The time has come for me to sell the couch

BeerThirty

HuskyJW said:

I have one she can use. Have her call me.

is that what I think it is? If so, well played

PurpleJ

I got a week's supply of doritos, mtn dew and hot pockets for my Christmas bonus.

Swaye

PurpleJ said:

I got a week's supply of doritos, mtn dew and hot pockets for my Christmas bonus.

I got fired.

Domicillo

Swaye said:

PurpleJ said:

I got a week's supply of doritos, mtn dew and hot pockets for my Christmas bonus.

I got fired.

Same, but I also got a tin of shortbread cookies as a severance package

PurpleJ

Swaye said:

PurpleJ said:

I got a week's supply of doritos, mtn dew and hot pockets for my Christmas bonus.

I got fired.

Hahaha I just learned that you can't pick your family. So fuck you dad! You can't fire me!

UW_Doog_Bot

Swaye said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Wifey just got an unexpectedly large Christmas bonus today (like five times what she got from the same company last year).

First thing she says? “I am buying a new couch”.

She didn’t understand why I kept laughing.

But seriously, can I have some money?

That reminds me that I owe the red man some smoke. See me at the Rosebowl.

ZoneUW

YellowSnow

I too rely on my wife’s Christmas bonuses to pay for stuff.

HillsboroDuck

YellowSnow said:

I too rely on my wife’s Christmas bonuses to pay for stuff.

@BearsWiin POTD

DawgWagonDan

PurpleJ said:

I got a week's supply of doritos, mtn dew and hot pockets for my Christmas bonus.

I got jelly of the month club...

It's the gift that keeps on giving all year round!