The time has come for me to sell the couch

PurpleThrobber

RaceBannon said:

Baby it's cold outside.

DerekJohnson

HillsboroDuck said:

Wifey just got an unexpectedly large Christmas bonus today (like five times what she got from the same company last year).

First thing she says? “I am buying a new couch”.

She didn’t understand why I kept laughing.

SO I can be expecting a Wigwam donation from you shortly.

This makes my day, thanks brah

FireCohen

Wife?

TTJ

PurpleThrobber said:

RaceBannon said:

Baby it's cold outside.

Another casualty of the #metoo movement.

HillsboroDuck

DerekJohnson said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Wifey just got an unexpectedly large Christmas bonus today (like five times what she got from the same company last year).

First thing she says? “I am buying a new couch”.

She didn’t understand why I kept laughing.

SO I can be expecting a Wigwam donation from you shortly.

This makes my day, thanks brah

It’s in the couch cushions

YellowSnow

HillsboroDuck said:

YellowSnow said:

I too rely on my wife’s Christmas bonuses to pay for stuff.

@BearsWiin POTD

I have a jerb though. Sad.

YellowSnow

Seriously though who actually sells a couch? We just gave ours away on Buy Nothing.

FireCohen

YellowSnow said:

Seriously though who actually sells a couch? We just gave ours away on Buy Nothing.

dude clearly you doing well economically, there are ppl out there that buy used shit because that is all they could afford.

YellowSnow

WeakarmCobra said:

YellowSnow said:

Seriously though who actually sells a couch? We just gave ours away on Buy Nothing.

dude clearly you doing well economically, there are ppl out there that buy used shit because that is all they could afford.

You’re missing the poont. There’s a website where you can just give the couch to someone deserving free of charge. Free, used stuff is more affordable than cheap used stuff if my maff is accurate.

HillsboroDuck

YellowSnow said:

Seriously though who actually sells a couch? We just gave ours away on Buy Nothing.

Kendyl Taylor

GrundleStiltzkin

HillsboroDuck said:

YellowSnow said:

Seriously though who actually sells a couch? We just gave ours away on Buy Nothing.

Kendyl Taylor

real lulz

HHBruh

Wait. Hold the fuck on here. 5x’s doesn’t mean shit if last years bonus was $5. A good couch is like $100. Pro tip: Don’t spend it all at once sport and watch out for money grabbers.

Meek

YellowSnow said:

I too rely on my wife’s Christmas bonuses to pay for stuff.

#MeToo

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

YellowSnow said:

Seriously though who actually sells a couch? We just gave ours away on Buy Nothing.

We actually sold our couch when we sold our house. It was a perfect fit for the living room and the buyers bought it.

89ute

YellowSnow said:

Seriously though who actually sells a couch? We just gave ours away on Buy Nothing.

I forgot to thank you for the sweet mattress

YellowSnow

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

YellowSnow said:

Seriously though who actually sells a couch? We just gave ours away on Buy Nothing.

We actually sold our couch when we sold our house. It was a perfect fit for the living room and the buyers bought it.

Yeah but was it a separate bill of sale or did you just include is in the purchase agreement for the home?

HuskyJW

YellowSnow said:

Seriously though who actually sells a couch? We just gave ours away on Buy Nothing.

#whiteprivilege

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

YellowSnow said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

YellowSnow said:

Seriously though who actually sells a couch? We just gave ours away on Buy Nothing.

We actually sold our couch when we sold our house. It was a perfect fit for the living room and the buyers bought it.

Yeah but was it a separate bill of sale or did you just include is in the purchase agreement for the home?

It was only last month and I don't know. When I moved into the house, I had a second couch (I'm rich and own multiple couches) that I sold for $20. I then turned around and used that $20 on hookers & blow handed that money to my wife.

Fixed for accuracy.