:

This increases the odds that BBK gets worn like a small backpack as Ohio state scores their 7th rushing TD in the rose bowl by 1000%.

I like to think the racism and rants against BBK only inspired REAL god to chuckle and then give BBK all the white mans power, just for the laughs.

Are you saying REAL God did it for the lulz?

Real god loves jokes, remember that one time he was like, “yo, Abraham you gotta kill your son” and then at the last second right before Abraham was about to do it was like “JK, got you, you should have seen your face, ligma ballz!”

Hey Noah nice boat you built. Everyone thinks you're nuts now. I decided to not flood the planet. Oh well

Meek

Swaye said:

I never saw it coming at all until it was slapping me in the face like a Ron Jeremy dong. At the start of the season I was still saying he was a complete waste of space. By mid-season I'm like "my eyes are telling me he doesn't suck but I cannot believe it." By the AC I am like "this motherfucker is everywhere, all at once, like he is part of the matrix or some shit."

Biggest problem with this bored is that lots of people refuse to admit defeat and just say "Hey, I got it wrong." Take the L, move on. BBK proved me way wrong, and I am thankful for it. I still hate him because he is white, but the kid can play.

we'd rather be first than be right!